Peerless Bodyguard of a Stunning Beauty

After returning to the dormitory, Zhao Rong downed a large bottle of water. He looked at his assistant and said, ”What a buzzkill. I really thought coming to a women’s college meant I’d be surrounded by beautiful women. Who would have thought there’d be so many men lurking around?”

His assistant, burping between sips of cola, replied, ”That scared the hell out of me. It was my first time seeing so many men in drag. It’s completely shattered my worldview...”

Zhao Rong asked curiously, ”Who do you think came up with this twisted rule for the women’s college? Some kind of perverted maniac?”

The assistant ground his teeth. ”If I ever find out who made this rule, I swear I’ll kill him.”

As they were talking, a serious problem suddenly occurred to Zhao Rong. All at once, he slammed the water bottle down on the table and shot to his feet. ”Wait a minute,” he said, looking at his assistant. ”If this entire floor is filled with men cross-dressing, then what about the floor where Lili, Yu Lan, and Xuelian are? It’s very likely they’re also surrounded by men in drag!”

Hearing this, the assistant chugged the rest of his cola in one go. His face red with fury, he said, ”Then what are we waiting for, Brother Zhao Rong? Let’s get up to the fifth floor and rescue Miss Lili, Yu Lan, and Xuelian!”

At the assistant’s words, Zhao Rong took the lead and charged out the door.

When the two of them rushed up to the fifth floor, they saw beautiful women walking past them. After careful observation, they confirmed that these were actual women, not men. To be absolutely certain, Zhao Rong even took out the gender detector from his Magic Ring. The device confirmed that the women who had just passed them were genuine.

At the same time, Zhao Rong and his assistant became the center of attention. A group of women stared at them, chattering amongst themselves.

”No way. Since when are men allowed inside our women’s college? It’s a miracle they’re still alive. How did they even make it to the fifth floor? They may have survived today, but their luck is bound to run out.”

Zhao Rong ignored their useless chatter and walked straight to the door of Dormitory 504, where he began knocking rapidly.

Inside, exhausted from their journey, Lili, Yu Lan, and Xuelian had already fallen asleep. The urgent knocking jolted them awake.

Lili snatched a glass bottle from the table to use as a weapon. ”We’re getting harassed on our very first day at a women’s college? Just let someone try something. I’ll smash this glass bottle over his head!”

Yu Lan rubbed her eyes, climbed out of bed, and grabbed a stool. ”If some creep comes into our dorm, I’ll knock him out cold with this stool!”

Xuelian, however, held up a can of pepper spray. ”Sister Lili, Sister Yu Lan, I think this pepper spray might be a bit more effective than your bottle and stool.”

Outside the door, Zhao Rong and his assistant exchanged glances. What’s going on? Is no one inside?

Just then, the assistant had an idea. He stepped forward and said to Zhao Rong, ”Brother Zhao Rong, you step back. Let me knock. If there are bad guys in there, it’s better if they hurt me first. After all, you’re far more important to this team than I am.”

Zhao Rong was genuinely touched. He never thought his petty and lecherous assistant was capable of such self-sacrifice.

But as Zhao Rong gave him a thumbs-up, the assistant was laughing inwardly. It looks like the three beauties must be asleep. When they open the door, they’ll surely be in their pajamas or barely dressed. That means I’ll get to see their gorgeous bodies! A lecherous grin spread across his face.

Inside, the three women got ready to open the door and give the ”bad guy” standing outside a thorough beating.

Just as they were about to open it, Lili gave the final instructions. ”For the creep at the door, I’ll smash him with the glass bottle first. Then, Yu Lan, you hit him with the stool. Finally, Xuelian, you spray him with the pepper spray!”

Yu Lan and Xuelian nodded in unison. ”Got it! We’ll take care of whoever is out there!”

The door swung open, and the assistant’s eyes widened in anticipation of a steamy scene. He did indeed see three beautiful women in their pajamas, looking somewhat disheveled. But before he could focus his gaze on any key areas, he suddenly felt a heavy glass bottle smash against his head.

