Surviving The Fourth Calamity

Chapter 1278: Chapter 1069: Old Dog’s Jinx

The idea of ’Yunfeng’ was beautiful; however, when the moon reached its peak, the Magic Ship still echoed with a woman’s screams.

Half-lying on the sofa, Snow Old Dog, who was pondering how to set a trap for someone, jumped up: ”Fat Ball! Lazy Su! What are you doing?

Can’t you even handle such a small matter? What are you good for, huh?”

”Damn Old Dog! What are you yelling about?

Hell, isn’t it because you’re such a crow-mouthed fool? Huh? Even the Lord of Crows would bow down to you, right?

What could I do?” The red-haired female priest stormed in angrily from outside, ”How was I supposed to know that in this damn place, the defenses shouldn’t be just against men?

That was clearly a female adventurer! One had her clothes wet from drinks, another wanted to go to the restroom. Could I stop both of them from going to the bathroom together?

It’s not like they were making eyes at each other! Susu watched them for so long and didn’t find anything suspicious!”

”Real woman or fake woman? Was it a charm spell?” ’Yunfeng’ had calmed down, ”Is someone dead? Or are both dead? Damn! Could it be that both kinds of unlucky things I imagined happened?”

”What needed to happen has indeed happened.

There’s a dead person, looking like that adventurer, but Susu said the time of death definitely exceeded a day.

Also, a useless broken stone was left on the ground.

It seems it was an impostor who came in initially; after being exposed, they took their partner and used the Thief’s Stone to teleport.

It seems... Mystra’s soul shard possessed them, which apparently has some effect against transformation magic; otherwise, that female Mage wouldn’t have had the chance to scream, and they wouldn’t choose to finish the job before catching someone.

Although there’s plenty of metamorphosis, doing it when surrounded by enemies, even Cyric isn’t that crazy.

Your cursed mouth, it’s really shining eighteen layers bright, isn’t it?” ’Qiuqiu’ said with a grim face, ”That damn toilet shouldn’t even be on our ship!”

”Bullshit!” ’Yunfeng’ said with a numb look, ”Do I have to ask someone to remove the toilet when I buy a ship? Even if I said it, the ship seller wouldn’t do it!

Do you dare to go and say this to William?”

He spun around in place a few times and suddenly fell to the ground with both hands covering his face: ”Ah! If I had this ability in real life, I probably wouldn’t need to transfer schools, huh! Maybe you would only see me on TV!”

”No...” ’Mobi Chenxin’, who was momentarily shocked and lost consciousness, finally came back to his senses, ”If you really had this ability, the times we could meet you would probably be marked by red flags and salutes sent into the mountains... with achievements scrolling across the screen, telling us which galactic fleet you sank in the star sea, or which traitor you drowned in the river... all with your mouth.”

Another silver-haired female Mage named ’Susu’ tapped on the door: ”Old Dog, aren’t you going to check the crime scene?”

”What’s there to see? Isn’t it just like that?” ’Yunfeng’ lay on the ground, one hand covering his eyes, speaking with a tone full of despair, ”We’ve done everything we can, but if someone insists on seeking death, can we pull them back?

Knowing that you’re going up against a Vampire Duke, and still daring to be so ostentatious beforehand, being watched by everyone, isn’t it only natural they’d be targeted... It’s not like they don’t know what that woman did to get caught.

At this time, still daring to play pink games, truly worthy of being a passionate follower of the fiery-haired goddess!

What can I do?

What is the attitude of those women from Quel Senta?”

”What can they say?” ’Qiuqiu’ coldly laughed, ”When she insisted on going to the bathroom with someone else, it’s not like we didn’t plan to follow in. It was that woman herself who resolutely refused... citing the dubious gender of us Undead Tribe.

To hell with being dubious!

I don’t believe she recognized the other’s gender from the start!

Others were stirring things up too.

Now that cabin is dead silent; it seems like none of them want to speak up against us, and they have no ability to manage, so they simply stay silent, as if waiting for us to proactively speak to rescue someone.”

”Why bother with them? When we signed the contract, didn’t we agree we wouldn’t be responsible for this kind of situation? As for being resentful, haha~” ’Yunfeng’ raised an eyebrow, his tone full of sarcasm, ”Unless one of them really becomes Mystra, they’ll never have the ability to retaliate against us in this lifetime.”

”Um... if you don’t plan to handle it, should I send the puppet to clean up the bathroom?” ’Susu’ said awkwardly, ”It’s a bit too... uh... scandalous, with both Toril people and our people taking a look.”

’Mobi Chenxin’ lightly shifted his foot.

Lying on the ground, ’Yunfeng’ said faintly: ”Ink Brush, can you guess how many people are live streaming there now?”

The elegantly dressed Space-Time Warlock smiled, looking down at the White Robe Mage lying on the ground: ”Hmm? What are you talking about?”

