Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 155: Chapter 154: Life is a Tragedy

Lin Zifeng poured himself a cup of tea, a playful arc slowly forming on his face as he watched the middle-aged, obese man take Zhao Xuemo to the café next door.

Chapter 154 Life Is a Tragedy

Lin Zifeng poured himself a cup of tea, a playful arc slowly forming on his face as he watched the middle-aged, obese man take Zhao Xuemo to the café next door.

Initially, he just wanted to watch out of curiosity; however, Zhao Xuemo had barely entered when, about fifteen minutes later, Lin Zifeng’s dishes hadn’t even been completely served. He saw Sun Xiaonao, in a great hurry, leading several middle-aged, potbellied men with various disgusting hair colors furiously walking this way. Led by Sun Xiaonao, a group of furious women surrounded the Porsche Zhao Xuemo had just been sitting in.

From a distance and through the glass, Lin Zifeng couldn’t clearly hear what these women were saying. However, having received special military training, he could roughly discern their intent just by reading their lips.

Still, just lip-reading wasn’t enough to fully understand, especially since it was too far away and Sun Xiaonao was wearing sunglasses, her back to Lin Zifeng’s line of sight.

But from the looks of those fat women’s lips, it apparently wasn’t anything good.

The women had surrounded the Porsche for almost ten minutes without seeing the owner come out, and ultimately they could not wait any longer.

Sun Xiaonao drove off ahead, while the furious fat women rushed into the café as if they were on some strong stimulant.

All the while, their mouths spouted unclean curses.

Lin Zifeng was eating his meal while keeping an eye on the situation outside.

Seeing those fat women rushing into the café, Lin Zifeng silently cursed in his mind, thinking that it seemed Sun Xiaonao couldn’t get through the day without stirring up some trouble.

”Brother Lin, come on, let’s go!”

It was as if these guys hadn’t eaten in years; as soon as the dishes were served, they devoured them in no time, quickly clearing almost everything off the table.

Fortunately, Lin Zifeng’s pockets were still deep. The meals had just been served, but these guys drank fiercely. Although Tianyu Group strictly forbade drinking during work hours, fortunately, their positions were different. Drinking a bit of alcohol was not an issue as long as no one mentioned it.

”Brother Lin! I’ll drink this toast to you first.”

Zheng Liang was a brawny man who didn’t really know how to say nice or nasty things. He just lifted his drink and downed it, a straightforward kind of guy. From the time Lin Zifeng had arrived at Tianyu, there had been some misunderstandings at first,

but after getting to know Lin Zifeng over these days, Zheng Liang had come to greatly admire him. Now, if anyone dared to speak ill of Lin Zifeng, either inside the company or out, Zheng Liang would definitely pick up a weapon and fight. That was the genuine reliability of a man from the Northeast.

Seeing everyone was happy, Lin Zifeng couldn’t be vague. He drank several toasts in succession, which really burned his throat.

The quality of the liquor can only be judged by the taste it leaves after hitting the stomach.

While eating, Lin Zifeng suddenly felt the urge to urinate. He apologized to the security brothers and then headed to the restroom at the back of the restaurant, staggering half-drunk on his way to the toilet. As for Zhao Xuemo from the public relations department, Lin Zifeng didn’t want to bother with her. It was better to mind his own business, especially since he was not familiar with her. There was no need to play the clichéd hero saving the damsel in distress. He might as well just eat his food, drink his liquor, and mind his own pee...

Just as he entered the restroom and unzipped his pants, there stood a tall and bulky guy next to him. This fellow was quite big, but his ”little brother” was hardly noticeable compared to his bear-like stature; it was like a tiny cardamom seed.

But this guy looked like the type who wouldn’t back down. When he noticed Lin Zifeng glancing at his privates, his temper flared, and he began to pee forcefully into the urinal.

It was both laughable and frustrating that he started trying to out-pee Lin Zifeng!

I have seen weirdos, but I have never seen this kind of weirdo—who conducts a peeing contest?

Even more melodramatic, on this scorching hot day, there were indeed quite a few flies. Even though the restaurant’s bathroom was remarkably clean, cleaner than most people’s kitchens, there were still a few flies. Hilariously, the guy was blasting his pee at a fly, dazed by the urine, as if he were drunk, his neck reddening as he laughed raucously all the while.

Poor little fly, getting shot disoriented, just like it was drunk.

Finally, after the guy finished peeing, he was just about to zip his pants up, a cold smirk curling on his face toward Lin Zifeng. But who knew, the fly, tough as a roach, sprang up and shot straight into the guy’s mouth like a missile!

In an instant, the guy was dumbfounded.

His hands tightly clutched his neck, his face contorted in extreme redness, and he rushed outside even without pulling his pants up properly.

Of course! Some onlooker, just smiled.

Life is full of posturing, and it’s pitiful that for some, their posturing ends tragically—totally self-sought misery.

With the peeing done, Lin Zifeng was about to head out, thinking of having a drink with some security guard buddies, but just as he stepped out, his pants not yet fully up, a soft noise came from the cubicle toilet!

And there was the sound of a woman gasping—it was a moment that made Lin Zifeng uncomfortable.

Could it be that even this bathroom was prepped for a battle?

With numerous questions, Lin Zifeng took a closer look. Suddenly, the stall door was pushed open—a familiar face that could captivate a nation appeared, drenched, staring blankly into Lin Zifeng’s eyes.

Startled, Lin Zifeng quickly pulled up his pants and tucked his ’buddy’ away, but unfortunately, he only managed to half-hide it before she saw everything. Instantly, her pale face flushed red, but it lasted only a moment before she regained her usual composure.

Seeing the owner of the face, Lin Zifeng was horrified. It was Zhao Xuemo from the public relations department!

Wasn’t he just in the cafe next door? How did he end up in the men’s bathroom of the restaurant?

But who knew that in Zhonghai City center, where every inch of land was worth its weight in gold, the restaurant’s bathrooms and the café’s bathrooms were interconnected.

People from both sides could come here to relieve themselves, yet now Zhao Xuemo had actually run into the men’s bathroom. Surprised, Lin Zifeng’s gaze swiftly caught sight of coffee residue splattered on her business skirt.

When Zhao Xuemo first saw Lin Zifeng, she was also surprised. Although they had met briefly before, due to the disparity in their positions, Zhao Xuemo had never really taken notice of this type of man. However, seeing Lin Zifeng in a Tianyu security uniform made her inner turmoil suddenly burst into chaos, unsure of what to do next.

Knowing Zhao Xuemo’s current predicament, Lin Zifeng ultimately decided to lend a hand. She had been wrongly accused as a mistress and was cornered by someone, and that person who caused her trouble was definitely that Sun Xiaonao.