Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 271: Chapter 274: Are Your Family Aware of How Awesome You Are?

Chapter 274: ”Are you aware how cool you are, family knows about it?”

A petite beauty, who looked acceptable in terms of face and figure and wore heavy makeup, slowly approached in the direction of the bathhouse. Her outfit was trendy, exuding a Japanese-Korean style, even wearing hareem pants that were tight at the bottom and loose at the top. She had a row of piercings on her left ear and wore makeup that seemed too mature for her age, which was quite awkward.

Although her facial features weren’t ugly, this getup made her look somewhat odd; perhaps she was not yet of age for such makeup, which made it uncomfortable to look at.

Lin Zifeng peeked his head out slightly for a glance, then quickly retreated, hoping this girl would leave soon as he felt very uncomfortable staying in the bathhouse any longer.

Having just taken a cold shower a while ago, which was virtually pointless in this high-temperature weather, Lin Zifeng now felt sweat all over his body. Even the totem tattoo on his chest, faintly dyed with dove’s blood, gradually started to show.

This blood totem was tattooed abroad, using the fresh blood of Thailand’s most famous doves; under normal circumstances, it was hardly noticeable. Only when Lin Zifeng’s body temperature reached a certain degree would the tattoo faintly emerge. Now, aimlessly lingering in the bathhouse, as the temperature gradually increased, Lin Zifeng’s body temperature also rose steadily. At this rate, the blood totem might become visible at any moment.

”Big handsome guy, why did you come to the bathhouse? I’ve been calling you for ages, why didn’t you respond?”

Liu Tangtang giggled from inside the bathhouse, her steps not slowing down at all.

Now he was doomed.

Lin Zifeng’s face turned bitter, surprised that despite being so cautious, he had still been discovered.

Now that she called him a big handsome guy, was it even possible to remain unseen?

Lin Zifeng felt he had somewhat failed as a person. Here he was, butt naked, and yet a young girl had caught him in this state. Where could he even put his face from now on?

”Well, since she has already seen it all, I might as well just go out; she’s fine, so what am I afraid of?” Lin Zifeng sighed inwardly.

Then he wrapped a bath towel around his lower body, his expression unchanged, and walked out haughtily.

Outside, Liu Tangtang, holding a big dog, blushed as she petted her beloved ’big handsome guy’, only to see a strong figure casually walking out from the bathhouse.

Liu Tangtang was initially shocked, her mouth agape, but she didn’t scream or hide.

Lin Zifeng had expected her to scream and quickly run away, when that same young woman who had dressed so extraordinarily, looked at him coming towards her with surprise.

And the instant he came out, seeing Liu Tangtang’s face showing just a faint surprise and not much shock, he was sure of his earlier thought. Damn it, you aren’t supposed to play like this. Even if you’ve seen my body, there’s no need to be so direct. Do you, as a young girl, not even understand the most basic shyness?

Even in today’s open world, you shouldn’t be staring at me like this. At the very least, I am older than you.

Liu Tangtang stared with her rounded eyeballs, slowly putting down the handsome guy she was holding, her face looking strangely amused. She glanced left and right at Lin Zifeng and then looked at his calm face, overflowing with anticipation, ”Wow, uncle, are you into performance art? Wow, not bad, you’ve got a nice body, quite attractive indeed.”

Liu Tangtang showed not a hint of shyness, and her spirited, delicate eyes roamed all over Lin Zifeng, especially when she saw Lin Zifeng cover his lower part with a towel, her excitement only increased. ”Uncle, I’ve seen quite a few foreign talents play with performance art online, and they hardly cover anything. Actually, you don’t need to be so secretive, look at your body, wow, it’s really great. If you’re free someday, we should shoot a short film together and upload it to Weibo. Your hits would skyrocket, and you’ll become famous!”

Despite Liu Tangtang’s extraordinary imagination and her way of thinking that overturned ordinary perceptions, Lin Zifeng didn’t even glance at her and continued to calmly walk ahead.

Thankfully, the towel was big and long enough. It just covered the parts he needed to hide.

”Wow, pretty cool, uncle,” Liu Tangtang noted, seeing Lin Zifeng ignoring her and moving towards the stairs like a wooden figure, still buzzing with enthusiasm.

Growing up in a family that was far from ordinary and influenced by the trendy thoughts of post-90s, her perception was certainly not ordinary child’s play.

Watching Lin Zifeng’s expressionless face, she got even more excited, and trotted after him, her eyes slightly hesitant as she said, ”Uncle, I’m talking to you.”

Out of annoyance, Lin Zifeng gave her a blank look and said frowning, ”Kid, go play on one side. I’m not interested in Visual Kei underage girls.”

His words suddenly caused Liu Tangtang to become upset. She glared with her eyeliner-heavy eyes, puffing her rosy cheeks and giggled, ”Uncle, don’t be like that. You’re not much better than me. Look at you now, you’re pretty ridiculous too! Wow, doing performance art in someone else’s home in broad daylight, you’re pretty trendy.”

”Go away, go where it’s cool and don’t bother me.” Lin Zifeng, not wanting to deal with her, disliked such young girls who spoke like aged sages, and especially the ones who wore alluring heavy makeup at such a young age; clearly no good birds. Probably another rich girl here just for some fun.

”Uncle, do your family know you talk like that?”

Contrary to Lin Zifeng’s expectations, Liu Tangtang was not angry, but instead started discussing modern internet slang with Lin Zifeng, intentionally mocking him.

”Ha! That’s how cool your uncle is, what about it!”

Suddenly, Lin Zifeng turned around, adjusted the towel below, in a lewd manner, his expression as hateful as it could get.

”Ew, you’re so disgusting.”

Liu Tangtang frowned slightly, scornfully saying.

”...!” Lin Zifeng was speechless.

Dammit! Lin Zifeng thought he was quite a character himself, but he didn’t expect to meet someone even more outrageous today. He decided not to argue with her any longer; if he continued, he might really get hurt internally. Now wasn’t the time to ask who she was. No need to guess, she was definitely on the same wavelength as Huahua.