School Beauty's Personal Crazy Young Master

Chapter 333: Chapter 380: Love Rival?

Chen Nan reached out and touched her forehead, ”You don’t have a fever, Sister Yun, did something upset you?”

”Annoying...”

Yun Fei’s voice was coquettishly soft as she lightly slapped away his hand and rolled her eyes, ”Heartless guy, before you were all ’my beloved consort’ and now when I ask you to marry me, you start calling me Sister Yun.”

Chen Nan took a step back, ”That was all just for fun, you didn’t take it seriously, did you?”

”But, your concubine has taken it seriously,” Yun Fei looked at him with puppy-like eyes, ”Nan, do you really have the heart to hurt a woman who loves you deeply?”

”I...”

A million grass-mud horses galloped through Chen Nan’s heart.

A woman deeply in love with him? Yun Fei? Wasn’t this a bit too outrageous!

Staring at Yun Fei, Chen Nan tentatively asked, ”Are you sure you’re not upset by something? Like... got pregnant by someone else who won’t take responsibility, so you want me to take the fall?”

”Look at what you’re saying. Am I such a person?”

Chen Nan patted his forehead, somewhat speechless, ”Then why on earth do you suddenly want to marry me? I’m a man of principles. What are you really trying to say?”

Seeing that she had teased Chen Nan about enough, Yun Fei couldn’t help but let out a giggle.

”Alright, I’ll stop teasing you,” Yun Fei said, ”I actually just need your help with something, like getting a *********. Ever since I had you pretend to be my boyfriend last time, my mom has been urging us to get married soon, so I need to get a fake certificate to appease her for now.”

Chen Nan snorted disdainfully, ”Why should I help you if you’re not going to sleep with me?”

”I...”

Yun Fei felt an urge to hit someone; how could he be so shameless?

The moment he opened his mouth, he wanted her to sleep with him, without a hint of embarrassment, truly a complete beast!

”What about you? Finish your sentence!” Chen Nan touched her face with a devilish grin, ”My beloved consort, if word of us getting a marriage certificate gets out, it’ll damage my reputation. You’ve got to compensate me somehow, right?”

Yun Fei clenched her teeth, struggling to contain her anger, and showed a devastatingly charming smile, ”Oh, look at you, it’s just sleeping together for a bit, no big deal, right? Once we’ve got the fake certificate sorted out, I’ll come back and sleep with you immediately, how’s that?”

Chen Nan rubbed his nose and chuckled slyly, ”Do you think I’m a fool? Once you get your hands on the fake certificate, you’ll probably deny everything, won’t you?”

”Am I such a person?”

Yun Fei stamped her foot and batted her eyelashes flirtatiously at Chen Nan.

”Aren’t you that kind of person? Do you even remember how many times you’ve welshed on me?” Chen Nan said with a lip-curl.

Yun Fei covered her face, acting bashfully, ”Don’t say that, I’m so shy and my skin is so thin.”

”Damn!”

Chen Nan felt a wave of heavenly thunder rolling over him and couldn’t help but curse, ”Your skin is thicker than the Great Wall; you still have the nerve to say it’s thin, are you going to keep your demon face or not?”

”You jerk, you’re the one with thick skin!”

Yun Fei pointed at Chen Nan’s nose, looking as furious as a little mother cat with its tail stepped on.

Chen Nan sighed, ”It’s hard to be a person, even harder to be a good one. I’m just telling the truth, and now you want to eat me alive, truly, honesty is met with repugnance!”

”Ahhh!”

Yun Fei screamed in fury and bit down hard on Chen Nan, ”I’ll bite you to death, you bastard!”

Chen Nan quickly let go and stepped back, ”Don’t, don’t, don’t, good dogs don’t bite, and if you bite, you’re not a good dog.”

”You’re not a good dog at all!”

Yun Fei retorted without thinking and only after did she realize something was off. If he wasn’t a good dog, was she implying that she was?

”That’s right, good doggy, be nice, don’t bite, I’ll give you a bone later,” Chen Nan said with a grin.

”Chen Nan, damn you!”

Yun Fei, furious, grabbed the wireless keyboard in front of her computer and lunged at Chen Nan.

Seeing things turn sour, Chen Nan immediately turned tail and ran. But as unpredictable as the weather, as he reached the door, a fragrant breeze assailed his nostrils, and then—

”Ah!”

A woman’s scream sounded as he collided full force with Su Yixuan, who had just entered.

Due to Chen Nan’s speed, which in terms of physics means great kinetic energy, he knocked Su Yixuan flat on her back, and he himself landed on top of her, his teeth landing precisely on her chest.

”Yi...”

Su Yixuan shook in pain, drawing a sharp breath.

Yun Fei, who was chasing after Chen Nan with the keyboard, was stunned at the scene before her—

”Sister, are your breasts alright?”

Yun Fei threw down the keyboard and hurriedly pushed Chen Nan off, ”You ass, let go! Will you be able to afford it if you damage them?”

