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Just as the three women were growing incredibly worried, Zhao Rong pulled his phone from his pocket. He opened the Paradise Shopping Cart app and announced, ”This won’t do. I have to buy a missile disruptor from the Paradise Shopping Cart right now. Otherwise, my Cosmic Black Hole Explosion Bomb will definitely be intercepted by the Iron Dome System the Avatars just launched.”

The mention of a missile disruptor immediately piqued the interest of the three women and the assistant.

”Zhao Rong, hurry up and buy a missile disruptor!” Lili urged. ”Otherwise, your cosmic explosion bomb will definitely be intercepted by the Avatars!”

Yu Lan anxiously watched the two bombs racing side-by-side across the sky. ”You have to buy one now!” she said, her voice filled with worry. ”Look, that Iron Dome System is relentlessly chasing your Cosmic Black Hole Explosion Bomb!”

Xuelian was even more concerned. ”Zhao Rong, a missile disruptor has to be installed on the tail of the missile, and it has to fire countermeasures. Even if you buy one online, how are you going to attach it to the tail of the Cosmic Black Hole Explosion Bomb?”

Listening to the three women, Zhao Rong quickly dispelled their doubts. ”Lili, Yu Lan, Xuelian, you’re missing the point. The missile disruptors from the Paradise Shopping Cart are incredibly simple and portable. As soon as I buy one, I just have to toss it into the air, and it will disrupt the Avatars’ Iron Dome System.”

With that, Zhao Rong immediately placed his order in the Paradise Shopping Cart. For the delivery method, he chose Quantum Express, which was even faster than a delivery cannon. The moment he completed his purchase, a package materialized at his feet.

He began to open it, a smile playing on his lips as he spoke to the three women and the assistant. ”Watch closely. The moment I take out this missile disruptor, your minds will be blown.”

Hearing this, Lili guessed that the device must be incredibly advanced. ”Zhao Rong,” she said, ”I bet the missile disruptor you bought from the Paradise Shopping Cart is extremely sophisticated. It must have some kind of black-ops technology, comparable to America’s Patriot missile disruptor.”

Yu Lan recalled scenes she’d watched on TV of America using Patriot missiles to intercept Iraqi Flying Legs missiles. ”As long as Zhao Rong has this disruptor,” she said with a laugh, ”it won’t matter how amazing the Avatars’ Iron Dome System is! They’ll never be able to stop the Cosmic Black Hole Explosion Bomb he launched!”

Xuelian cheered him on. ”Zhao Rong, open it quickly! I’ll be right here rooting for you! I can’t wait to see your disruptor interfere with the Avatars’ Iron Dome System, and then watch the Cosmic Black Hole Explosion Bomb you threw turn their space fortress into a pile of dust!”

However, when Zhao Rong finally pulled the so-called sophisticated, high-tech disruptor from the package, the three women and the assistant all collapsed to the ground in disbelief.

Lili stared at the plastic whistle in his hand, completely bewildered. ”Zhao Rong, we told you to buy a disruptor. Why did you buy a plastic whistle? How could this possibly disrupt the Avatars’ Iron Dome System?”

Yu Lan was just as baffled. ”We’re not training carrier pigeons, Zhao Rong,” she said. ”Why did you buy a whistle?”

Xuelian was also perplexed. ”I just don’t get it, Zhao Rong. Can a whistle really stop those missiles from intercepting the Cosmic Black Hole Explosion Bomb you launched?”

Listening to the women, Zhao Rong blew a sharp note on the whistle and explained with a smile, ”Lili, Yu Lan, Xuelian, you’re mistaken. This thing in my mouth isn’t a whistle. It’s a disruptor.” With that, he aimed the whistle at the interceptor missiles streaking towards them from the Iron Dome System. The moment he blew it, the interceptors immediately veered off course, their flight paths becoming completely erratic.

The women had been watching in terror as the missiles were about to reach the Cosmic Black Hole Explosion Bomb. But when Zhao Rong blew the whistle and the interceptors suddenly changed direction, they were all struck dumb with astonishment.

Lili cried out in disbelief, ”Zhao Rong, this is so weird! Are those interceptor missiles a bunch of cobras? Do they just dance for you when you play your flute?”

Zhao Rong explained, ”Miss Lili, what you don’t realize is that the Iron Dome System intercepts missiles by using a sonic wave system to pinpoint their location, orientation, speed, and trajectory. However, when I blow this special whistle, it emits an extremely powerful sonic wave that jams the Iron Dome’s interceptors. That’s why their flight paths change so quickly. Their sonar feedback is being completely scrambled.”

Hearing this, Lili finally understood.

Beside her, a curious Yu Lan asked, ”Zhao Rong, even if you use the whistle’s sound waves to jam these Iron Dome interceptors, won’t the Avatars just recalculate and try to intercept it a second time?”

Blowing the whistle rapidly, Zhao Rong laughed. ”Creatures as smart as the Avatars will definitely recalculate and launch a second interception. Look over there! That rain of missiles is their second attempt.”

When Yu Lan saw thousands upon thousands of interceptor missiles raining down toward Zhao Rong’s Cosmic Black Hole Explosion Bomb, her eyes went wide with terror. She cried out in horror, ”Zhao Rong, there are so many of them! With a missile shower like that coming to intercept your Cosmic Black Hole Explosion Bomb, they’re bound to succeed! What do we do?”

Xuelian was also filled with dread. ”Facing a storm of interceptors from the Iron Dome System, I don’t know if Zhao Rong’s Cosmic Black Hole Explosion Bomb can survive this and complete its mission.”