Surviving The Fourth Calamity

Chapter 1537: Chapter 115: Doesn’t the Stelter Family Have a Youngest Son?

”Of course!” ’Battlefield Thunder’ said adamantly, ”It’s been so many years, whose pet space isn’t filled with a bunch of cattle!

We absolutely have to record our family’s cattle genealogy; we have to consider not marrying within the same clan all the time!

Sometimes when you see especially outstanding cattle outside, you might ask your family whether you should go for a meet and greet.

Naturally, when you’ve meticulously raised the next generation, you must boast about them!”

”Battlefield, there’s a cattle tribe on the forum, haven’t you seen it?” ’Lu Huayu’ turned to ask ’Snow Cloud Peak’, ”Earlier Tanya entered the hall, struck a pose, and quietly mentioned that her family has a pretty big bull, which resembles the one from the Thunder family whose head looks like a ball of fire!

After that, she kept changing her moves, casting charm towards Thunder.

Otherwise, how would I have thought they’re after the mounts?”

He suddenly burst out laughing, ”According to Tanya’s logic, right now, Thunder should be filled with desire and asking her about the cattle... But, haha, he actually avoided suspicion!

From the very start, he didn’t hear a thing!

Oh my~

I never expected such a move...”

’Battlefield Thunder’ suddenly turned to look at him and asked seriously, ”Don’t you think this is the result of my good character?

Look, you ’Old Silver Coin’ types can scheme all you want, but if you don’t even see the person, how can you fall into their trap?

All I need to do is forge ahead and fight... at least I won’t be tricked by some woman out of everything I’ve got!”

’Lu Huayu’ looked at him in astonishment, then gently tilted his head to glance at ’Snow Cloud Peak’, ”Ah... you really... okay~

It’s no problem to be fine without women.”

Then he earnestly reported a vitamin name, ”Remember to supplement this whenever you’re free, it works well for hormonal imbalance.

Ah... Old Dog is probably at the age where he should be taking such medication, while you can wait a bit.”

”Lu Eunuch, are you asking for death?” ’Snow Cloud Peak’ threatened in a deep voice, ”Women are never a necessity; there are countless ways to solve this.

In this world, what can’t you live without?”

”Maybe...” ’Lu Huayu’ spread his hands, ”It’s just a genuinely friendly suggestion.

After all, in my view... sometimes intelligent robots aren’t that useful.”

”Gentlemen, can we discuss this on some of the pink boards, please?” ’Susu’ tapped the pillar beside her, ”Right now, I regret so much that Old Age Striking King isn’t here.”

”Hmm? Without Edna around, the elder wouldn’t care what we said.” ’An Idler’ finally found a topic he understood, ”She’s besties with my master! Why do you think she...”

”Ha~ If she were here with Cunlü, would you dare talk about this?” ’Qiuqiu’ mockingly looked at the men in the hall, ”After all, not having a girlfriend in reality is one thing, but being worse than women in theoretical knowledge... hey~

Sometimes, staying alive requires a bit of face.”

”Stop it... stop it! Cease your ramblings.” ’Snow Cloud Peak’ shook his head helplessly, ”I really don’t get why you argue about such boring issues.

Now, refocus your minds!

We should be considering how to handle that Miss Stelter who always likes her whimsical ideas?

Although she can’t really cause us trouble... she is quite annoying!”

”Should we notify Ditte?” ’Susu’ asked calmly, ”He seems to handle things quite steadily, probably unaware of whatever his sister is cooking up with Eden.”

”Although he may not know, Count Stelter surely does.” ’Snow Cloud Peak’ tapped the table, ”Of course, he probably knows only after the event.

But... he doesn’t look like he plans to tell his son, nor plans to send anyone to tell us it’s just his daughter’s whimsical ideas, hoping we’ll be understanding.”

”Is he trying to test our limits?” ’Lu Huayu’ quickly realized.

”If we react strongly, he would naturally inform his completely unaware elder son... Ditte is quite the standard Knight, right?

If Ditte sincerely apologizes, we, especially those who have patrolled together and have a good relationship, probably won’t hold a grudge.

As long as Ellie comes out and apologizes, promising not to do it again, that should be the end of it.” ’Snow Cloud Peak’ pursed his lips, ”Ditte’s character is way better than his dad’s.”

