Invincible Little School Doctor

Chapter 376: Chapter 375: Stop Kissing Up, Speak Up!

Seeing the constant laughter in the room, Ye Haochuan had no choice but to raise his hand again to calm everyone down.

The laughter gradually subsided.

As the focus of everyone, Ye Haochuan then said with a mischievous smile, ”The reason is simple, this egg here, can’t find a sperm, so it’s super frustrated, frustrated enough to spit blood.”

The room burst into laughter again, followed by applause that thundered like a storm.

As for Kou Jing, she couldn’t help but snicker at this moment, thinking what a rascal he was, always spouting nonsense!

Although she somewhat disdained his response, she had to admit, it was quite entertaining.

Next, a few more boys took turns asking questions, each more explicit than the last, but the atmosphere was undoubtedly lively because of it.

Then, a girl who unfortunately did not look like she would win any beauty contests across the country stood up to ask, ”Teacher Ye, I have a question. Does practicing taekwondo cause that membrane to break?”

There was a round of sniggers across the room.

Kou Jing even felt her cheeks redden a bit, thinking that girls should be more reserved—how could she even ask such a question?

Ye Haochuan chuckled and said, ”Whether that membrane breaks or not, I think you should ask a taekwondo instructor, right?”

The room burst into laughter once more.

This time, Kou Jing couldn’t help but admire him, wondering how his mind worked. No wonder so many students liked his lectures. He was indeed clever.

This betting match, even though she lost, she lost fairly and was quite convinced.

The time for the two lectures passed quickly, and the students who came to attend left the conference room in a steady stream.

However, many girls who admired Ye Haochuan rushed to the stage to ask for his autograph.

Ye Haochuan, welcoming all comers, was somewhat overwhelmed by the crowd of girls around him, especially with all their enchanting figures, and had no choice but to escape using the ”Urine Escape” technique to finally get free.

Unexpectedly, just as he entered the restroom, he ran into a familiar face, Li Wenfeng.

”Brother Ye, you finally came out,” Li Wenfeng chuckled mischievously.

Ye Haochuan was startled, realizing from this kid’s tone that he had been waiting for him.

”Cut the crap, kid, what do you want?” Ye Haochuan got straight to the point.

Li Wenfeng immediately gave a thumbs up and said, ”Brother Ye, you’re awesome, nothing gets past you, heh heh.”

”Stop buttering me up and spill it!” Ye Haochuan joked.

”Well, Brother Ye, your martial skills are so high, and you know so many moves. How about you teach me a few?” Li Wenfeng asked with a smile.

”What are you trying to do, pick a fight?” Ye Haochuan asked.

Li Wenfeng replied, ”Brother Ye, you’re joking, right? Why would I want to fight? It’s purely for self-defense, self-defense...”

”In such good times, why do you need self-defense? Can’t your girlfriend keep you satisfied?” Ye Haochuan teased.

”Please, Brother Ye, listen to yourself, you think too low of me. Yes, you gave me the Postnatal Pill, allowing me to enter the Postnatal Realm, and compared to ordinary people, I’m quite awesome. But compared to disciples of the Ancient Martial Arts Sect, I’m just trash. You know, today I met a master who totally humiliated me, ah, it was a pitiful sight...”

”Who would bother humiliating you? You must have offended someone, right?” Ye Haochuan said gravely.

”Brother Ye, you’ve misunderstood me. Wasn’t I having a sanda class this afternoon? I was just sparring with some classmates, winning several matches, and then this guy named He Dong came up and just dominated me, utterly embarrassing.” Li Wenfeng looked utterly frustrated.

At the mention of He Dong, Ye Haochuan’s eyebrows twitched, wondering if this He Dong could be someone he knew.

Having thought about this, he began to ask about the situation with He Dong, including height, build, face shape, and so on, without missing any details.

Despite feeling a bit weird, Li Wenfeng still disclosed everything thoroughly.

Upon hearing this, Ye Haochuan slapped his thigh and said, ”Damn, it turns out it’s brother against brother.”

The more Li Wenfeng heard, the more confused he became, and then Ye Haochuan finally revealed that he and He Dong belonged to the same Ancient Martial Arts Sect.

”You’re lucky, kiddo. It must have been because Junior Brother He knew about your connection with me that he held back. Otherwise, he would have dealt with you harshly long ago. And here you are, wanting to learn moves from me to get back at him. Don’t be so narrow-minded, will you?”

Ye Haochuan said, feeling helpless.

Li Wenfeng’s face turned a bit awkward, but somehow, his skin had thickened over time, and he chuckled, ”Brother Ye, it really proves the saying, ’No fight, no acquaintance,’ right? But jokes aside, now that I have the cultivation of the Postnatal Realm without strong internal strength or skills, you’ve got to teach me something, right?”

Originally, Ye Haochuan flatly refused, but the kid nagged and pleaded so persistently that he had no choice but to pass on some of the Technique Manuals he had learned.

As for internal martial arts techniques, the Longevity Technique, a cultivation technique necessary for medical practitioners, wasn’t quite suitable for this kid. So, Ye Haochuan passed on a different internal martial arts manual that he had acquired from another outer sect disciple, suitable for martial artists.

”Thank you, Brother Ye, thank you, Brother Ye!” Li Wenfeng, getting what he wanted, was completely satisfied.

”But Wenfeng, you have to listen carefully. Don’t let your father find out about this; otherwise, he won’t let me off the hook,” Ye Haochuan cautioned.

He voiced this concern because he was worried that once the kid mastered these skills, he would cause trouble everywhere. In such a small place as Haishan City, teeming with hidden dragons and crouching tigers among the martial artists, stirring up trouble with them or even making enemies could bring disaster upon the Li Family, which would be a big problem.

”Brother Ye, I got it ...” Li Wenfeng said impatiently and rushed off in a flash.

”This kid ...”

Ye Haochuan cursed jokingly and suddenly felt an urgent need. He hurried to the wall-mounted toilet and soon, the sound of water rushing could be heard.

After a moment of relief, Ye Haochuan peeped out of the restroom to see if the coast was clear and then walked out leisurely.

Just as he came out, a fragrant breeze swept over him, and before he could react, someone had embraced him from behind.

”Don’t turn around. Guess who I am? You only have one chance!”

Upon hearing the voice, obviously altered on purpose, Ye Haochuan could still tell it was undoubtedly Zhang Ziyi, that girl!

”Is it Xiaohong?” Ye Haochuan deliberately said.

A small hand immediately grasped his waist tightly, and the girl behind him angrily said, ”Who’s Xiaohong? I’ll give you one more chance!”

”Ruhua?”

The girl behind him seemed like she was about to explode, not letting go of the flesh around his waist, and angrily said, ”Who is Ruhua, you fairy? Hurry up, I’m giving you one last chance!”

”Sister Feng?”

...

”Furong?”

...

The girl behind him silently trembled, let go of him, and crouched down to cover her face and cry.

Damn, isn’t she a bit too low on smarts? Can’t she tell I’m joking?

Ye Haochuan felt a bit depressed.