Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 147: Chapter 146 The Most Powerful Kiss in History

Chapter 146: The Fiercest Kiss in History

Under Lin Zifeng’s screams, more and more young men and women, as well as elderly men and women, gathered around. In China, trivial matters like this were even more attracting to the public. In just a short moment, dozens of onlookers had crowded around.

The crowd saw Su Ni pressing Lin Zifeng into a corner and began to accuse her of wrongdoing.

”This woman is too harsh, isn’t she? Going so hard on her own husband, if you married such a wife, how could you live a good life?”

”Exactly, I’d never find such a wife even if you killed me—that’s way too overbearing. Even if the husband goes out for some fun, they could talk it over at home, right? Instead, she doesn’t give him any face and treats her husband like this in public. It’s too violent.”

”Yeah, that’s true. I’ll make sure my son doesn’t end up with a girlfriend like that. Otherwise, what kind of life would he have? If she’s this harsh on her husband, imagine how much worse it would be for us elderly.”

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At this time, various accusations and discussions were buzzing, especially from the elderlies; some even stepped forward out of a sense of injustice for Lin Zifeng.

After all, as men, born with an Adam’s apple, how could we let women treat us like this? Even if the person involved can tolerate it, we bystanders can’t stand it!

”Hey! Madam officer, even if you have to deal with your husband, you can’t punish him in front of so many people, can you? Whatever it is, can’t you just talk it out at home? Why don’t you give any face to your husband? He’s still a big man, after all. Listen to me, take your husband home and talk things slowly, all right?”

By now, Su Ni was nearly beside herself with anger. The ”ultimate move” Lin Zifeng had talked about turned out to be this kind of despicable tactic, especially his pig-slaughter-like screams which were heartbreakingly pitiful; even the young men and women among the onlookers felt sorry for him.

”Wife, I was wrong, isn’t that enough? I won’t go out for fun again. Today was really a misunderstanding, it wasn’t at all what you’re thinking. Can we talk about it at home, please? I’ll cook a nice meal for you tonight, prepare foot-washing water for you, and give you a massage. Isn’t that enough?”

Lin Zifeng was crying pitifully, snot and tears mixed together, looking as miserable as possible. Some men with similar experiences even started to feel sympathy for Lin Zifeng.

”You...!”

Su Ni’s pretty face turned furious, and the strength in her wrist increased even more.

”Ouch! My hand is about to break, wife! Even if I did something wrong, even if I wasn’t good, you shouldn’t treat me like this! I’ve admitted my fault, do you really want to twist my hand off?”

With just a little more force from Su Ni, Lin Zifeng’s cries became even louder.

”Miss, this is where you’re mistaken. Your husband is so good to you—cooking meals, giving you massages, and even preparing foot-washing water for you at night. Even if he did something wrong, you can’t be so unreasonable! Listen to me. There’s an old saying: ’A couple for a night, a hundred days of grace’. What can’t be resolved between husband and wife? Go home and sort it out properly; don’t let a moment of anger ruin your lifetime of happiness. Where would you find such a good man again?”

At that moment, a middle-aged woman couldn’t bear Su Ni’s violence any longer. Drawing from her own experience, she even felt sorry for Lin Zifeng. If she had had such a good husband in the past, how happy she would have been.

”Auntie, please save me, my hand’s about to be twisted off by my wife,” seeing his lifeline approaching, Lin Zifeng hurriedly clung to it.

This guy really considered himself something special, actually managing to give such a lifelike performance.

Su Ni finally could no longer endure the accusations from the crowd and had to let go of Lin Zifeng’s wrist, coldly saying, ”You win! Just remember this, if you ever get caught by me again, I’ll make you regret it.”

Under the watchful eyes of so many, Su Ni couldn’t stand the public’s reproach. Her pretty little face was now blotched with purple and green, her round eyes brimming with rage. If it weren’t for the presence of so many people, she would have beaten Lin Zifeng into a pig-headed mess already.

Lin Zifeng, now unshackled, let out a cackle, ”Heh, wife, you actually look quite cute when you’re angry. If you could just give me a smile, I’m sure I’d fall head over heels for your ’police uniform skirt’.”

”Scram!”

Su Ni’s pretty eyes rounded in fury as she glared at Lin Zifeng. She thought that under her gaze Lin Zifeng would be scared, but to everyone’s surprise, he just laughed and told the crowd, ”My wife just has this type of personality, she’s actually a great person, just a bit impulsive at times. Especially at home, she’s simply awesome.”

What! Impulsive? Especially at home? Has this guy lost his mind? Is he really treating me like his wife?

Instantly, Su Ni’s face turned red again. She had just let go of him, thinking he would run away scared and then she would explain to everyone that things were not as they seemed. But unexpectedly, he was shamelessly snapping back at her. Did he really have no fear of death?

”What did you just say?”

Su Ni furiously placed her right hand on Lin Zifeng’s shoulder, signaling that if he dared to continue, she’d strangle him with one hand.

But, who knew, Lin Zifeng still had that shameless grin, laughing at the crowd, ”My wife loves joking with me. To show the love between my wife and me, I’ve decided to give everyone a demonstration.”

Lin Zifeng had scarcely finished his sentence when, as fast as lightning, he spun around and planted a fierce kiss right on Su Ni’s lips.

And what was most fatal was that Lin Zifeng deliberately extended his tongue forward. Under Su Ni’s shocked state, his tongue, like a winding Giant Dragon and nimble as a Spiritual Snake, hooked Su Ni’s tender tongue in an instant and lustily sucked on it. In just a brief moment, Su Ni was completely stunned, her Consciousness somewhat bewildered by Lin Zifeng’s proficient kissing skills, prompting a light moan from her.

Just this one kiss, fleeting as a spark from flint, showcased just how brilliant Lin Zifeng’s kissing skills were. He displayed his Ultimate Move instantly, and the onlooking crowd flushed with excitement, some even a little expectant and moved.

Most of all, they felt happy for Lin Zifeng.

”Ah, isn’t this much better? A young couple should be like this, why make a scene in the street? What a sight this has become. They say a couple fights at the head of the bed and makes up at the foot of it.”

An old couple who witnessed Lin Zifeng’s actions, especially his skilled kiss, had no choice but to believe in their relationship.

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