”Are we just letting him mess around?” ’Perfect Bald’ frowned in displeasure, ”These noble NPCs, why are they the same in every world!”

”Haven’t you heard that Count Stelter is very fond of Ellie?” ’Qiuqiu’ asked in confusion, ”Why would he be willing to put her out...”

”That’s because Ellie started it herself!” ’Young Master’ leaned against the wall, speaking slowly, ”It’s already done, so let’s try!

Family, well!

Although they wouldn’t pit their own kids, if the kids are too foolish, seeking their own demise, then...”

He suddenly laughed, ”Since they’re here, and done it, it’s human nature! It’s human nature!”

”Seems like it’s not easy being a pampered scion!” ’Perfect Bald’ couldn’t help but exclaim.

”Eh? Is that so!” ’Young Master’ seriously looked at ’Perfect Bald’, ”The family offers us a free-handed lifestyle, an environment nobody dares to mess with, and the only requirement is to have some achievements, or at least don’t stir trouble, don’t attract enemies to the family.

Is that too excessive a demand?

If you can’t even do that, it’s no wonder the family abandons him.

Count Stelter is merely observing, not pushing, already gentle enough for his children as a Clan Leader!

After all, he’s obviously tried stopping before, but unfortunately, this girl clearly has her own thoughts.

It’s funny why she thinks her life experience is richer than her battle-tested dad.”

”You guys also shouldn’t constantly be dragging the topic around!

How are we to deal with the stinking woman coveting our little cow!?” ’Battlefield Thunder’ couldn’t help but slam the table in front of him, yelling in anger, ”Can’t I just declare war on them directly?

NPC won’t do?

That what’s-it-called... Teeth, won’t do either?

Whoever takes on this task, just beat them until they quit the game, wouldn’t that work!”

’Snow Cloud Peak’ sighed amid the others’ rolls of eyes, ”Thunder, if I could fight, wouldn’t I have already done so!”

”What?” ’Battlefield Thunder’ said discontentedly, ”Do we really have to stick to defensive counters in the game?”

”William hasn’t started the faction wars in this world, haven’t you noticed?” ’Lu Huayu’ pressed his tiger mouth, trying hard to control the impulse to burst into laughter... if he had opened it, Snow Old Dog wouldn’t act this way!

”Then...” ’Battlefield Thunder’ thought hard for a while before suddenly speaking, ”Aren’t there still a lot of people on Toril’s side?

We can’t fight there?”

”That’s just a last resort.” ’Snow Cloud Peak’ shook his head and laughed, ”Ending too early... isn’t that boring?”

”What are you saying?”

”Even though the other side of the war is the Moon Clan, which keeps me rather pleased, if this world’s war task ends... don’t you remember?

All tasks in this game are one-time; wars are the same, can’t fight endless battles.

Hill might take us to a new world, but whether that world’s enemy is still as captivating is uncertain.

Who knows, it might be another Toril, although with many interesting tasks, but... can be annoying for our PVP families sometimes!

If, while doing tasks, there are enemies to kill, that’s perfect, isn’t it?

Eden was too well-behaved back when on Toril, reaping so much following behind me, which I am unhappy with, actually!”

He stood up, waving both hands vigorously, ”Just let them go ahead and mess around!

Let them feel they have a chance to contend with us!

What’s the point in suppressing all the attacks right from the start?

When they stir things up that even retreating repentantly doesn’t work, that’s our chance to strike!

What’s defense counterattack?

While defending, you’ve actually prepared all counterattack measures, even placing it right under their feet!

That’s what defense counterattack is.

Moreover, whatever counteraction we take, no one should be able to criticize.

Best if it stirs some national sentiment, forcing them to tangle with us till the end, then that’s truly good.

Ha~

My brothers and sisters, would you fear being chased down while doing tasks?”

”Ah... Being hunted and counter-killed is what makes my life exhilarating!” ’Perfect Bald’ raised his little foot, his eyes smiling tight.

”MD. A dog is a dog.” ’Lu Huayu’ quietly cursed... he heard so many sources of his bleak life from this speech.

”So we’ll just stand tight?” Someone asked.

”Of course not.” ’Snow Cloud Peak’ smiled, ”I remember, they seem to have a little son?”

”That Lynn?” ’Lu Huayu’ recalled, ”Isn’t he a Mage Apprentice?

What’s the use?”