Peerless Bodyguard of a Stunning Beauty

Chapter 58: Chapter 51: Three Beauties in One Play

At this moment, as Yu Lan quietly slipped into Zhao Rong’s room, she could make out a man lying on the bed in the faint moonlight, fast asleep.

As Yu Lan approached the sleeping assistant, she thought, If Zhao Rong left the door unlocked for me, why didn’t he wait a bit longer? I’m already here now.

With that thought, she sat down next to the assistant, watching him snore and grind his teeth. Because of the darkness, Yu Lan had no idea that the person on the bed was the assistant, who had wandered into the wrong room, and not Zhao Rong.

Since the assistant hadn’t showered after cleaning the toilets, a foul stench hit Yu Lan as she drew closer. She pinched her nose, thinking, Brother Zhao Rong seems so bright and handsome usually. How could he be farting at night? And such a smelly fart, too!

After a moment, she let go of her nose. Forget it. Why am I pinching my nose? As the saying goes, a man is supposed to be a stinky man... If he doesn’t stink, is he even a man?

And so, Yu Lan quietly crawled under the covers and lay down beside the assistant.

Looking at the sleeping man, she wondered, Is Brother Zhao Rong always this slow to react? I’ve been in here for a while now, and he’s still sleeping soundly. Forget it, I’ll just wake him up myself.

Yu Lan began to tickle the soles of the assistant’s feet. As the assistant wasn’t one for hygiene, he hadn’t washed his feet in a week. She had barely started picking at them when her fingernail was full of black dirt.

Rubbing the grime between her fingers, she thought, Brother Zhao Rong’s clothes always look so clean. How could he not wash his feet? They’re so filthy! Forget it, I won’t tickle his feet anymore. I’ll just pinch his nose instead.

Using the same hand she had just used to pick at his feet, Yu Lan pinched the assistant’s nose shut. Once I pinch his nose, Brother Zhao Rong will definitely wake up,

she thought.However, the assistant was an oddball; when Yu Lan pinched his nose, he simply started breathing through his mouth. After pinching his nose for a long time without managing to wake him, Yu Lan grew frustrated. This Brother Zhao Rong is really something else. He left the door unlocked for me, but he’s sleeping like a log.

Having been in the room for ages, Yu Lan still couldn’t wake the assistant. So, she resorted to a more direct method. Leaning close to his ear, she whispered, ”Brother Zhao Rong, it’s me, Yu Lan. Didn’t you leave the door for me? I’m here, so wake up quickly. Otherwise, dawn will break, and we’ll have missed another wonderful night...”

At that moment, the assistant was lost in an erotic dream. He dreamt that a beautiful woman had appeared before him. They locked eyes, and just as they were about to begin... he was suddenly jolted awake.

The awakened assistant was furious. I finally managed to have an erotic dream, how could I wake up right in the middle of it?

As he fumed, Yu Lan’s soft voice came from beside him. ”I’ve been calling you for ages. You’re finally awake.”

The assistant, caught completely off guard, was so startled that he fell right off the bed. Just as he was about to speak, Yu Lan moved forward and pressed the finger she had just used on his feet against his lips. ”A spring night is worth a thousand gold. Don’t speak. Some things are best left unsaid. Let’s just begin.”

The assistant was stunned. He instantly recognized her voice. The girl in his room was none other than Yu Lan—the very girl he had a secret crush on, the one he fantasized about every single night before he fell asleep.

He couldn’t believe it. Holy crap, am I still dreaming? Doesn’t Yu Lan dislike me? Why would she come to my room on her own at night? And the most unbelievable part... she wants to... with me?

Without a second thought, the assistant slapped himself several times to see if he was dreaming. Feeling the sting, he thought, It hurts. That means this is real.

Yu Lan, who had already undressed, watched the assistant inexplicably slap himself over and over. Frowning, she wondered, What does this mean? Is Brother Zhao Rong trying to hint at something? After mulling it over, she finally understood. One slap from Brother Zhao Rong must mean he wants to do it once... two slaps means twice... And just now, he slapped himself a full eight times. Does that mean he wants to... all night?

At this realization, she couldn’t help but think, Brother Zhao Rong is really amazing! A man should be strong, he should make a woman...

And so, Yu Lan said to the man before her, ”Brother Zhao Rong, let’s go eight times.”

Hearing this, the assistant’s nose began to bleed, and he was so happy he could cry. I’ve pursued her for so long. She’s hit me, cursed at me, even humiliated me... It’s a good thing I persevered. Now, it’s finally my turn. Yu Lan has come to offer herself to me...

