Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 350: Chapter 352: Pit Killing Fusang Dogs

Chapter 352: Entrapping the Fusang Dog

”Uncle, I know I was wrong. Can you please stop scaring me like this?” At the moment, Liu Tangtang was holding a drumstick, retreating step by step while still managing to take a bite. This didn’t look like she was scared at all?

She was clearly trying to provoke Lin Zifeng into taking liberties with her.

”Speak up, since you know you’re wrong, what should you do now?” Lin Zifeng wasn’t really interested in lecturing her anymore. Having made a mistake, she should bravely accept the criticism and education.

”Uncle, you’re not going to hit me, are you?” Liu Tangtang noticed that the smile on his face was fading and she had a feeling that this uncle had some ill intentions.

”I won’t hit you,” Lin Zifeng said lightly.

But his steps toward Liu Tangtang didn’t slow down.

”If you’re not going to hit me, then don’t come closer, okay? The way you look now, I’m scared.”

”Uncle isn’t some big bad wolf, what are you afraid of?”

”But I really am scared of you now, can’t you take a few steps back, can’t you...ouch!” Suddenly, Liu Tangtang fell backwards.

Since Liu Tangtang knew she was in the wrong, she wasn’t paying attention to what was behind her. As she stepped back, she tripped unexpectedly and fell right onto a stool behind her, instantly in so much pain that she almost cried.

”Wuu wuu, it hurts! It hurts! Tangtang’s butt is almost blooming!” Liu Tangtang barely rolled over, flinging the drumstick aside, and couldn’t stop touching her sore bottom. It seems that she had really hurt her butt with that fall.

Uh...

Lin Zifeng was speechless.

”Unlucky child!” Lin Zifeng muttered under his breath.

Ignoring what Liu Tangtang did wrong just now, he quickly went to help her up. As he helped her, it inadvertently prompted a sharp cry from Liu Tangtang, ”Ouch! Uncle, are you trying to kill me? Did you know my butt got pinched? And you’re using so much strength. If you keep pulling like this, poor Tangtang’s flesh will be torn off. Wuu wuu, Huahua doesn’t care about me anymore, and now even you Uncle, are bullying me too, wuu wuu, I don’t want to live anymore.”

”Can you keep it down?” Lin Zifeng was truly speechless for her and wanted to just walk away and be done with it, to save himself the trouble of continuing this farce with her.

”Uncle, you have no conscience! My butt got pinched, isn’t this all your fault? Do you know how much it hurts to have your butt pinched? Wuu wuu, uncle you’re a bad man, wuu wuu, it hurts Tangtang to death...”

Faint...

”Uncle, what are you still standing there for? Hurry up and get the chair off me, my butt is pinched, can you bear to just watch?” Liu Tangtang’s cute face was about to sweat with pain.

A few days ago, she and Huahua had ordered a set of sexy nurse outfits online. She only wanted to see what a nurse uniform would look like on her, but who would have thought that she hadn’t even worn it for a day, and now her butt was pinched by that damn stool. This Dark Pavilion room usually stored some old furniture and things, but who would have thought she’d be so unlucky.

The most annoying part was that this uncle was just standing there, watching coldly, not showing any realisation. Her butt was pinched, and he still stood there like an idiot.

Does he actually take pleasure in this?

”This is what you get, you’re the one who came up with such a rotten idea, and now look at you.”

”Uncle, at a time like this, you’re still kicking me while I’m down? Have you no humanity? Wuu wuu, it hurts Tangtang to death, I am such a pitiful thing, uncle you’re a bad man. If something happens to my butt, I will definitely remember you...” Seeing Lin Zifeng showing no signs of action, Liu Tangtang couldn’t help but act coquettishly again.

What could possibly happen to her butt? Lin Zifeng was stunned.

”Alright, alright, I’ll help you, is that not good enough?” Lin Zifeng said with a dark face.

”I’m saying, Tangtang, can you stop fidgeting?”

Lin Zifeng himself started to feel a bit embarrassed by her words.

”What are you doing, uncle? Can’t you be a bit quicker? My butt really hurts, if you don’t hurry, my butt really is going to be ruined, wuu wuu. Poor little butt, it hurts.”

”Slap!”

Lin Zifeng slapped Liu Tangtang’s bottom hard, ”Can you stop making noise? Can you be quiet?”

”Wuu wuu, uncle, at a time like this, you still hit me? Wuu wuu, uncle you’re too bad, if you wanted to touch my butt, you could’ve just said so. Why go through the trouble of smacking it? Do you know? It really hurts a lot.” Liu Tangtang’s grievances nearly brought tears to her eyes which seemed like they could fall at any moment.

...

Lin Zifeng was now completely at a loss for words with her.

Tangtang wasn’t one for making a fuss. Now Lin Zifeng even felt like killing her.

”Go away. Go look at yourself in the mirror and check your own butt,” Lin Zifeng said, not wanting to deal with her anymore.

”Zi—”

But just then, the door of the Dark Pavilion was suddenly pushed open, and in came Huahua holding a small plate of fruit, completely shocked by the scene in front of her!

