Reborn As Super Heiress

”Nowadays, female folks just go for the practicality; two faces before and after marriage, demands for bride price before marriage, financial management after marriage.”

”Oh, brother, that doesn’t mean anything. Nowadays, technology is rising and your brain can be pieced together with my backside on the internet. Bill Gates can kiss Yang Guifei, and Qin Shi Huang can cuddle with Britney Spears.”

”A car hits a wall, and you know to turn; stocks rise, and you know to buy; make a mistake, get sentenced, and you’re remorseful; snot reaches your mouth, then you think to wipe, ay?”

The lines read by the skit performers flow smoothly, one humorous punchline after another is tossed out, and the audience is amused by this skit, causing them to pause and then burst into laughter.

”Cracked me up! Lin Yongjian has small eyes, Qiao Kun said his little look was kind of unlawful, and also said that how his eyes grew indicates it’s his zodiac year, hahaha, must it be so funny?”

”And that line, saying that locksmithing is a profession, while the non-professional group has all gone inside!”

”Don’t you find this line hilarious too? Nowadays, couples don’t necessarily live together, and those who live together aren’t necessarily couples.”

”Lin Yongjian, Qiao Kun, and Gong Hanlin are all seasoned skit performers, so a skit like this reflects their usual standard, I’m not surprised at all, but what delighted me was Miss Magic, Huo Sining!”

”That’s right, didn’t you notice? Huo Sining interacted with Qiao Kun throughout the performance, yet she didn’t stumble, her lines were smooth, and she portrayed the character of a middle-aged woman seamlessly, her allure and manner perfectly blended with the role, without seeming out of place at all.”

”Exactly, I watched from start to finish without disconnecting from the scene. Although Huo Sining didn’t have much screen time, I must admit she grasped the character well, seamlessly collaborating with Qiao Kun’s performance, it completely didn’t look like a last-minute replacement. Her skill demands respect!”

”Haha, those waiting to see Huo Sining’s joke, you can take a break now, she’s immensely talented, such minor hardships won’t faze her a bit!”

”Got slapped again, didn’t you? Earlier I saw several big influencers predicting the show would go wrong; now why are they all silent, weren’t they the ones fueling drama? Why not speak up now?”

”That Yao Yujia even bet, promising she would eat feces on stream if Huo Sining didn’t bomb the show. Now, with her performance splendid on stage, Yao Yujia dare not show her face, what a coward!”

Over there, Huo Sining and Qiao Kun’s skit had concluded, and they were taking their bows on stage. Amidst the audience’s uproarious laughter, they didn’t forget to applaud as well, some laughed until their stomachs hurt, while others nearly fell off their chairs.

Weibo was buzzing, and within the short hour and a half, Huo Sining performed two segments on the Spring Festival Gala stage. Though in the second skit she was just a supporting character, everyone could see she supported Qiao Kun with great skill, her acting did not lose to other actresses.

Furthermore, Huo Sining’s role came with a major precondition, which was that she only had less than five hours of preparation time from accepting the skit to taking the stage.

Even skit masters like Zhao Bensan and Pan Chenjiang showed their support on Weibo, offering generous praise.

”Despite inadequate preparation, Huo Sining showed great perception; having a twenty-year-old girl act a middle-aged woman challenged her, but she truly lived up to expectations, showing the best state!”

”Being able to memorize lines, contemplate the performance in just these short five hours, and finally present such a performance is truly remarkable. I think Huo Sining has great talent; if she wishes, I’d be willing to make an exception and accept a female disciple as a student.”

Pan Chenjiang’s words left many in the industry astounded, as everyone knew of his achievements in the skit scene over the years, ranking as the second skit master after Zhao Bensan. However, he had a rule that he didn’t take in female disciples, adhering to this principle over the years. Now, willing to make an exception for Huo Sining, how could this not be shocking?

But soon some laughed at him in the comments under his Weibo.

”Trying to pick up a bargain, are you? Huo Sining’s capabilities are no small matter; taking her as a disciple, honestly speaking, the one gaining here isn’t Huo Sining, but you, Teacher Pan!”

Pan Chenjiang didn’t offer an explanation. He posted the tweet genuinely because he appreciated Huo Sining’s talent, yet he clearly knew his open invitation to Huo Sining was unlikely to get a response from her.

Pan Chenjiang was present at the Spring Festival site, naturally witnessing what transpired near Chief Lu and the other elders’ seating. Earlier, when these elders arrived, that young girl named Huo Sining was sitting right beside them, accompanying them. From their expressions, it was evident the girl held close relations with the Lu Family and other chiefs, indicating her background was more complex than rumors suggested.

Pan Chenjiang was happy to present good favor, though he wasn’t speaking fabrications. Huo Sining indeed displayed extraordinary performance abilities. He posted the tweet out of appreciation, yet he knew her status wouldn’t allow her to respond to it.

With the skit concluded, Huo Sining and Qiao Kun, along with other veteran actors, headed backstage to remove their makeup where Han Wen was already waiting. Seeing Huo Sining and the others come out, Han Wen eagerly welcomed them.

”Teacher Qiao, you all worked hard!” Han Wen’s expression was somewhat excited as she breathed a sigh of relief, her tension easing greatly.

Qiao Kun finally smiled, glanced at his two veteran comrades behind him with a wry smile, ”Hardly, but this did make me break a sweat with nerves!”

Beside him, Gong Hanlin instinctively wiped his sweaty forehead, laughing heartily, ”Indeed, though this isn’t my first Spring Festival Gala, my legs going weak from nerves is a first, just fearing something would go wrong midway!”

Lin Yongjian laughed, ”Our worrying doesn’t help, it’s little Huo Sining that’s composed, didn’t expect her to act it out so well with just those few hours of preparation. On stage, she was calm and collected, even more naturally than in the waiting room, truly impressive!”

As he spoke, the veteran actors turned to Han Wen, ”How’s your view from the audience?”

Han Wen couldn’t help but give a thumbs-up, ”Absolutely fantastic and exhilarating, incredibly perfect, flawless! Just now, the data monitoring room transmitted some news; if the estimates are correct, this skit might reach tonight’s highest viewership peak, and I suspect this program might top this year’s Spring Festival Gala!”