School Beauty's Personal Crazy Young Master

Chapter 303: Chapter 343 Jiang Xiaomi’s Phone Call_2

”Didn’t you say you were drugged and needed me to save you? How come you’re perfectly fine now?”

”Well, about that...”

Jiang Xiaomi scratched her head guiltily and chuckled, ”Actually, it was my cousin who wanted to see you.”

Jiang Xiaomi’s cousin?

Chen Nan was startled, ”Hua Xiaoyan, that Evil Woman?”

”Yes!”

”Am I that close to her?” Chen Nan glanced around, ”Where is she? What does she want with me?”

”I don’t care how close you are with her, as long as you’re close with me. Look, there she is,” Jiang Xiaomi pouted discontentedly, pointing to the left.

Following where Jiang Xiaomi pointed, Chen Nan instantly felt dazzled.

”You lecher, is she that captivating?”

Thumping Chen Nan on the arm, Jiang Xiaomi looked visibly jealous.

”Of course she’s captivating, otherwise why would I look at her?” Chen Nan replied unabashedly.

Jiang Xiaomi puffed out her chest, thinking, am I not pretty enough?

She said somewhat gloomily, ”Where do I fall short compared to her? Sitting next to you and you’re still staring at her, hmph!”

Chen Nan touched his nose and critiqued like an expert, ”She’s better than you in every way, longer legs, bigger breasts, even a slimmer waist, especially more feminine than you.”

Jiang Xiaomi felt infuriated, ”Ahhh, damn cousin, get over here quickly, I’m so frustrated!”

Hua Xiaoyan walked over giggling, sat down opposite Chen Nan, and laughed, ”Why even pretend to be innocent? You don’t fancy my Mimi, so how about I be your girlfriend instead?”

Chen Nan paused, then smiled slyly, ”Look, Yan’er, you are already my woman, haven’t you forgotten that we already have two kids who can even fetch soy sauce!”

Hua Xiaoyan clearly didn’t expect this kind of answer from Chen Nan, so rolled her eyes and said, ”Cut it out, I’ve heard all about it from Mimi—you’re just a fearfully lecherous guy, all talk no action.”

Chen Nan shrugged and stayed silent.

Hua Xiaoyan smiled sweetly, ”Seriously though, I felt quite sorry about what happened today, so I specifically asked you out tonight for a few drinks.”

Chen Nan couldn’t help but feel this sounded a bit fishy, ”This is asking me out? Seems more like tricking me out!

”Hey, why fret over the details?” Hua Xiaoyan’s voice was sweet, filled with charm, ”Anyway, we won’t return unless we’re drunk tonight, and I’m footing the bill, that should show some sincerity, right?”

Chen Nan laughed heartily, ”With free drinks and the company of a beautiful woman, how can I refuse such a deal without being worse than a beast?”

”So you finally admit that I’m a beautiful woman?”

Jiang Xiaomi, excited, grabbed Chen Nan’s arm and swung it vigorously.

Chen Nan looked at her and sighed deeply, ”Girl, you misunderstood; I was referring to your cousin as the beautiful woman. As for you, at best you’re just plain Jane.”

”You, you, you!”

Jiang Xiaomi trembled with anger, nearly losing her cool.

She was also celebrated as a campus belle, yet when Chen Nan said it, suddenly she was reduced to plain Jane, and at best at that, meaning she wasn’t even up to plain Jane!

”Chen, can’t you speak nicely for once?” Jiang Xiaomi roared.

Chen Nan touched his nose, ”I’ve always been speaking normally, couldn’t you understand? Or perhaps, you don’t understand human language?”

”Damn it!”

”Your curses can’t change the facts. Besides, as a young lady, would it kill you to be a bit gentler?”

”Gentle, my foot!” Jiang Xiaomi completely lost it and grabbed two bottles of opened Whiskey, handing one to Chen Nan, ”Cut the crap, if you have the guts, drink it down in one go!”

Chen Nan shrugged, ”If I remember correctly, you lost the last time we had a drinking contest, right?”

”This time I’ll definitely get you drunk!”

Jiang Xiaomi swore so and then tilted her head back and started drinking.

Whiskey is a strong liquor, almost on par with white spirits. Jiang Xiaomi gulped it down, and in just over ten seconds, she finished an entire bottle—a level of drinking that few women, no,

accurately speaking, even most men couldn’t match!

