The Misfortune Adventure Of Dimensional Chat Group Owner

While Kaito and Team 1 decided to build a base and protect the cursed children in Black Bullet, Crocodile and the rest of Team 2 were transferred to the middle of the forest.

And to make it worse, as if they had inherited Kaito’s luck, this team was immediately attacked by a dangerous creature group when they landed.

Fortunately, this was not a problem for them because the chat group members easily cleaned them.

...

”According to my extended haki using points, there is a village not far from where we got to the south.” 

Crocodile said while sitting above the corpse of the dangerous beast corpse they just beaten up, ”Itachi and Kazehana, can you investigate whether the village is safe or not?”

Crocodile, as the smartest person here, was automatically appointed as the decision-maker by his team members.

Although some good members like Uta and Misaka did not agree with Crocodile’s usual attitude and behavior, they could still work together because Saitama guaranteed to remind Crocodile if he crossed the line.

...

””Okay.””

Quickly, Itachi and his wife Kazehana immediately disappeared from Crocodile’s sight, heading to the nearby village to carry out Crocodile’s orders.

...

”What about us? What are we doing here?” Saitama asked with a confused look. ”I think we should follow them too.”

”Saitama-sensei, we already know this world is dangerous. I need to make sure the village is safe for us to visit.” 

Crocodile patiently explained, while trying to light his cigar, ”While you may be invincible in this world, the other members aren’t as strong as you and may get harmed if we are being reckless.”

”Hey, I’m also a strong person in the chat group! You don’t have to worry about me!” Misaka retorted immediately.

”Really? Are you sure you can win against that Esdeath?”

”You may be strong enough, but what about our chef, Hisako Arato? Are you sure you can protect her from harm and people around?”

”...”

Hearing Crocodile’s complaint, Misaka immediately fell silent and decided to follow his order because she knew Crocodile was right. 

Unlike the world where she came from, this world is extremely corrupted and evil-- and she has learned there’s no limit to how evil a human can be. 

Just from the first episode, it’s already showing how dark this world is by killing off the protagonist’s childhood friends. Even at the end of the memories, barely any member of the protagonist group survives the whole ordeal!

...

”Honestly, with Saber, Kaguya, and Saitama here, we could just head straight to the Imperial Capital and destroy it in a day.”

Crocodile said casually while puffing on his cigarette, but then frowning, ”However, Kaito and you guys would not like it if we did that because we would kill many innocent people in the process.”

Hearing Kaito as the reason, both Saber and Kaguya admitted that Crocodile’s was reasonable- and Saber herself, as a king, also didn’t want to harm innocent people by accident. 

Only Kaguya didn’t mind destroying the capital city by herself as she was not bound by morality, but Kaguya also didn’t want to do something that Kaito hated since she didn’t want to get beaten again by her benefactor.

”Tsk. We also have Esdeath and General Budd’s situation, too.” 

Crocodile explained furthermore,  ”Both of them are easily strong men at 5* strength, and probably at a limit since Esdeath has touched a time power.”

”Even I admit I would feel helpless against Esdeath’s ultimate ability, Mokobotmo.”

”Esdeath... Saitama-sensei would take care of them, right?” Misaka suggested.

”Indeed. However, we all know when it comes to fighting to the death, Saitama-sensei doesn’t want to kill even if they are the most vicious villain.”

””Ah.””

”...I apologize.” 

Hearing his words, Saitama, who knew his shortcomings, lowered his head. ”As long as they’re humans, I don’t want to kill them because I’m a hero.”

”It’s okay, sensei.” Crocodile shook his head, smiled confidently, ”You don’t want to kill them, but if I order you to restrain or stop them, you can do it, right, Saitama-sensei?”

Saitama nodded. ”Sure.”

”That’s great!”

Hearing Saitama’s definite answer, Crocodile then started explaining his plan in this world to everyone... which is the same as Kaito’s idea, for now, to ignore the plot entirely since they were not mandatory to follow it and doing so doesn’t help much with their main task to retrieve Est soul fragment.

Instead, Crocodile thinks they should just focus on establishing their camp in this world while also finding the Est soul fragment’s whereabouts in this world. The same plan as what they did in Naruto world, which everyone easily agreed to do.

...

Crocodile knew that if they wanted to connect this world to the base world, the Empire would have to be taken over eventually later on... but with their overwhelming strength, Crocodile believed this matter could be done any time.

...Rushing to Imperial Capital, killing all those villainous nobles and the emperor- how hard it could be with Saitama here?

Even though this world is not simple, with the existence of the Dangerous Beast and 48 Imperial Weapons (Teigu), all of those were nothing in the absolute power of the chat group members.

The only problem is how to do it without affecting many innocent people, a.k.a avoiding condemnation coming from his fellow chat group members and to not making everyone’s opinion about him become worse.

