Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 323: Chapter 326 Are You a Comedian?

Chapter 326 Are You Joking?

”Come here, Meatball, let me hug you and see if you’ve gained weight these past few days.” Lin Zifeng squinted his eyes affectionately, so anyone who saw him would think he was full of love for this handsome guy.

But the handsome guy just rolled his eyes at him and continued to nuzzle in Nangong Bing’s arms, squinting his dog eyes in sheer enjoyment.

”So much for you, Meatball! You really won’t give me face?” People not paying attention to dogs are common, but this was the first time he’d seen a dog ignoring humans.

Watching the handsome guy enjoying himself like that, Lin Zifeng even started to wonder, was this Shiba Inu really a dog? It seemed to have a human-like quality, especially since that night when it rescued Nangong Bing, Lin Zifeng had been very intrigued and had been secretly investigating it ever since.

However, because the Dead Dog’s disguise was too good, Lin Zifeng was at a loss for where to start. Even with his terrifying investigative skills, they seemed to have no effect on the handsome guy, and God knows what the background of this Shiba Inu was.

In the meantime, Lin Zifeng had also inquired about Liu Tangtang’s information. The answer Liu Tangtang gave was simple, saying that her mommy bought the handsome guy for nine million from South Africa, and she couldn’t provide more details.

It turns out this Shiba Inu is an import from South Africa! Bought from there? This reason couldn’t convince Lin Zifeng at all. It all felt a bit far-fetched to him.

Just then, the broken blue-screened phone in Lin Zifeng’s pocket started ringing unpredictably. Without looking, he knew who it was.

These past few days, Su Ni had been bothering him non-stop, so answering the phone or not didn’t make any difference now.

”Someone is calling you, why aren’t you answering?” Nangong Bing, who was feeding the handsome guy, turned and looked at him, frowning in confusion at his calm demeanor.

”It’s nothing. Just a spam call. It will stop soon. Answering it would just waste my call credit,” Lin Zifeng waved his hand nonchalantly.

”Then you could just reject it or turn off the ringtone. Letting it beep and buzz like that, aren’t you annoyed? I am,” Nangong Bing said coldly, starting to lose patience.

Internally, he thought: What kind of person is this? No sense of public decency at all, even if it’s a spam call you should mute it. Doesn’t he find the constant beeping disturbing? Hmm, no, that’s not right. With this guy’s character, if it were something unseemly, he would definitely answer the call. It seems like he’s hiding something shady; I bet he sneaks out every night to dirty his hands with vile deeds. Now people are even calling him up. Hmph! This bastard, even if you’re going to mess around, you should cover your tracks better instead of giving out your mobile number. Unbelievable! Such people should be taken out and shot a hundred times!

If Lin Zifeng knew mind reading, he would probably be scared out of his mind, not expecting that Nangong Bing, usually so cool, would curse someone so fiercely inside.

”I’ll just turn it off then.” Seeing that Nangong Bing seemed displeased, Lin Zifeng shrugged helplessly. It wasn’t worth bothering her, so he simply took out his phone to turn off the call display, but the number on the blue screen was not Su Ni’s but an unfamiliar one.

At that moment, Lin Zifeng just chuckled superficially, ”Boss, it’s an old friend’s call. I’ll step out for a bit and be back soon.”

Nangong Bing completely ignored him, and he just chuckled dryly a couple of times before heading out.

”Hello, who is this?” Lin Zifeng’s calm face gradually turned icy, his tone becoming much more serious. It wasn’t simple for someone to find out his mobile number.

”You must be Mr. Lin, right?” A man’s voice came through the phone, sounding mockingly cheerful.

”Who are you?” Lin Zifeng’s smile faded, and he asked coldly.

”Me? Has Mr. Lin forgotten me so soon? Last time at the Trading Building you stole my wallet, and we even met at a café a few days ago. Or is Mr. Lin’s memory really that bad? Do you need me to jog it for you?” Qiao Bu’en was lounging on a sofa, holding a glass of red wine.

Qiao Bu’en thought that by saying this, Lin Zifeng would definitely remember and start apologizing profusely, but there was a prolonged silence on the other end. Finally, Lin Zifeng just responded indifferently, ”Oh! Don’t know you,” and then he hung up directly, ignoring whatever Qiao Bu’en thought or didn’t.

”Hello! Hello? Hello!” Qiao Bu’en said hello repeatedly for quite a while before he realized the call had been decisively ended, leaving him unable to maintain his composure.

Just when he was about to enter the house to chat with his dignified partner and foster some affection, Lin Zifeng’s phone in his pocket rang again. Now he was truly cursing this guy as insane.

Lin Zifeng didn’t even look, and just pressed the button.

After a few seconds, the phone rang again. Now, Lin Zifeng was getting annoyed. Considering himself the best on earth, he didn’t even know how many died by his hands each year. He hadn’t yet settled the score with this Mr. Qiao from the night Nangong Bing disappeared. Not expecting this guy to think he was as resilient as a cockroach.

Unable to endure the continued harassment, Lin Zifeng finally pressed the answer button and yelled, ”Damn it! Are you joking? Is there no end to this?”

There was a pause on the other end, then a scream that made Lin Zifeng’s scalp tingle came through the phone: ”You are joking! You are the joke! Your whole family are jokes!”

”Uh...” Lin Zifeng’s face fell, and he quickly tried to smooth things over on his end, chuckling sheepishly, ”Oh, it’s you, Huahua. I wasn’t cursing you just now; I was cursing some jokester who was calling me.” Lin Zifeng felt he had messed up again. Damn his luck.

”Haha! Really? That jokester was me calling you just now. You mean to say indirectly that I’m the jokester?” At that moment, Hua Buqi was almost exploding with rage.

She then sneered coldly, ”Beast! I know you’ve been upset with me these days. Is it because I found out about you and my cousin? You’re deliberately seeking revenge, aren’t you?”

”Huahua, you’ve really misunderstood,” Lin Zifeng was nearly crying.