Peerless Bodyguard of a Stunning Beauty

Miss Lili trembled as she watched the scene unfolding before her. She turned to Yu Lan and Xuelian and stammered, ”Quick, look! What are Brother Zhao Rong and his assistant doing over there?”

Yu Lan rubbed her eyes in disbelief. ”Don’t tell me that lust-crazed assistant broke free from the utility pole, rushed Brother Zhao Rong, and pushed him to the ground, and now…” she said, her voice filled with terror.

Xuelian was even more alarmed, drawing a dagger from her waist. She charged forward, saying ferociously, ”It must be that little punk. He’s after Brother Zhao Rong’s good looks! That’s why he’s being so bold. Whoever dares to compete with me for Brother Zhao Rong will pay a painful price…”

To the three women, it was clear that the wild assistant was taking advantage of Zhao Rong. However, just as they were about to rush in and rescue him, the scene suddenly reversed.

In a swift motion, Zhao Rong flipped over and mounted his assistant. When the three women saw him switch from being on the defensive to the offensive, they were left completely dumbfounded.

Tears streamed down Lili’s face as she said, ”Does this mean Brother Zhao Rong doesn’t like us? He’s actually fallen for his assistant…”

Yu Lan was a blubbering mess, looking back tearfully over her shoulder as she spoke. ”The three of us are right here! We have the looks, the figures, and the family backgrounds. So why won’t Brother Zhao Rong make a move on us? Why would he go for that ugly, unhygienic assistant with bad breath?”

Xuelian tossed her dagger aside and sighed toward the heavens. ”Why create Liang when Yu already exists? Why did heaven create an assistant to torment Brother Zhao Rong like this?”

Just as the three women were completely misreading the situation, Zhao Rong suddenly stood up. He snatched a skewer of roast meat and a bottle of Xinjiang Wusu beer from his assistant’s hand, kicked him to the ground, and burst out laughing. ”You’re still too green to be snatching my food and beer!”

With that, Zhao Rong began to eat his meat and drink his beer with gusto.

When the three women saw what was actually happening, their faces paled with shock.

Lili’s tears turned to laughter, and she said with relief, ”So, they weren’t doing something improper! They were just fighting over a meat skewer and a bottle of beer…”

Xuelian laughed through her tears. ”Brother Zhao Rong really does belong to us, not the assistant…”

With tears still welling in her eyes, Yu Lan smiled and said, ”I knew it! I knew Brother Zhao Rong didn’t have such extreme tastes.”

As the women approached, the assistant scrambled up from the ground. He dusted himself off and muttered resentfully, ”I just wanted one skewer and a beer. Don’t be so stingy…”

Zhao Rong, still eating and drinking, chuckled. ”This isn’t just any skewer. These are the special large skewers from Xinjiang I bought at the foot of the Tianshan Mountains. And this beer is the Xinjiang Wusu beer I went out of my way to buy there, too.”

Before Zhao Rong could finish, the three women rushed over and hugged him tightly.

Caught in their embrace mid-bite, Zhao Rong exclaimed in surprise, ”What are you doing? Why so enthusiastic all of a sudden?”

The three women, cherishing this moment of relief, clung to him and said, ”Brother Zhao Rong, we were so scared that you and the assistant were getting into some kind of forbidden romance and were going to abandon us…”

Hearing this, Zhao Rong chugged the rest of his beer, slammed the empty bottle on the ground, and shouted, ”What are you talking about? Do you really think I have such extreme tastes? That I’m that much of a pervert? I’d rather die than have any improper thoughts about a guy like him!”

Just then, the women noticed that the assistant, who had been disabled only moments before, was now standing on two perfectly healthy legs.

Lili stared at the assistant’s legs in disbelief. Holding out the Earth Tiger herb, she said, ”Assistant, we just got back with the herbs. Brother Zhao Rong hasn’t even prepared the Elixir for you yet. How are you already healed?”

Hearing Lili’s concern, the assistant quickly explained, ”Thank you for your concern, but a moment ago, Brother Zhao Rong performed a set of therapeutic martial arts techniques on me and healed my broken leg.”

Yu Lan hurried over, squatted down, and squeezed the assistant’s calf. ”Oh my god!” she exclaimed. ”Brother Zhao Rong’s medical skills are getting more and more incredible! He can heal a broken leg with his bare hands, without even needing an Elixir… Brother Zhao Rong, you’re my god!”

Xuelian gave Zhao Rong a thumbs-up. ”Brother Zhao Rong, your medical skills are constantly improving. I hope one day you’ll be so skilled you can cure patients with just a single glance.”