”You drink, why aren’t you drinking?” Jiang Xiaomi said anxiously, staring at Chen Nan as if she were eager for him to drink.

Chen Nan gave a bitter smile, shook his head, then grabbed the bottle and poured it into his mouth.

However, as soon as a mouthful of liquor touched his lips, Chen Nan furrowed his brows. Despite the strong flavor of the alcohol, it couldn’t mask the faint taste of sedatives.

Chen Nan finally understood. No wonder the bottle was opened early; Jiang Xiaomi had tampered with it. Combining this with her eager expression earlier, Chen Nan became even more certain of his conjecture.

No wonder she invited me to drink in the middle of the night, the intention wasn’t in the wine!

Although Chen Nan understood what was happening, he didn’t stop and gulped down the drink. In a few breaths, he had finished the entire bottle of strong liquor.

Knowing well about the sedatives yet still drinking, it wasn’t that Chen Nan was unaware of dangers, but for him, these sedatives were simply no match; all he needed to do was to ”refine” them with his Inner Strength once ingested.

I really want to see what tricks you’re trying to play!

Chen Nan sneered internally, then continued to chat and fool around with the sisters for a while before pretending to wobble his head: ”What’s happening to me? I only had one bottle but I feel so dizzy!”

The conspiracy was successful!

The cousins looked at each other and smiled, overjoyed.

Jiang Xiaomi muttered to herself in secret: ”You jerk, you saw my body, snapped my nude pictures, and still refuse to be my man; just wait and see how I torture you later!”

As for Hua Xiaoyan, she was also plotting her revenge against Chen Nan.

”You jerk, you dared to pinch my chest until it hurt in the office. Wait and see, grandma here will make your balls ache so bad you’ll never forget it. Let’s see if you dare to bully women after this!”

Chen Nan wouldn’t understand the thoughts of these sisters.

His eyes rolled, then he slumped down onto the table, pretending to pass out.

”All set, all set!”

Jiang Xiaomi said excitedly with a look of thrill on her face, ”Big sis, your method really works!”

”Of course, I have read ’The Thirty-Six Stratagems’ after all,” Hua Xiaoyan said proudly.

After discussing briefly, Hua Xiaoyan went to book a room on the third floor, while Jiang Xiaomi, carrying Chen Nan on her back, made her way to the third floor, step by step.

”This guy is so heavy!”

Having reached the second floor, Jiang Xiaomi, holding the stair railing for support, started to breathe heavily.

There was an elevator in the bar, but because of the many people using it, and Jiang Xiaomi being impatient, she opted for the stairs instead.

”Give me more drink, I want to drink more, I’m not drunk...”

Chen Nan, on Jiang Xiaomi’s back, pretended to be groggy and started groping her randomly, which nearly drove Jiang Xiaomi to tears.

”Give me the drink, huh? Why is this cup so soft...”

In his drunken spoof, Chen Nan grabbed Jiang Xiaomi’s nose and yanked it several times.

”Stop messing around, that’s not a cup, damn it!” Jiang Xiaomi supported herself on the railing, trying to pry Chen Nan’s hand away, but he held on tight, unwilling to let go.

”Don’t steal my cup, I still want to drink.”

Chen Nan yelled about the ’cup,’ pulling at Jiang Xiaomi’s nose forcefully.

Jiang Xiaomi felt a strong urge to hit someone as her nose throbbed in pain...

”You bastard, I must have owed you in my past life. It was already bad enough that you took those pictures, now that I’ve got you drugged, I still have to endure this torment,” Jiang Xiaomi murmured to herself, one hand on Chen Nan’s thigh, the other clutching the railing, she slowly made her way up to the third floor.

After struggling for two minutes, Jiang Xiaomi finally reached the third floor.

”Stop grabbing my face, this is not a cup!”

Leaning against the wall, Jiang Xiaomi grabbed Chen Nan’s hand and pushed hard a few times before she managed to free herself and continued walking with him on her back.

This girl does have some strength!

Chen Nan thought, then remorselessly actuated his Inner Strength and executed the Thousand Jin Fall technique.

In an instant, Chen Nan’s body seemingly gained hundreds of pounds, causing Jiang Xiaomi to stagger and fall right to the ground with a thud.

”Ouch, my chest is flattened, it hurts so much!”

Jiang Xiaomi lay on the ground with Chen Nan on her back. She struggled to move her body, feeling utterly frustrated as she wondered why he suddenly became so much heavier.