”Hehe.” ’Yunfeng’ chuckled coldly twice.

”Can you guys stop flirting?” ’Qiuqiu’, whose once brilliant red hair seemed slightly dim, crossed his arms and asked coldly, ”I just want to know, what should be done next?”

”Things have come to this, let’s just get on with it!” Yunfeng sat up slowly, ”The other side is provoking us like this, isn’t it just because they don’t want us to drag out the time?

Looks like the vampires in the Snowfall Island castle are pretty confident in dealing with us! If the Thieves’ Guild that stole the Halfling’s Divine Artifact is really led by that Duchess, they might have collected some nice treasures over the years.

Think of those big shots from the Haber Family... If we really run into them, we might not stand a chance.

Sigh... I’m not afraid of dying, but I really don’t want to let that Baldy have a good laugh!”

”Should we speed up the ship then?” Qiuqiu asked forcefully, ”Go straight to Snowfall Island!”

”What’s the rush?

But we can’t not accelerate... I had initially planned for the ship to arrive right at ten o’clock.

Spring in the Moonshadow Archipelago has too much rain, it’s usually gloomy, and only at that time does the sunlight actually do something.

Given the situation now, we can only slightly increase the speed, enough to feel the ship moving faster, just so our employer doesn’t think we’re being unresponsive, we still have to show some attitude.

Right at dawn, we can charge directly at the vampire castle on the cliff when we reach Snowfall Island.

By the way, why are you so fired up?” Yunfeng asked, puzzled.

”What do I, a chubby ball, know? I’ll go keep an eye on that group of women to prevent any more accidents.” The red-haired Female Priest suddenly turned around, her long hair slashing a fierce arc in the air, directly hitting Snow Old Dog sitting on the ground in the eye.

”Damn! That hurts!” Yunfeng cried out feigning pain, pressing on his hit eye, until the Female Mage’s figure disappeared at the door, then put down his hand and patted his chest, ”Tsk, so fierce.”

Susu stood by the door watching his antics, saying helplessly, ”Old Dog, you’ve really outdone yourself.

Qiuqiu, used to fly into a rage hearing those two words, but now he can calmly exact revenge, all thanks to your training.”

”Why are you still here?” Snow Old Dog looked up, displeased, ”You should hurry and continue observing! This is the best time to figure out who exactly has a problem!

Jeez! If I wasn’t so conspicuous, I’d go myself.

Why is it so hard to ask you to do something!”

The silver-haired Female Mage fixed her gaze on him, a sinister smile appeared at the corner of her mouth: ”I’m going! Old Dog, not even the eighteen hells could contain you, you know?”

”Old Dog...” Chen Xin’s voice was a bit weak, but he still managed to say, ”If only I had your skills, maybe Black and White Path would have survived.”

”What did you say?”

”Being single is truly a matter of personal strength.”

Yunfeng raised his head in confusion, looking at him, ”You’re quite proud, aren’t you?”

”Mobi probably thinks, that Old Dog’s skills, he really can’t learn,” said the Old Age Striking King, who had been watching from Edna’s side, with a calm face.

”Isn’t anyone concerned about that side of things?” Edna, who also watched the whole scene, was more concerned about that point, ”He didn’t even ask who died.”

”If you’d been through what we have, you’d get it,” Old Age Striking King scoffed with a wry smile, ”You don’t need to guess this or that, just focus on the original enemy, eventually, you’ll find the clues there.”

Then she raised an eyebrow: ”But doing so, is also because whether it’s those who died or got captured, they aren’t our concern.

Strangers looking for death themselves, why should we care if they live or die!”

She thought for a moment, raised her voice and called: ”Nasir, does Mystra’s Soul Shard have this ability?”

”Uh... perhaps it’s because of having overly intimate contact with creatures carrying a hint of divinity?” the Midnight Elect said with a strange expression, ”Normally, transformation magic isn’t that easily resolved.”

Without batting an eye, Edna followed up: ”Even if the Soul Shard she’s carrying is from Ambori, it would likely be the same way.”

She thought about it thoroughly, and rather than being compared to Rose, she’d prefer Ambori.

Nasir finally let go of his last shred of doubt... In Toril, how could a Goddess compare Ambori to herself! Especially powerful Mystra with Divine Power!

Character can change, but... Ambori’s base line, that low, is not that easily breached.

”No wonder, the girls in the Magic Cult always say, facing Old Dog, they have a moment of heart-throb and regret for a whole year!” Cunlü sighed.

”But... why is there that moment? Old Dog deserves it?” the Old Age Striking King said sharply.

Cunlü stretched lazily, speaking in a relaxed tone: ”You can rely on force to suppress those men, seeing them as mere weaklings, but the other girls, they still see a man.”