Hearing this, Zhao Rong sucked in a breath and laughed awkwardly. ”Jeez, if I were that powerful, I’d be as awesome as an alien.”

At that moment, Lili noticed something odd. There was now a round hole in the utility pole where the assistant had been tied up. Curious, she walked over, took out her phone, snapped a picture of the hole, and posted it to her Moments feed with the caption: ”Can anyone tell me what could have possibly made a hole like this in a utility pole?”

Zhao Rong happened to be opening his phone to check WeChat. When he saw Lili’s post, he let out a private snicker. Pointing at his assistant, he said, ”Lili, you were just asking about that hole on your Moments feed, right? I have the answer for you.”

He then pointed directly at the assistant. ”That round hole you see on the utility pole is this young man’s handiwork.”

Lili gasped. She stared at the assistant in disbelief and asked, ”Assistant, is yours… really that strong?”

The assistant himself hadn’t realized that in his frenzied state, he had actually managed to put a hole in the concrete pole.

Yu Lan walked up and poked a stick into the hole. ”Assistant, if you’re really that strong, why are you working so hard? A rich woman would have snapped you up by now.”

Xuelian found a ruler and began measuring the hole. ”Assistant, I never would have guessed. You may be small, but you’re surprisingly robust…”

Hearing the praise from the three women, the assistant puffed up with pride. He shot a smug look at Zhao Rong and declared, ”Brother Zhao Rong, you might be better than me in other ways, but in this department, you’ve got nothing on me. See that little hole in the pole? I made that. I bet you couldn’t make a hole that impressive if you worked at it for the rest of your life!”

Zhao Rong wiped a bead of cold sweat from his forehead. ”From a scientific standpoint,” he began, trying to be helpful, ”a human being can’t make a hole in a concrete utility pole. If they could, it would likely mean their… well, it would mean they sustained a very serious injury.”

The assistant waved off the warning dismissively. ”Brother Zhao Rong, if you can’t do it, just admit it. Don’t make excuses. I’m telling you, my prowess in this area is second to none in the world!”

After saying this, the assistant looked at Zhao Rong and roared with laughter, as if, in this one area, Zhao Rong was nothing but a child compared to him.

The three women started whispering among themselves.

”I had no idea the assistant was so powerful…”

”It’s true what they say, you can’t judge a book by its cover. Who would have thought that the assistant, who usually seems so easy to bully, would be so… tremendous in bed?”

”With that kind of personal talent, he really shouldn’t be slogging away here. He should go to the Island Country to shoot films. He could have his fun with beautiful women and make a fortune at the same time. It would be killing two birds with one stone, why wouldn’t he do it?”

However, just as the women were praising him and even Zhao Rong was feeling a little impressed, the assistant suddenly clutched his crotch and let out a bloodcurdling scream.

”Damn it, it hurts so bad!”

Hearing his agonized cry, Zhao Rong rushed to his side. ”Assistant, what’s wrong? Are you okay?”

The assistant’s face was deathly pale, and cold sweat beaded on his brow. ”My corpora cavernosa… it’s ruptured…”

Hearing that the assistant’s corpora cavernosa had ruptured, Zhao Rong inhaled sharply, thinking, That thing tearing or rupturing is no joke. If this goes wrong, he might lose his manhood for the rest of his life.

The three women, who had no idea what a ”corpora cavernosa” was, stared at the assistant in confusion. ”You’re such a strong man. What exactly tore or ruptured?”

The assistant pointed downwards, his face contorted in pain. ”It’s because I ate that potency-enhancing medicine Brother Zhao Rong gave me. When I was going crazy tied to the pole, I accidentally made that hole… and I injured myself down there.”

Hearing that he had injured himself ”down there,” the three women couldn’t help but laugh.

Lili said sympathetically, ”A man can’t be too strong, I suppose. If he is, he might just…”

Yu Lan added with a sigh of regret, ”And here I was thinking he could have a great career in the Island Country. Well, that dream is completely shattered now.”

Xuelian, however, walked over from the nearby supermarket with a kitchen sponge. She tossed it at the assistant. ”Assistant, you said you needed a sponge, right? I went to the supermarket and bought you one. It’s the extra-absorbent kind. Here, make do with this.”

Seeing the sponge Xuelian had thrown at him, the assistant’s eyes rolled back, and he fainted.

When Zhao Rong saw him pass out, he immediately hailed a taxi. ”Driver, get us to the Andrology and Urology Hospital, quickly!”