Invincible Little School Doctor

Seeing the fearful expression on his face, Xiao Haimei couldn’t help giggling coquettishly. Ha, serves you right for bullying me. Now you know what fear feels like, huh?

”What, becoming Invincible East burdens you?” teased Xiao Haimei.

”Sweat, Sister Mei, look at what you’re saying. If I became Invincible East, wouldn’t you be left a widow?” Ye Haochuan chuckled.

”So what if I’m left a widow? I prefer it that way, keeping you from flirting around all day.” Xiao Haimei snorted, ”You don’t even keep your heart in check, with so many women in your future, I wonder how you’ll manage all of them. Be careful, or one day you’ll end up in serious trouble, getting trapped, and finally dying from it.”

Hearing her use the word ”trap” made Ye Haochuan find it extremely funny, and he laughed out loud, ”Sister Mei, no need to worry about me. I’m the kind of man who lives for the ’trap’, dies for the ’trap’, and struggles for the ’trap’ all his life.”

”Pah! Twisting words and forcing logic! I’ve never seen anyone as shameless as you.”

”Haha!”

Xiao Haimei knew he was good with words and didn’t bother arguing anymore. She gently stepped on the accelerator and drove the sedan into the lane...

Returning to the small western-style house at school, it was already past eight in the evening. Ye Haochuan and Xiao Haimei had dinner, fought a fierce battle in Xiao Haimei’s bedroom, and then he leisurely returned to his rented house.

Unexpectedly, his mother Tong Xiangxiu and Han Xue’er hadn’t returned yet. He called them and found out they were busy with the renovation of the Medicinal Cuisine Shop, so he didn’t disturb them and sat alone in his room, meditating and practicing the Longevity Technique.

He had just practiced for an hour when his cell phone rang. Picking it up, it was a call from Su Zehao.

”Brother Haochuan, are you prepared for the journey to the Sub-Fire Elemental Realm?” Su Zehao asked straightforwardly.

”Somewhat prepared,” Ye Haochuan replied with a smile.

”I just got wind that quite a few disciples from various Sects already know that you possess the Ice Soul Sword. You must be very careful. Many have agreed that once you enter the Sub-Fire Elemental Realm, they will attack you en masse to seize the Ice Soul Sword,” Su Zehao warned.

Ye Haochuan laughed in disbelief, ”Are these people crazy? If now is such a good opportunity, they should just come and try to rob me directly. Why wait until I enter the Sub-Fire Elemental Realm to act?”

Su Zehao explained, ”Brother Haochuan, it’s not that simple. Haishan City is your Ancient Martial Arts Sect’s territory, with a plethora of powerful masters from your Sect, other disciples dare not act recklessly. If they cause trouble at this critical moment, I’m afraid no one will escape death.”

Only then did Ye Haochuan understand. No wonder no one from the Martial Arts Path had bothered him these days. So that was the reason.

”So, after we enter the Sub-Fire Elemental Realm in the early hours of the morning the day after tomorrow, we need to meet up as soon as possible. Otherwise, if we encounter disciples from other Sects, a fierce battle will likely ensue, and we might even lose our lives,” Su Zehao advised.

”Indeed,” Ye Haochuan agreed solemnly.

The two chatted a bit more, agreeing on a meeting spot in the Sub-Fire Elemental Realm before hanging up.

After continuing his cultivation for a while longer, his phone rang again, this time with a WeChat message. Ye Haochuan picked it up and saw that it was from Long Aotian, ”What are you doing?”

”Playing with my phone.” Ye Haochuan typed a line of text in response.

”Not focusing on cultivation and playing with your phone?” Long Aotian sounded somewhat displeased.

Damn, it’s just playing with my phone for a bit, why is he such a busybody?

Ye Haochuan felt a bit annoyed but decided to tease him by replying, ”Playing with a Huawei phone.”

Shortly after, Long Aotian sent an unamused emoji, clearly amused by his nonsensical reply.

A few moments later, Long Aotian sent another message: ”At midnight after tomorrow, on the Mid-Autumn full moon, the Sub-Fire Dimension Realm of Haishan will open. Are you prepared to venture in?”

”I’m all set,” Ye Haochuan replied nonchalantly.

”Really prepared?” Long Aotian was somewhat skeptical.

”Of course.” Ye Haochuan sent an emoticon of a smirking face. ”Brother here is now at the Postnatal Peak level of prowess, plus with the Ice Soul Sword, this top-grade talisman instrument in hand, I can take down anyone, gods or Buddhas, heh heh.”

”Ice Soul Sword... Hmm, that indeed is a good thing,” Long Aotian nodded, ”But still, you should be extra cautious after you go in. If you encounter any Innate Masters, you are still certainly doomed.”

”Don’t worry, I will be careful,” Ye Haochuan said and suddenly remembered something, ”By the way, any leads on the investigation you were doing?”

”Got some leads, but things aren’t going smoothly. Maybe, in the end, it will still depend on you. Remember, you must protect Lin Qingxuan well. She holds a massive secret which, if uncovered, might benefit you for life,” Long Aotian responded.

”Alright, got it,” Ye Haochuan stated earnestly.

After typing away for a while, the two stopped. Just as Ye Haochuan was about to turn off his phone, a WeChat status popped up. It was from Zhao Bingqian, the little sprite: ”need-just-word, word-has-word.”

Damn, is she making fun of my poor English? What does this even mean? It kind of sounds nonsensical?

Unable to contain his curiosity, Ye Haochuan immediately left a comment: ”What does that mean?”

After waiting for a while, Zhao Bingqing, the little sprite, sent a WeChat message without any text, just a smug smiling emoji.

”What did your status mean just now?” Ye Haochuan pressed.

”Geez, don’t you understand? It means ’What’s yours is mine, and what’s mine is still mine.’ Uncle, you’re so out,” she replied.

Ye Haochuan broke out in a sweat, realizing that was her meaning.

”Uncle, I miss you,” Zhao Bingqing’s message followed, with a pouty face emoji added.

”Little sprite, are you missing me or missing my little brother?” Ye Haochuan followed up with a naughty emoticon.

”Hehe, both. Uncle, I’m in a really bad mood today, come quickly, I’ve learned quite a few new positions.”

Shit, new positions?

Ye Haochuan’s eyes lit up but then he shook his head immediately. Damn, your sister has a big misunderstanding about me. Visiting you for a fling is literally asking for trouble!

”Sigh, I probably can’t make it tonight, little darling.”

Ye Haochuan racked his brains for an excuse and finally managed to brush off the little sprite.

However, to appease her, he ended up chatting with her for over an hour until she finally calmed down.

At that point, Ye Haochuan too felt sleepy and climbed into bed to sleep.

Who knows how long he had slept when someone appeared by the bed. Ye Haochuan groggily opened his eyes, saw Han Xue’er, and then wrapped his arms around her slim waist and fell back to sleep,

The next morning, Ye Haochuan went to the hospital to work and was busy until ten o’clock. Just as he was about to close the door and start cultivating, a figure rushed in: ”Brother Ye, don’t rush to close the door, I need your help.”