Invincible Little School Doctor

Chapter 356: Chapter 355 Drain Him Dry

Hearing the familiar voice behind him, Ye Haochuan knew immediately who it was. Turning around, he saw Kou Jing looking at him mockingly.

At this time, Kou Jing, different from how she looked in the morning, had dramatically changed by applying bright red lipstick. Paired with her professional attire, she appeared utterly enchanting.

Damn, Doctor Kou is really willing to make sacrifices, huh? To attract students to her class, she’s actually put on lipstick!

Ye Haochuan couldn’t help but find it amusing, staring at her with a gaze so sleazy it couldn’t get any sleazier.

How could Kou Jing not see what he was thinking? She felt awkward. She was always known for her dignified image, when had she ever worn lipstick? The thought alone was quite embarrassing!

”Doctor Kou, where did that come from? Why do I detect a hint of sourness in your words?” Ye Haochuan suddenly laughed, ”I’m charismatic, I teach well, so naturally, I have a lot of students attending my class.”

Although Kou Jing had to admit there was some truth in what he said, she couldn’t stand his arrogant swagger and huffed, ”Doctor Ye, consider yourself good., but I, Kou Jing, am not one to concede defeat easily.”

Having said that, she turned and walked away, entering the classroom.

This Doctor Kou really is stubborn!

Shaking his head, Ye Haochuan got his mood in order and headed for the classroom.

As soon as he stepped in, a thunderous applause erupted from inside. Ye Haochuan was delighted—seems like I’m quite popular.

Scanning the room, Ye Haochuan quickly spotted Zhang Ziyi, Su Yingxue, and Lin Qingxuan sitting in the front row, but Zhao Bingqian was nowhere to be seen.

Strange, where did that girl Bingqian run off to? She’s even skipping my elective class!

Ye Haochuan was a bit irked, but since it was time for class, he had to push his thoughts aside and decided to ask Ziyi and the others about her situation after class.

Mounting the podium, the applause below gradually thinned out.

”Classmates, hello. Although there are quite a few new faces here, I believe I don’t need to introduce myself again. OK, let’s start the class, hehe.”

Ye Haochuan finished his opening remarks and began the lecture proper.

As always, Ye Haochuan continued his approach from last Friday: diving deep without being overly pedantic, emphasizing class interaction, occasionally throwing in some risqué jokes, thus he was immensely popular with the students, regardless of gender.

By the end of the first class, all the students were invigorated. Some students from other physiology classes even snuck over during the break.

Therefore, the classroom was packed with even more people than during the previous class, with the aisles and doorway crowded as well.

After stepping out to relieve himself, Ye Haochuan returned to the classroom to find it overwhelmed by students, thinking, Damn, is my class really that appealing?

Upon his entrance, another round of thunderous applause filled the room.

Climbing onto the podium, Ye Haochuan raised his hand and the applause finally quieted down.

”Classmates, for this class, we’ll stick to the usual routine, interactive exchange. If you have any questions, just ask and I’ll do my best to satisfy everyone’s curiosity.”

His words immediately triggered eager participation from the crowd, and soon the classroom was abuzz with a thirst for knowledge.

It has to be said, just like last time, the students’ questions were weird and wonderful, and Ye Haochuan responded with agility and finesse, eliciting cheers from everyone in the room.

However, troublemakers always seem to find their moment.

After answering a string of seven or eight questions, a male student stood up with a swagger and said, ”Teacher Ye, hello, I’m Zhao Wenxin. Experts on TV, in newspapers, and on the radio say that the bigger and longer a man’s ’thing’ is, the more pleasure it can give a woman. Is there any scientific basis to that?”

There was a stunned silence across the room, especially among the female students, none of whom expected such a blunt question. They all blushed furiously.

Damn, this guy’s question is rather speechless!

Ye Haochuan laughed, ”Sit down, my friend. Your question makes no sense, just like asking whether you pick your nose with your thumb, forefinger, or pinkie. If the thumb’s not long enough, might as well grab a shovel to dig it out!”

Below the podium, laughter erupted, and everyone admired his response.

Zhao Wenxin thought about it and realized the reasoning, scratching his head as he sat back down.

Ye Haochuan raised his hand to signal for silence, and the classroom instantly quieted down.

”From a medical standpoint, the size of a man’s genitals does indeed affect women visually and psychologically. It’s just like how many men prefer women with larger breasts and are less interested in those with smaller chests.”

At this point, Zhao Wenxin couldn’t resist chiming in, ”Then, Teacher Ye, do you prefer women with large breasts or small breasts?”

Fuck, this guy is really trying to bring me down!

Ye Haochuan was somewhat speechless but laughed, ”That would depend on the teacher’s personal preference.”

The room filled with laughter.

The boys all showed knowing smiles, while the girls secretly spat in disgust, ”Tsk, Teacher Ye is so bad.”

Then, a female student stood up and asked, ”Teacher Ye, my name is Li Qingqing. I want to ask, now that our Huaxia practices monogamy, why do some men keep mistresses, second mistresses, third mistresses, N mistresses? Isn’t that unfair to us women?”

God, what a dumb question to ask me.

Ye Haochuan smiled and said, ”It’s quite simple, actually. Let me use the poor and the rich as an example. The poor can’t afford variety, so they have to stick with the same few dishes every day, regardless of whether their stomach can take it. If you, like the rich, had money, wouldn’t you want to change it up a bit?”

”Oh,” Li Qingqing nodded.

All the students in the classroom found the reasoning sound and nodded in agreement.

Then Li Qingqing added, ”So, Teacher Ye, are you saying that as long as we women control the men’s wallets, they’ll behave?”

”Theoretically speaking, completely correct,” Ye Haochuan grinned, ”However, practically speaking, that approach is rather low.”

Li Qingqing, eager for knowledge, excitedly said, ”Then what trick do you have, Teacher Ye?”

”Well...”

Ye Haochuan hesitated, while the students below were heckling for him to share the answer quickly.

”Alright then, since everyone wants to know, I’ll tell you. Three words—Milk. Him. Dry!” Ye Haochuan declared, shocking everyone.

Milk him dry?

Many in the auditorium reflected on this for a moment and then showed smiles of full comprehension. Teacher Ye spoke crudely but to the point.

Li Qingqing blushed and said, ”But Teacher Ye, we women will age and lose our looks one day, and men naturally love novelty and grow tired of the old. This method can’t always be practical, can it?”

True to the point, everyone nodded in agreement.

”It’s true, it can’t always be used, so if a woman wants to keep a man’s heart, she must pay attention to maintaining her body, especially practicing yoga to increase... positions, to keep a man interested.”

Ye Haochuan emphasized the word ”positions” heavily, and the students below clearly understood.

Nevertheless, Li Qingqing persisted, ”But if that still doesn’t work, what should we do then?”

”If even that fails, then there’s just one final trick left,” Ye Haochuan chuckled.