So, after thinking it carefully, Crocodile chose to follow the same plan as in the Naruto world, building a base and doing their own thing, as this kind of plan would help him achieve multiple goals in this world.

Established their city and built a good reputation over time, and when their influence was good enough among the majority of people, that’s when they could conquer the empire with people’s support on their back.

And if the empire notices their base and decides to attack them before it happens, it would be even better in Crocodile’s opinion. It would give him a ”justified” reason to strike back and finish that Empire as a form of counterattack, and Kaito would be mad at him for doing so since it’s the safety of everyone at stake.

After the Empire was successfully conquered, this world could be safely connected to the base world.

Furthermore, if Crocodile did manage to lead this city well under his leadership (not difficult), this could help improve his image and reputation among the chat group.

After all, even though Kaito agreed with his ambition to build his own country in the base world later, the other members might not necessarily agree because of his bad reputation.

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While Team 1 and Team 2 landed cautiously in their activities of exploring their respective world, Team 3, led by Sakuya, immediately took action in the world of HOTD (High School of the Dead) to eradicate all the zombies around them.

When Team 3 landed in the Fujimi Academy, where the protagonist group came from, the zombie pandemic had already started so it’s too late for them to prevent it from even happening in the first place.

Sakuya, as the vice leader of this team, thought they didn’t need to think much about how they would deal with this world, because the plot in this world was very simple with a clear enemy, which is the zombie and the zombie virus.

After all, this world was hit by a zombie pandemic that threatened the survival of humanity. If the zombies were cleared, humans would be free from the threat and they, Team 3 could freely search for the whereabouts of the Est soul fragment.

All members of Team 3 agreed with Miya’s idea and began to clear the zombies quickly.

Fortunately, since this world has no supernatural element whatsoever, it’s so easy for Team 3 members to clean the zombies using various special abilities.

In just under 5 minutes, dozens of zombies in the nearby academy were ”cleaned”, making it free from zombies.

Because of their quick action, many students and staff in the academy were still alive, and the protagonist group is also still in the school and has not left the place-- though most of them (students) are speechless and terrified after looking at how strong and destructive this group of people.

*BOOM*

*BOOM*

[Divine Buster!!]

...!!!

*DUARRR*

...!!!

”Those girls... are magical girls?” Takagi Saya, one of the heroines of this world, exclaimed in shock, ”Is a Magical girl is real? And they are so violent?!”

”I am not sure either... I am afraid they are more like flying terrorists than a magical girl.” 

Shizuka, the nurse of the protagonist group, commented while trembling, afraid of the sight of destruction that Nanoha just caused casually, ”That kind of capability destruction is terrifying.”

...

Seeing Nanoha and Fate shooting (and bombing) zombies from the air with speed and precision, many people’s dreams of magical girls were shattered. 

Moreover, when Nanoha unleashed her divine buster, she singlehandedly created a giant explosion that destroyed several blocks in the city!

*Slash*

*Slash*

”It seems we need to warn Nanoha-chan to be careful.” Miya, who also saw those kids wantonly destroying things, just smiled helplessly.

”Nanoha isn’t called white devil for nothing. while she looks innocent, she is one of the most destructive people among us.” 

Yuu commented calmly, also feeling helpless, ”We brought too many children with us and they all are problematic.”

...

”Berserker! Clean the street from zombies!” (Ilya)

*DUAR*

...!!!

”Taste my hammer! Dorrryaa!!” (Lizbeth)

*BAMM*

...!!!

”Obito, let’s clean all the zombies around! We can’t lose in front of everyone! (Rin)

”Yes, Rin! Great Fireball Jutsu! Great Fireball Jutsu!” (Obito)

*DUARR*

...!!!

Looking at Ilya, who could be seen destroying the area city with Berserker from here, Lisbeth, who was smashing zombies around with a comically giant hammer, and Obito with Rin, who was throwing jutsu at zombies, both Miya and Yuu suddenly felt very tired. 

Although they were promised not to harm any human, it seems the girls are doing their best when they say ’cleaning the city’ from zombies-- by causing destruction everywhere!

*Sigh*

Looking at some of the protagonist group members, Miya knew how important the protagonist role was in a world intended to befriend them and thus approached them in a friendly manner.

”Hello, students. I apologize for our little girls’ violent behavior.” Miya greeted them while looking apologetic.

”H-Hello... Who are you guys?” Takagi Saya, the smartest person in the group, asked.

”My name is Asama Miya, and I can be said to be the spokesperson of our group.” 

”Group? Are you guys a superpowered group of people?”

”You can say so.”

Miya introduced herself politely, using her housewife mode. ”We are here to find something that belongs to our group, and coincidentally, we landed here, and we decided to help clean up these zombies.”