In an instant, Huahua’s entire mind was filled with hundreds of scenes imagining what the two of them had just done. But every time she thought of the beastly manner in which Tangtang was made to scream, Huahua felt disgusted. She and Tangtang had watched those kinds of movies before, but every time she heard the agonized screams of the female lead in the film, she felt that she would never involve herself in that kind of man-woman thing that could hurt her. Even the always pure Tangtang had declared that she would absolutely not do those hurtful things with a man.

But now, everything changed. Had they really just done some unchaste things?

”You, what are you two...?”

”Huahua, things are not what you think, you might have misunderstood. Really! It’s not what you imagine,” Lin Zifeng hurriedly explained.

At this point, Lin Zifeng was really at a loss for words.

”I can’t believe you’re this kind of person!” Huahua pointed at him fiercely.

”Yeah! I didn’t expect Uncle to be this kind of person either! Hmph! You made me nearly die of pain, wah wah.” At that moment, Liu Tangtang didn’t forget to add fuel to the fire, and she didn’t care about how Huahua felt when she heard these words.

The speaker was unintentional, but the listener was intentional.

Now Lin Zifeng understood that the two girls were trying to play smart and tease him again.

Seeing that the problem couldn’t be resolved in the usual way, Lin Zifeng didn’t want to say much. He simply kept silent, took out a cigarette from his pocket, lit it leisurely, took a deep drag, and then strode past Huahua with the cigarette dangling from his lips, looking quite smug. As he passed by, he did not forget to give her a provocative look.

Then, he walked outside with big steps, humming a little tune, looking quite cheerful.

After a while, Liu Tangtang, holding her butt and pouting her cute lips, ran to Huahua and said, ”Huahua, Plan B also failed. What do we do now?”

”Hmph! This shameless beast! After taking advantage of my cousin, now he has taken advantage of you, just wait, I will expose his misdeeds to my cousin later. By the way, this beast didn’t do anything indecent to you, did he?”

”Not at all, not at all, how could a smart girl like Tangtang be taken advantage of by a bad uncle.” Liu Tangtang, rubbing her butt, shook her head like a wave drum, adamantly denying what happened between her and Lin Zifeng.

”That’s good,” Huahua nodded, now feeling relieved.

...

When Lin Zifeng got home, just as he stepped in without even opening the door, he was heavily bumped by the handsome boy’s bulky body, nearly knocking him over.

”Hey! Meatball, you did that on purpose, didn’t you?”

The handsome boy looked up at him, then cocked his head to one side and completely ignored him, slowly walking towards the sofa like a ferocious tiger.

”Lin Zifeng, did you find Huahua?” Hearing Lin Zifeng’s voice, Nangong Bing hurried down from the second floor, anxiously asking.

”I found her, but it’s a lot better than we imagined,” Lin Zifeng said casually, lying on the sofa, drinking Sprite after opening the fridge.

”What do you mean?” Nangong Bing’s eyes narrowed with concern, ”Did something happen to them?”

”Nothing.”

”Then what did you mean just now?”

Seeing Nangong Bing’s anxious brows, Lin Zifeng didn’t feel like playing riddles with her and explained everything from start to finish.

Lin Zifeng thought Nangong Bing would definitely praise him for a job well done after hearing the story, but Nangong Bing’s response was very simple and direct. Fortunately, Lin Zifeng simplified the part about what happened with Liu Tangtang, otherwise, he didn’t know what Nangong Bing would feel after hearing it.

...

By nightfall, following Lin Zifeng’s orders, Black Hawk had been quietly waiting around Qiao Hongtian’s house.

When the pitch-dark night was disturbed by faint noises, Black Hawk knew they had arrived.

Following Big Brother’s instructions, he didn’t startle the intruders but, according to Lin Zifeng’s words, called the police first.

The result was that as soon as the hooded intruders jumped into Qiao Hongtian’s house, within a short while, the alert police mobilized hundreds of special forces in just a few minutes.

Whoosh, in the darkness, hundreds of special forces dressed in tactical gear emerged from the shadows.

Arrows whistling, screams, and the sounds of combat quickly intermingled.

When dozens of blood-soaked men in black fled from Qiao Hongtian’s house, heading for the outskirts, they were horrified to discover a tall, fierce-looking man in black, quietly standing in the night, holding a black long knife, and watching them with a sinister smile.

This man was none other than Black Hawk, who had been tracking them all along!

”Who are you?” the leading young man in black asked intently, stepping forward.

”Your killer,” Black Hawk smiled, his voice deadly cold and devoid of any emotion.

”Heh, I’m afraid you alone don’t have the ability, do you?” the young man sneered.

”What if I joined?” another hoarse, weathered yet astonishing voice came from behind the group of men.

There was Lin Zifeng, clad in tight black clothes, wearing an ancient bronze mask, looking at them with a smile that was not quite a smile.

”Death, Death God!”

As the crowd turned their heads back in confusion, they were shocked to see the masked man’s appearance!