Peerless Bodyguard of a Stunning Beauty

When the assistant heard the phrase ”a perfect blending of water and milk,” he immediately jumped up excitedly. He looked at Miss Lili beside him and fantasized aloud, ”Miss Lili, to switch our souls back, I’m willing to sacrifice myself and do... with you.”

Upon hearing the assistant’s words, Miss Lili landed a resounding slap across his face. ”Scoundrel! Even if you were willing to do... with me, I wouldn’t want to do... with you.” After speaking, she suddenly looked at Zhao Rong with tenderness and said, ”Brother Zhao Rong, if doing... with you could achieve a Soul Exchange, then I am willing to sacrifice myself for you...”

Hearing this, Zhao Rong turned to the Black Specter and asked, ”Black Specter, what exactly do you mean by ’a perfect blending of water and milk’? Do you really expect the beautiful Miss Lili and the beastly assistant to do...?”

The Black Specter, having finished sorting the two piles of herbs and picking out the debris, explained, ”You young men are all the same; your minds are full of lewd thoughts. You’re nothing but animals who think with their lower half. By ’a perfect blending of water and milk,’ I mean dripping the assistant’s ’milk’ and Miss Lili’s ’water’ into these two different piles of herbs. Refining them afterward will allow us to create the corresponding antidotes...”

When the assistant heard that making the elixir required his own ’milk,’ he couldn’t help but look down at his chest and exclaim in surprise, ”I’m a man, where am I supposed to get any milk?”

At that, the Black Specter chuckled. ”Even though you’re a man, you still have mammary glands. Squeeze a little, and you’ll manage to get some out...”

When Miss Lili heard that refining the medicine required her ’water,’ she suddenly blushed. Lowering her head shyly, she asked, ”You need my ’water’?”

Immediately, beads of cold sweat dripped from the Black Specter’s forehead. ”I used to think only young men were preoccupied with that sort of thing, but now I see that you young girls are also animals who think with your lower half...” He then clarified for Miss Lili, ”The ’water’ I’m talking about is your bodily fluids, like your saliva or your sweat...”

Hearing this, Miss Lili glanced at the Black Specter, then at Brother Zhao Rong beside her, and said in embarrassment, ”Oh, I’m sorry. I misunderstood...” With that, she found a cup, took a sip of water, swished it around in her mouth, and then spat it into her pile of herbs.

Seeing Miss Lili add her ’water’ to the ingredients for the Super Serpent Pill, the Black Specter told Zhao Rong, ”Alright, you can now begin refining the Super Serpent Pill.”

Upon hearing this, Zhao Rong began to refine the so-called Super Serpent Pill. As he started, the assistant standing by grew anxious. He looked at Zhao Rong and urged, ”Brother Zhao Rong, you can’t just prepare Miss Lili’s antidote! You need to prepare my antidote, too...”

Listening to the assistant, Zhao Rong controlled the alchemic fire while saying, ”Miss Lili’s ingredients now meet the refinement requirements, but yours, lacking the ’milk,’ have not met the conditions for making the Super Beast Pill...”

The Black Specter, standing nearby, added, ”To trigger another Soul Departure and achieve a Soul Exchange, the ’perfect blending of water and milk’ is essential. Miss Lili’s ’water’ has already been merged into the medicinal herbs, and the refinement has begun. If you also want an antidote, then you must incorporate your ’milk’ into the herbs.”

Hearing the Black Specter’s words, the assistant felt like he, a man, was being driven to desperation. Looking utterly miserable, he stared at the Black Specter and said, ”I’m a man, where would I get milk from? If it’s true what you say, that you can get some if you squeeze, then you squeeze out your milk first before you try to squeeze mine!”

Upon hearing this, the Black Specter immediately lifted his clothes, revealing his chest. He squeezed his chest vigorously and said, ”I won’t hide it from you. I, the Black Specter, though a man, suffered from breast cancer when I was young. Ever since I recovered from that serious illness, I’ve found that I can, in fact, produce milk...”

When the assistant saw the Black Specter actually squeeze a white liquid from his chest, he stumbled back in fright and exclaimed, ”Black Specter, the stuff you’re squeezing out isn’t milk—it’s clearly pus from a pimple!”

With that, the assistant lifted his own clothes and, imitating the Black Specter’s method, squeezed a white liquid from a pimple on his own chest, flicking it into the herbs.

When the Black Specter saw the assistant grit his teeth and squeeze the white liquid from a pimple on his chest, he couldn’t help but say with admiration, ”Kid, you’re hardcore...” Then, he turned to Zhao Rong, who had just successfully refined the Super Serpent Pill. ”Alright, it looks like the ’blending of water and milk’ is complete. Now, start refining the assistant’s antidote, the Super Beast Pill. Once it’s done, have them both take their pill at the same time. Then, they can achieve their goal of a simultaneous Soul Departure and Soul Transfer. But remember, when they both undergo the Soul Departure and Soul Transfer, everyone else must stay far away. Be careful that your own soul isn’t caught in the quantum entanglement and pulled out. That would be irreversible...”

Upon hearing this, as soon as Zhao Rong finished refining the assistant’s antidote, the Super Beast Pill, everyone present immediately backed away.

Zhao Rong stood there, holding the Super Serpent Pill in his left hand and the Super Beast Pill in his right. He instructed Lili and the assistant, ”You two, stand here by my hands. Open your mouths at the same time and take the antidotes simultaneously. Remember, while you’re taking the pills, do not run around, and do not accidentally have a Soul Exchange with any nearby animals...”

After speaking, Zhao Rong flicked the antidotes from his hands into their mouths. As soon as he fed them, he did a backflip out of the dormitory door.

At that moment, a whirlwind suddenly arose in the once-silent dormitory, spinning madly around Miss Lili and the assistant. A moment later, everyone watched as Miss Lili’s soul departed from within the assistant’s body and entered her own true form. Simultaneously, the assistant’s soul departed from Lili’s body, rushing towards its own.

But just as the assistant was happily preparing to receive his own soul, a cockroach crawled out from under a nearby bed and leaped onto his body.

In that instant, the Soul Departure and Soul Transfer were complete.

However, just as everyone was expecting both the assistant and Miss Lili to have returned to their original forms, a cockroach suddenly spoke.

”Success! My soul—the assistant’s soul—has finally returned to my own body...!”