Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 274: Chapter 277: I’m Just a Bystander

Chapter 277: I’m Just Here for the Soy Sauce

Even the ’handsome guy’ lying quietly nearby felt like he couldn’t watch anymore, using modern internet slang: it’s like blinding my titanium alloy dog eyes.

”Who said my chest was small? You, you haven’t even seen it.” Huahua blushed as she argued. Having a small chest had always been her complex. Seeing peers developing like women, while she still maintained her loli figure, especially her chest which hadn’t grown much. Despite massaging daily according to the information she found online, why was it only as large as an apple?

Could it be that my chest development is limited to this size? Having a small chest is bothersome nowadays. In today’s entertainment industry, where bigger is better, if someone has a larger chest, even if they’re at the same level in terms of talent, they utterly defeat their rivals right at the starting line.

One could imagine how much society now desires women with larger chests.

Instantly, Lin Zifeng was thunderstruck. He stared, dumbfounded, and froze completely on the spot.

Could it be that he had seen wrong, or mistaken something?

But Lin Zifeng blinked several times, and the situation continued unfolding before him unabated.

Didn’t expect these two to be into it at such a young age? It’s not scary to have a bromance, but to think they could brazenly do it right under the sun, at home?

”Cough cough, what, what is this...?”

Lin Zifeng really didn’t want to interrupt them, after all, a good bro is for life, it’s none of his business. Nowadays, the world is full of bros, what they do is none of your business.

But the moment Lin Zifeng descended the stairs, Liu Tangtang had already noticed his presence, forcing him to finally speak the words he understood very well.

”Ah...!”

The girls, Hua Buqi and Liu Tangtang, immediately stood up, even the handsome guy who had been resting quietly on the ground jerked up. Seeing Lin Zifeng looking apologetic on the stairs, the handsome guy suddenly became quite excited, baring his teeth and growling constantly at Lin Zifeng, his white fur bristling as if he had seen an enemy.

Lin Zifeng really wanted to go downstairs and slap this unfortunate Havanese to death. I haven’t offended you, what’s with all this hostility?

”Well, well, I didn’t see anything. You guys continue, continue, hehe.” Lin Zifeng glanced around and then laughed awkwardly as he headed upstairs.

”Stop right there!”

Hua Buqi, hands on her hips, looked somewhat angry. Seeing the smirk on Lin Zifeng’s face, she immediately understood.

Liu Tangtang, on the other hand, had an expression of enjoying the drama. She didn’t say a word, just watching as if Lin Zifeng was about to suffer a loss.

”Hehe, was there anything else?” Lin Zifeng turned around, a very awkward expression on his face.

”What did you just see?” Hua Buqi asked frostily.

Recalling the events of last night, Hua Buqi glared at him with icy contempt. She hadn’t expected this beastly uncle to have that kind of relationship with her cousin, and she hadn’t foreseen the scenes from last night that she had witnessed. No wonder she had always thought her cousin was the kind of proud woman that makes men tremble, but this sleazy uncle had his ways, unbelievably.

”I didn’t see anything, I was just here for the soy sauce, just passing by, just passing by. Hehe.”

”Really?” Seeing Lin Zifeng’s submissive demeanor, Hua Buqi felt somewhat satisfied.However, for her cousin’s future happiness, and not wanting this guy to become her future cousin-in-law, Hua Buqi had thought it over all of last night. Starting from today, she wanted to sabotage him, to keep her cousin disliking him profoundly. She absolutely didn’t want this beast to become her cousin-in-law in the future, having to call him ’brother-in-law’ all the time, she’d truly be annoyed to death.

”Miss Hua, he’s just trying to tease you, you mustn’t believe it.” Liu Tangtang, who had always kept a mentality of watching for drama, suddenly leaned in next to Hua Buqi and started stirring things up, looking like she wanted to agitate the whole world.

This nearly made Lin Zifeng’s nose go askew.

”Tell me, beast, what exactly did you see just now?” The girl stepped closer towards Lin Zifeng, tilting her head and narrowing her eyes as if she was about to devour him.

Women are fickle, girls are changeable. Whoever said this proverb really hit the nail on the head.

Watching Liu Tangtang, who seemed excited and somewhat triumphant, Lin Zifeng suddenly felt an urge to strangle her.

”Do you want to hear the truth or a lie?”

”Of course the truth.” Hua Buqi said.

”Uh, the truth is, I indeed saw what you were all up to.” Lin Zifeng didn’t really want to say it, but since they insisted, he decided to be honest.

Moreover, he wasn’t the kind to lie...

”But don’t worry, I absolutely won’t blab about it. Given the huge pressures of life today, everyone has their own ways of relieving stress. Even if you really have that kind of relationship, I won’t tell anyone, rest assured, uncle will keep your secret, even if...”

He spoke earnestly as if convinced that Huahua and Liu Tangtang’s bromance had been thoroughly proven. He sounded so right in his own way, clear and impassioned.

And it wasn’t enough just to say it; his ’salty pig hands’ hadn’t stopped either, demonstrating the pomp of a primary school student reciting on stage. Instantly, Hua Buqi’s face turned ashen.