The assistant said through his tears, ”Yu Lan, my perseverance and patience have finally been rewarded!”

With that, he began to undress. As he took off his clothes, he thought, Tonight, I’m going to give it my all until I drop.

Just as the assistant was ready and prepared to be with Yu Lan... she suddenly froze. Hearing his voice clearly for the first time, she asked, ”Are you the assistant?”

Crying with happiness, the assistant replied, ”Yu Lan, I am your dearest, most beloved, most desired assistant!”

Realizing it was indeed the assistant and not Zhao Rong, Yu Lan immediately slapped herself across the face. How could I be so careless? I went into the wrong room! How could I have walked into the assistant’s room?

The more Yu Lan thought about it, the angrier she became—so angry she wanted to hit someone. The assistant, standing by the bed, was looking at her with a lecherous expression, which was the last straw. She lunged at him, unleashing a flurry of punches and kicks.

”I must have been cursed for eight generations to have ended up in your room!” she screamed. ”Get the hell out of here!”

The assistant, completely bewildered, said, ”Yu Lan, didn’t you just say you wanted to go eight times? Why are you telling me to get lost now?”

Hearing his words, Yu Lan didn’t bother to explain. Without another word, she grabbed him and gave him another fierce beating. When she was done, she roared, ”Now get the hell out!”

The assistant, his head covered in lumps, still wanted to speak. But when he saw Yu Lan snatch an ashtray from the nightstand, he immediately backed down and scrambled out of the room.

Outside, the assistant cried and thought gloomily, What the hell is going on?

Just as he was wallowing in his misery, he saw his own room number. Instantly, the assistant understood: he had gone into the wrong room earlier. Now, he stood before his own door, preparing to go inside.

Inside that very room, Miss Lili had been assuming she was in Zhao Rong’s room all along. She lay on the bed, waiting, but Zhao Rong didn’t return. Where did Zhao Rong go? Don’t tell me he was really seduced away by Yu Lan or Xuelian.

Just as Miss Lili was pondering this, the assistant pushed the door open and walked in. As the room was still dark, she couldn’t see the man’s face clearly and assumed it was Zhao Rong.

”You’re finally back,” she said. ”I’ve been waiting for so long. We don’t have much time, let’s get started.” With that, she lay down on the bed.

The assistant, who had just entered, was startled to find a woman in his room. Am I seeing things today? A moment ago I was in bed with Yu Lan, and now I’m in a room alone with Miss Lili?

”Miss Lili,” the assistant asked, ”are you sure... you want to... with me?”

Hearing the assistant’s voice instead of Zhao Rong’s, Miss Lili was instantly mortified. She questioned him, ”Assistant, what are you doing in Zhao Rong’s room?”

With an aggrieved look, the assistant replied, ”Miss Lili, this is my room. You’re the one in the wrong place.”

Miss Lili was taken aback. What the hell? How can I be such a failure? I can’t even find the right room?

Just as Miss Lili was preparing to leave, Xuelian quietly approached. She pressed her ear against the door to Zhao Rong’s room, listening for any sounds. After a while, however, she heard nothing but silence.

As Xuelian puzzled over this, the door suddenly opened, and Yu Lan came out. Finding Xuelian eavesdropping, the two women bumped right into each other.

”Yu Lan,” Xuelian said in surprise, ”why are you coming out of Brother Zhao Rong’s room?”

Yu Lan stared back in astonishment. ”Xuelian, why are you eavesdropping on the assistant’s room? Don’t tell me you’re interested in him?”

Just as Yu Lan and Xuelian turned on the hallway light and were staring at each other, Miss Lili emerged from the assistant’s room. The assistant, wrapped in only a bath towel, escorted her to the door.

”Take care, Miss Lili,” he said. ”I won’t see you all the way out. Please come again!”

When Yu Lan and Xuelian saw Miss Lili—who had always had impeccable taste and extremely high standards, looking down on all men—coming out of the assistant’s room, they were both dumbstruck.

Yu Lan stared at her. ”Miss Lili, have you had a change in taste? How could you lower yourself to be with... this kind of trash?”

Xuelian was even more aghast. ”Miss Lili, I never would have dreamed you and the assistant were involved!”

Meanwhile, in Tao Hua’s room, Zhao Rong had been looking after her for half the night. Seeing that she was slowly recovering, he decided it was time to leave.

However, just as Zhao Rong reached the door, Tao Hua suddenly woke up. Emboldened by the alcohol, she grabbed him and pulled him toward the bed...