Hearing Miya’s explanation, many of the students understood (although confused) and could accept their reason. After all, Miya’s group had saved them from the zombie disaster, and many students felt amazed and indebted because of it.

”You are a swordsman, and you are very strong!” Busujima, who had seen how beautiful and deadly Miya’s swordsmanship was, couldn’t help but ask with excitement, ”Can you fight me now?!”

...!!

”Calm down, Busujima senpai!”

”I would like to play with you, but for now, I think it’s more important to take care of the situation.” 

Miya answered calmly, and everyone quickly agreed with her idea. ”Our children are currently clearing the zombies in the whole area around, as you can see, and we also need to prepare to build a shelter.”

”Briliant ideas, Asama Miya-san. As one of the teachers in this school, on behalf of everyone, we express our gratitude for saving us!”

(???)

Seeing the bespectacled middle-aged man suddenly respond to her words (clearly in a praising tone), Miya turned to the source of the voice and found a familiar character from her memory... which disgusted her to the core.

”Ara~ who are you, might be?”

”My name is Shidou Koichi. Nice to meet you, Miya-san.”

”Oh?”

Just looking at his expression, Miya could easily see his obsession and his lecherous eyes at her.

As Miya had watched the memories and copies of this world, she naturally knew him-- one of the minor villains, who was obsessed with becoming a leader and making people work for him.

Just by looking at his eyes,  this bastard Koichi didn’t hide his greed and ambition to make this group of strong people work for him, especially for her, whom he wanted to conquer due to her look of innocence and beautiful appearance.

Unfortunately, he picked the wrong target-- although Miya isn’t as scary as other chat group members in here, she is still a 5* strength person in the chat group, a person that is capable of destroying an army on its own.

She also happens to be the person with the highest morale in the group, and she wouldn’t let someone like this alive this world.

She is the former leader of Sekirei, after all, and she can be ruthless for the safety of the people around him. Thus, she decided to attack him without saying anything.

...

*SLASH*

...!!!

In less than a spit second, Miya stabbed her samurai sword into Shidou’s body and sheathed it again-- it was so fast that nobody could react or see it.

*Splash*

...!!

The movement was so fast that the splash of blood was slower than Miya’s attack, leaving everyone in the vicinity stunned a second later.

”Aaargghh! Help me!” 

”Teacher?!”

”What happened?!”

...

Shidou Koichi, who realized the stab wound that had penetrated his stomach, groaned in pain- and his confident expression was immediately filled with fear.

Realizing he is getting attacked for no reason. Koichi immediately shouted in anger and resentment to Miya, ”You must be the one who doing this! Why?!”

”Unfortunately, my husband ordered me to kill you if I met you. He said, you are a scum of society and need to be eradicated for the better future.”

”That’s unreasonable! How could--”

*SLASH* *SLASH* *SLASH*

...!!!!

”Done. Good riddance.”

Unfortunately, Miya doesn’t even let Koichi finish his speech and attacks him again, but this time, his head is slashed multiple times in a second, finishing him off and cutting his head into pieces.

””Kyaaaa!!!!””

This time, Miya’s brutal attack is seen by everyone, and many scream at her cruelty towards Koichi. Of course, many of Koichi’s followers (students) saw what Miya did as unreasonable and protested against what he did to their beloved teacher.

”What did you do? Crazy woman?! Why did you kill our teacher?!”  One of the followers of Shidou immediately complained.

”Blame my husband, then.” Miya calmly answered with her right hand holding her weapon, ”My husband can predict the future, and told me to kill when I see him because he would cause a disaster if left alone alive.”

”You are crazy! How could you do this?!” Another of his followers also yelled in rage,  ”How we could trust you if you dare to do this to our teacher?”

”I will call the police! This woman is a murderer!”

”Oh?”

”If you hate what I did, you can leave the school~” Hearing all the complaints, Miya didn’t feel any fear or threatened and just taunted them, ”Or you can challenge me and my friend to change our mind.”

...!!!

Hearing Miya’s threat, everyone who protested immediately shrank because they knew they were no match for Miya, and that was without counting the supernatural friend behind her.

”Y-You are a monster!”

”Indeed I am~” Miya smiled coldly at them and unsheathed her sword. ”So, do you want me to cut you off?”

...!!!??!?!!

In the end, they soon forget about this and choose to obey Miya’s words because they still care about their lives.

Despite Miya’s sadistic methods, many students liked what Miya did because Shidou Koichi himself had a bad reputation at school- including some people on the protagonist team like Miyamoto and Busujima.

After that, the members of Team 3 managed to clear Tokonasu city of zombies after working hard together for 8 hours (and being assisted by the military at some point). 

Because of this achievement, Tokonasu city become the first city that is clean from zombies in this world-- although that would become much more in the close future.

>>>>>