Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 306 I’m Into Your Mom

Even a dog’s expression carried more vicissitudes than a human! What was going on here?

Was this still a dog?

Watching the handsome guy halt just before leaving the door, he sniffed the air outside the box with his dog nose, then shook his head and followed Nangong Bing, dragging his plump body. At that moment, Lin Zifeng wondered if this Shar-Pei had an unknown past or some secret history that no one knew about?

As the sight of the handsome guy’s hefty body gradually disappeared, Lin Zifeng felt a pang of sadness. His own past was just as complicated...

About three minutes later, Lin Zifeng was left alone in the entire box, drinking, when several fierce-looking strangers slowly approached the outside, and soon encircled him.

Seeing the formation they set up, Lin Zifeng was truly intimidated. Who were they trying to impersonate, pretending to be a part of the underworld?

The leader, a man nearly two meters tall, sauntered over to Lin Zifeng with a quirky smile, holding a cigarette. He picked up a glass of red wine from the table, swirled it and smiled, ”Hello, Mr. Lin, do you know why we’ve come looking for you?”

Lin Zifeng, who was engrossed in eating his steak, didn’t lift his head, appearing completely indifferent as if they were not there for him at all.

”I don’t know.”

”Oh!” The bruiser raised his eyebrows, still swirling the glass of wine with a strange smile, ”Our boss wants to see you. Are you going to come quietly, or should my brothers persuade you?”

After finishing his last fork of steak, Lin Zifeng wiped his hands with a napkin and glanced indifferently at the bruiser. Seeing that this guy looked like a swollen bread dough with an exceptionally minimalist face apart from a mouth, a typical all-mouth-no-brains.

”Sorry, I don’t know your boss, nor do I wish to meet him. If he wants to meet, tell him to make an appointment in advance. Maybe if I’m in a good mood, I might meet him,” Lin Zifeng chuckled.

”It seems Mr. Lin is not willing to come with us, huh?” The bruiser slowly put down the glass, speaking in a threatening tone.

”Sorry, I’m busy now. If your boss really wants to meet, he should schedule an appointment. I’m not as free as your boss,” Lin Zifeng stated, picking up a glass of red wine, swirling it, still unfazed.

”Mr. Lin, please don’t force us to get rough!” the bruiser’s voice intensified a bit, ”Our boss has taken a fancy to Miss Nangong. I think you should know what to do, right?”

”Oh?! I really don’t understand,” Lin Zifeng suppressed a smirk, saying, ”If I say I’m into your mom, do you know what to do?”

”What the fuck did you say? Are you looking for...”

A slender man in black sunglasses pointed at Lin Zifeng’s nose and started to curse, but he hadn’t finished speaking when Lin Zifeng suddenly turned icy cold! In a blur, he sprang up from his chair, swiftly grabbed the wine glass and thrust it towards the mouth of the man in sunglasses!

”Crack, crack, crack...”

The sound of the wine glass shattering was incessant, and instantly the man’s mouth was full of gushing blood, the broken shards of glass cutting his mouth like sharp knives.

”You!”

The instant Lin Zifeng made his move, the fierce man pulled out a hand arrow from behind him and aimed it at Lin Zifeng’s head, but Zifeng just flashed a wicked smile, swept his hand, and with a light step, spun behind the fierce man.

”What, you want to play with arrows?”

”Ah!” The fierce man was so scared that he stepped back three steps, barely managing to pull out his hand arrow without even lifting his arm, when Zifeng had already silently snatched the arrow weapon from his hand.

When the fierce man recovered, he saw Lin Zifeng holding the dark muzzle of the arrow, smiling at him.

A drop of sweat the size of a bean instantly rolled down from the fierce man’s skimpy head.

All of this happened in just two seconds! Such rapid reaction ability, how could it not astonish them!

”Not bad, so you’ve started playing with arrows?” Lin Zifeng tapped the fierce man’s face with the muzzle of the arrow, looking at him with a smirk.

The fierce man didn’t say a word; after all, they were all from the streets, used to living on the edge and licking blood, and they hadn’t reached the point of kneeling and begging for mercy.

The man whose mouth was smashed by Lin Zifeng with a wine glass wasn’t so lucky, as he lay on the ground holding his mouth, screaming hysterically. Blood everywhere, especially with tiny pieces of glass crunching into the flesh inside his mouth, making the scene incredibly gruesome.

Seeing him in such pain, one of his brothers simply knocked him out with a punch, restoring silence to the room.

”Tell me, who’s your boss?” Lin Zifeng smiled as he tapped the fierce man’s face with the arrow shaft, then turned his head and scanned the others, saying, ”Do you want to end up like that guy just now, or would you rather consciously run to the corner and think about what you’ve done?”

As soon as Lin Zifeng finished speaking, the group was already filled with fear of him, the mere act of snatching the arrow had dazzled them.

Whoosh...

A group of men in black quickly ran toward the corner, seeing them so ’obediently’ aware, Lin Zifeng still kept his sunny smile, pointed the muzzle at the fierce man and said, ”Is your boss surnamed Qiao, the vice president of the Dragon Roar Gang?”

”You, how do you know that? I didn’t say a word.” The fierce man started sweating more, looking extremely anxious as this failed mission would undoubtedly lead to a severe punishment once he returned.

”Dude, can we change the script here? You know, your line is so cliché that it’s not even used by villains in those melodramatic TV shows anymore. Can you be more original, or say something else?” Lin Zifeng squinted his eyes, jokingly holding the hand arrow, acting so nonchalantly which perplexed the opponent even more. If Lin Zifeng had spoken sternly, someone seasoned like the fierce man wouldn’t be so frightened, but this guy had to make such nerve-wracking jokes, scaring the fierce man into silence, who knew if this guy was crazy, what if the arrow went off by accident?

”You... this...” The fierce man was left speechless by Lin Zifeng, not knowing how to respond to him.

Just as Lin Zifeng was toying with these guys again, suddenly Nangong Bing’s shout came from outside.

”Ah! Lin Zifeng! Save me!”

...

When Lin Zifeng rushed to the restroom, he discovered three men in wide samurai robes carrying Nangong Bing, quickly running into the night.

”Damn it!” Lin Zifeng hissed through clenched teeth and leaped out the third-floor window.