Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 296: Chapter 299 Why Are You So Shameless

Chapter 299: Why Are You So Lacking in Integrity?

Damn it! She’s dragging me into this? Lin Zifeng didn’t know how to explain himself. It was clearly her who insisted on him giving her a massage, and he had already apologized. What more did this woman want?

”That’s not what I meant, you’re misunderstanding,” Lin Zifeng said calmly.

”Then what do you mean? Do you think you can just wipe your mouth clean after having your fill and be off?” Wu Manting felt somewhat aggrieved.

”So what more do you want? Don’t tell me you actually expect me to take responsibility?” It was just a couple of touches, for crying out loud. Is it worth fighting to the death with me over this? Lin Zifeng secretly wiped off a cold sweat.

”Don’t you have any sense of responsibility for what you’ve done? Are you even a man?” Wu Manting tightened the bath towel around her delicate body, feeling extremely uncomfortable under his ill-intentioned gaze that darted over her.

Especially when Lin Zifeng talked about touching her a couple of times, the tone of his voice made it seem as if it was no big deal to him.

The standing attendant was even more confused by the two of them, her mouth agape wanting to step forward and offer some advice. But she didn’t understand what had actually happened just before she entered; weren’t they getting along fine? How had it turned into such a scene now?

Alas, the young people nowadays really change so fast. Just three minutes ago, they were all lovey-dovey as if they couldn’t live without each other, and in the next three minutes, they’re at each other’s throats. The attendant shook her head helplessly, realizing her thinking was outdated and couldn’t keep up with the love pace of the youth today.

”I am certainly a man, and a very physically normal one at that. Do you want to give it a try?” Seeing Wu Manting’s insistence on holding him accountable, Lin Zifeng also felt a bit annoyed. It was clearly her who had dragged him in to massage her, and just moments ago, she had been begging him to go lower, so irresistibly happy. How could she turn her back on him so quickly?

”...You! You bastard! You hooligan!” Wu Manting’s damp hair was still dripping as her fine features twisted in anger from Lin Zifeng’s infuriating behavior.

Ah for crying out loud! Calling me a bastard? A hooligan? Is she on her period today or what? She was the one who forced me to massage her on the table and even asked me to go lower, now she’s biting back calling me a hooligan?

”Hey hey hey, now hold on, beauty, isn’t this a bit too hurtful? It seems to me that this isn’t entirely my fault. Shouldn’t we both bear half of it? You can’t just beat me to death with one stick. There’s no smoke without fire. You may feel wronged, but I feel falsely accused,” Lin Zifeng wasn’t calling her ”miss” anymore, because such terms might be acceptable coming from an intellectual, but with his careless and dandy-like demeanor, it would sound totally different.

”Me? What responsibility do I have? It was you who pretended to be a masseur and snuck into my private room, and now you’re turning the blame around? And that disgusting excuse that you walked into the wrong room? Like hell I would believe you!”

”You see, lady, why must you be so lacking in integrity? Even if you’re going to frame someone, shouldn’t you at least try to be more clever about it? Anyway, believe it or not, it’s your call. I’m done playing with you, 886!” With that, Lin Zifeng waved his hand, held his head high amidst the shock of the attendant and Wu Manting, and sauntered out, not even looking back once.

”...You!”

Wu Manting really wanted to chase after him, but wrapped only in a towel, she had the will but not the courage. She stopped right at the entrance of the private room.

”Miss Wu, what’s going on... Do you need me to call the police?” the attendant kindly suggested.

”No... it’s not... necessary...” Wu Manting initially wanted to vent her frustration on someone, but seeing the attendant’s good intentions, she trailed off in the end...

Finally, after leaving the private room and returning to Nangong Bing’s, Lin Zifeng felt a weight off his shoulders and collapsed onto the sofa.

Hearing a noise inside the private room, Nangong Bing had just about finished her aloe vera full-body massage and care. Her dignified and graceful temperament indeed stood out from the average woman by a wide margin, particularly the queenly aura that she was born with, which made people feel a deep reverence upon meeting her—a typical divine-level beauty.

Seemingly recalling the scene from before, Lin Zifeng hadn’t even noticed Nangong Bing’s approach.

”Hey! What are you thinking about? You look so engrossed,” said Nangong Bing, having gotten dressed, as she walked over to Lin Zifeng and gave him a slap on the shoulder.

”...I...!” Just as a curse word was about to fly out, upon seeing Nangong Bing staring straight at him, Lin Zifeng wiped away a bead of cold sweat, ”Boss, you’re scaring people to death! Can’t you stop being so startling all the time?”

”What? Just a light slap and I scared you?” Nangong Bing crossed her arms and teased with a laugh, ”Tell me, did you sneak off to some other room again to annoy some innocent married woman?”

”Hey, hey, hey, boss, you can’t slander people like that! Look at how upright I am, do I look like that sort of person?” Lin Zifeng said, while secretly wiping away more sweat, thinking: Actually, that’s exactly what I am... hehe.

”Hmph, you know very well what kind of person you are; there’s no need for me to spell it out,” Nangong Bing said with a laugh.

”Wow! Boss, you look really pretty when you smile.”

Gazing at Nangong Bing’s smiling face, Lin Zifeng became a bit infatuated. If this woman could smile at me like this every day, how many more years would I live?

”Tch! Look, look again, and I’ll gouge out your eyeballs!” It was rare for Nangong Bing to once again break through Lin Zifeng’s psychological defenses. In the span of just one day, it was all about making startling statements.

”Boss, you said it yourself.”

Without waiting for Nangong Bing to react, Lin Zifeng stood up, his hands aimed at his own eyeballs, and then let out a ’crack’ sound with his mouth. Suddenly, a spray of scarlet liquid burst from Lin Zifeng’s eyes, and his lively eyes were gone!

Nangong Bing recoiled in horror, covering her mouth with her hands, staring wide-eyed in shock at him.

”You... you!” Nangong Bing’s pretty face began to change color.

”Haha, boss, I scared you, didn’t I?” Lin Zifeng opened his eyes, a mischievous smile on his face.

”You! You dare to scare me?” Seeing Lin Zifeng open his eyes, Nangong Bing’s expression turned icy in an instant.

”Hehe, boss, I’ve already ’gouged out my eyeballs’, now can you see?” Holding an unnamed small fruit, which he had conjured out of nowhere, Lin Zifeng took a big bite right in front of Nangong Bing, speaking with his mouth full and indistinctly.

”...”

Nangong Bing was speechless, simply at a loss for words with him...

”You know how to do magic tricks?” Seeing that the previous scene had indeed been a bit scary, Nangong Bing asked offhandedly.