When the assistant realized the women had mistaken him for an intruder, he tried to duck. But before he could move, he felt his head get smashed again, this time with an iron stool. He was completely dazed. Just as he was thinking that at least they hadn’t hit hard enough to kill him, he saw one of the women aim a can of pepper spray at him.

The moment the spray hit him, his eyes burned with an unbearable fire, and his airway seized, making it impossible to breathe. The once-energetic assistant collapsed to the ground, crying out in agony.

Seeing his assistant taken down by the three women, Zhao Rong, who had been standing behind him, immediately stepped forward. ”Ladies, I think you’ve attacked the wrong person!” he said in astonishment. ”This is my assistant, not a bad guy!”

After he spoke, Zhao Rong sighed to himself. It seems knocking on a beauty’s door in the middle of the night really carries a risk, huh? No wonder the assistant told me to stand back while he did the knocking. He was actually looking out for me.

Gratefully, Zhao Rong helped the assistant to his feet. ”Assistant, you’re too good to me. If you hadn’t insisted on standing at the door, the person lying on the ground right now would have been me, not you.”

When the three women realized the person they had beaten up was the assistant and not an intruder, they were mortified. ”We’re so sorry! It’s so late, and we thought a creep was at our door trying to harass us, so we attacked... We never imagined it was you and Brother Zhao Rong!”

With that, they helped the assistant up from the floor.

Zhao Rong looked at them with concern. ”Is this floor of the dormitory all women? Or are there men mixed in?”

Lili was completely bemused. ”Brother Zhao Rong, what do you mean? We’re at a women’s university. Of course, this entire dormitory building is filled with women.”

”A so-called women’s university isn’t necessarily all female,” Zhao Rong warned her. ”There could be a lot of men cross-dressing as women.”

Xuelian, standing beside Lili, was shocked. ”No way! That’s terrifying! If there are men in drag mixed in, does that mean they’re living in the same building as us?”

Zhao Rong nodded grimly and told them what he and his assistant had encountered on the fourth floor.

When the three women heard that the entire fourth floor of their own dorm building was occupied by men in drag, they felt their sense of security vanish. ”Oh my god, that’s horrifying! What if we have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and run into one of them? That would be so dangerous!”

Because the university was quite old, the dorm rooms didn’t have private bathrooms. Instead, each floor had a communal washroom where you could wash up and use the toilets.

Hearing their worries, Zhao Rong immediately tried to console them. ”Although our floor has a lot of cross-dressing men, when we came up to your floor, it seemed to be all women.”

Lili let out a sigh of relief. ”As long as it’s just women here, that’s fine. I was just scared of running into a man on a late-night bathroom trip. That would be awful.”

However, Yu Lan, who was standing next to her, pointed out a flaw. ”But even if our floor doesn’t have men, Brother Zhao Rong’s floor does. The fourth and fifth floors are only separated by a short staircase, less than ten meters, and there are no doors or barriers. Doesn’t that mean those cross-dressing men can just waltz up to our floor whenever they want?”

The thought of potentially running into a man on the way to the washroom in the dead of night made Xuelian feel helpless. ”So what do we do? We can’t just not go to the bathroom at night, can we? We’d burst!”

Hearing Xuelian’s words, Zhao Rong immediately opened the Paradise Shopping Cart app on his phone. As he searched, he said to the three women, ”Don’t worry. I’ll buy you a portable pocket-sized mobile toilet from this super awesome shopping site, Paradise Shopping Cart. We can put it right here in your dorm, and then you won’t have to be scared of going to the washroom at night anymore.”

Curious, Lili asked, ”How big is that toilet? Will it even fit in our room?”

Yu Lan pinched her nose. ”If we have a toilet like that in our room, with people doing their business in it, won’t the smell make it impossible to sleep?”

Xuelian, meanwhile, was wondering how they would clean it out the next morning. She asked Zhao Rong, ”Brother Zhao Rong, if you put a toilet in our dorm, how are we supposed to clean it the next day? That sounds disgusting.”

Hearing their concerns, Zhao Rong clicked the purchase button and reassured them. ”Don’t worry. Once you see this portable pocket-sized mobile toilet, all of your fears and problems will be solved.”

With that, he selected the fastest possible shipping method: Delivery Cannon.