Chen Nan was utterly enchanted by Su Yixuan’s virgin fragrance, and before his mind could react, he was pushed away by Yun Fei. He quickly stood up and awkwardly scratched his head, saying, ”Yixuan, you... are you okay?”

While speaking, his eyes darted towards Su Yixuan, clearly asking if her chest was alright.

”With such a hard bite, how could I be okay?”

Yun Fei said irritably, rolling her eyes at him while helping Su Yixuan to her feet.

”No, it’s nothing, I’m fine.”

Su Yixuan said she was fine, but her heart was feeling quite gloomy. I mean, seriously, he almost bit it off. How could that be okay?

Chen Nan was rather speechless. Yun Fei really was something, biting someone else’s chest and making such a fuss. Wasn’t this meddling in other people’s business?

”I’m really sorry, I didn’t know you would come in.” Chen Nan apologized with a contrite expression: ”Just now, Yun sister went crazy and grabbed the keyboard to chase after me. I had no choice but to run for my life, and I didn’t expect to run straight into you.”

”Chen Xiaonan, you’re gonna die, you’re the crazy one!” Yun Fei pointed at Chen Nan’s nose, her face full of anger.

Chen Nan shot her a glance: ”What’re you yelling about? Did I talk to you?”

”You you you!”

”You what? You’re acting like a lunatic. I’m talking to Yixuan, go chill out over there.”

Watching these two bicker again, Su Yixuan offered a bitter smile: ”I just came over because I heard Yun Fei screaming, so I wanted to check it out. Since everything’s fine, you two continue arguing, I’m heading back to my room.”

Over to check things out and ended up getting bitten on the chest – could there be anything more unlucky than this? Su Yixuan was utterly depressed and hastily turned to leave.

...

In Huaxia, what’s the least scarce? Knock-off products!

Whether it’s mobile phones, computers, cars, currency, or whatnot, fake goods are everywhere, and IDs are no exception. Walking along the street, you can see the familiar two characters everywhere – ”ID-making”!

Since they had to look for the contact number to get an ID on the roadside, Chen Nan and Yun Fei didn’t drive out.

It was already 7 p.m, and the sky had darkened, but the rush hour wasn’t over yet, so there were still many pedestrians on the road.

As they walked, Chen Nan suddenly reached out and grabbed Yun Fei’s hand with an air of naturalness, as if he were holding his own woman’s hand.

Yun Fei frowned: ”What are you doing?”

Chen Nan scanned the surroundings and said, ”Look around, all those people are staring at me. It must be because I’m handsome. By holding your hand, I’m giving you some dignity, boosting your confidence a bit.”

Yun Fei rolled her eyes continuously, annoyed: ”They’re looking at me, okay? With your look, do you have any connection to the word handsome?”

She’d seen shameless people before, but never someone this shameless. Clearly, he was taking advantage of her and yet he said he was doing her a favor.

Chen Nan’s eyes grew fierce: ”My love, if you keep making such specious arguments, I might just let go. Don’t blame me for not giving you face then.”

”Go to hell, let go already!”

Yun Fei tried to pull her hand back, but Chen Nan still held it tightly.

”Forget it, considering you’re my beloved, I won’t stoop to your level.”

Yun Fei was completely speechless, simply ceasing to speak. It was obvious he was taking advantage, yet he spoke as if he were full of integrity, a scoundrel in gentleman’s clothing to the utmost degree.

Chen Nan kept quiet too.

Holding her soft and tender hand, he kneaded it from time to time, feeling quite comfortable.

Although Yun Fei felt taken advantage of, she didn’t argue with him, as getting the ID still required his presence, and she couldn’t afford to offend him.

”Yun Fei, out for a walk?”

Suddenly a Lamborghini pulled over to the side of the road. A man in his twenties got out from the car and ran over to Yun Fei.

Seeing this man, Yun Fei furrowed her brow slightly, a hint of displeasure on her face: ”Wang Zhikai, what do you want?”

”I’m out for a stroll too,” Wang Zhikai said with a bright smile. ”Didn’t expect to see you walking too, what a coincidence!”

Yun Fei, somewhat speechless, said: ”You’re driving out for a walk?”

This Wang Zhikai was a rich second-generation, his father the boss of a large company. Because his father’s company had some business cooperation with Su Yixuan’s company, he’d seen Yun Fei once by chance; since then, he’d been coming to the company every day to send flowers to Yun Fei, nearly driving her mad.

”This...”

Wang Zhikai laughed awkwardly: ”If you don’t mind, how about I join you for the walk?”

”I do mind!”

The one who spoke was Chen Nan. Wang Zhikai had been sticking close to Yun Fei from the get-go, completely ignoring him. This made him feel very frustrated, especially since he was holding Yun Fei’s hand at that moment!

It was as if Wang Zhikai had noticed Chen Nan for the first time and asked with confusion, ”And who is this?”

”I’m her man!”

Chen Nan pulled Yun Fei’s hand up unapologetically and declared.