The Misfortune Adventure Of Dimensional Chat Group Owner

After finishing the deal with Obito, Kaito decides to let him go to do his insider job and help Itachi. He also doesn’t forget to ask where Obito got information about their whereabouts back then, and sure enough, Pain and Zetsu have paid some attention to them.

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Rolling over on the bed, Kaito, feeling mentally tired, opened a chat group to vent, and surprisingly, a lot of people were still online even though the time on the clock now shows 11 p.m.

[Owner]: ”Yo... I am done. That was exhausting.”

[Queen of Sekirei]: ”Welcome back, Kaito-kun.”

[Mage of Exodus]: ”Welcome back... How did it go?”

[Owner]: ”Well, Obito did join my peerage. He will help you lurk and get more hidden information inside Akatsuki @Uchiha Prodigy”

[Uchiha Prodigy]: ”Yes, Owner. Thank you.”

[Owner]: ”Make sure you cooperate with him and tell us if anything important happens.”

[Uchiha Prodigy]: ”I am understand. I also feel sorry unable to warn everyone about Akatsuki’s attack earlier.”

[Mage of Exodus]: ”It’s not your fault. I think that should be more Zetsu work.”

[Owner]: ”You are right, about that. As expected of Aika.”

[Mage of Exodus]: ”Fufufu, I am quite smart after all. Also congratulations on getting a new peerage member.”

[Baroque Works Leader]: ”Congratulations.”

[Queen of Sekirei]: ”Congratulations!”

[Owner Favorite Girl]: ”Congratulations, Kaito!”

[Mage of Exodus]: ”Honestly, I thought the new member would be more girl, but it seems you also have a fetish to collect Uchiha clan members.”

[Owner]: ”I won’t deny that. Their eye’s ability quite handy anyway.”

[Mage of Exodus]: ”Yeah, despite all the unfortunate events that happened today, you made a quite profit from it, Kaito. Obito is a good recruit for your peerage member.”

...

Aside from the part of his plan, Kaito is aware he is indeed attracted to Obito Kamui’s ability. Having peerage members who have space capabilities is always a good thing. 

More than that, Kaito believes that if Obito trains his Kamui abilities further, it would have much more potential than what it show in the original.

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[Owner]: ”Anyway, I see a lot of people are here?”

Checking the members who currently opened the chat group, Kaito found all members were online at the same time. On the member list, all of them show a green light which means all of them are here.

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[Mage of Exodus]: ”Not only me. Everyone in the chat group also has not slept yet.”

[Railgun Girl]: ”No way! We were curious what kind of plan do you have for this world.”

[Queen of Sekirei]: ”Especially when you decide to recruit one of the main villains to our camp, Kaito-kun.”

[Sekirei Number 7]: ”Yes.”

[God Tongue]: +1

[Caped Baldy]: +2

[SAO Developer]: +3

[Necromancer]: +4

[Musician of Red Hair Pirate]: +5

[SAO Top Blacksmith]: +6

[Elementary Grade Magical Girl]: +7

Seeing all the members present and wondering what he was planning, Kaito thought to use this opportunity to explain what he wanted to do.

[Owner]: ”Alright, since everyone is curious, I can explain what’s my plan for this world. Just think of this like our normal meeting. Is that okay?”

[Railgun Girl]: ”Ohh, first meeting inside the chat group!”

[God Tongue]: ”Usually, when we have a meeting, every member is required to gather in one place. It’s the first time we hold meetings via group chat completely.”

[Ohara Survivor]: ”At least you don’t need to cook anything for this meeting, Erina and Hisako.”

[God Tongue]: ”Well, I don’t feel like cooking anything at midnight either, so this is a good thing.”

[Mage of Exodus]: ”I am sorry Kaito you should start the meeting now otherwise I will fall asleep in the middle.”

[Owner]: ”Alright. Let’s start the meeting then.”

Looking at Aika’s message, Kaito who also feels quite tired agrees with her suggestion, and immediately starts the meeting. Not to mention sleeping late is a bad habit, especially when he remembers there is still a kid inside the chat group.

[Owner]: ”First, let me send you a memory about what I am doing with Obito.”

[Mage of Exodus]: ”Good. That would immediately answer most of our questions.”

[Railgun Girl]: ”Send it away, Kaito!”

[Owner]: ”Calm down, I am doing it.”

With the help of the chat group, Kaito immediately sent the required memory to the chat group which was then received by all online members. 

After a while, everyone was finally done reading his memory and most of them especially paid attention to Kaito’s attempt to revive Obito’s little lover.

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[SAO Developer]: ”I see, chat groups even have no problem reviving people from the dead. This is quite important information.”

[Mage of Exodus]: ”In case my brother and my ex failed to fulfill their fate, at least I can resurrect them huh?”

[Ohara Survivor]: ”Perhaps, I also... Everyone in Ohara...”

[Musician of Red Hair Pirates]: ”Elegia Island Resident.”

[Uchiha Prodigy]: ”Uchiha clan...”

[Owner]: ”Well, some of us might have someone you want to revive. I won’t prevent you to do so, but be careful because the cost is really expensive.”

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With so many group members in the chat group having tragic backstories, Kaito is not surprised that they have the desire to bring back the people they once loved.

There are so many villains who are obsessed with this, willing to do anything, that’s why Kaito reminds them about the costs. 

Except for him who has privilege as an Owner, hundreds of thousands of points is not a small amount to collect for any chat group member.

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[White Devil Partner]: ”@Owner, about mother and my sister... Can you help me?”

Seeing Fate’s chat, Kaito, who remembered that he promised to help her find her mother, immediately responded and reassured her that everything would be fine.

[Owner]: ”Remember what I said in SAO, @White Devil Partner? In the case of your mother, in the original, her whereabouts aren’t confirmed yet so I believe she is still alive.”

[Mage of Exodus]: ”I also think the same.”

[Necromancer]: ”Me too.”

[Owner]: ”I did promise you to help find her later. As for your sister, leave her resurrection to me! In the worst-case scenario, we can always have omnipotent power of points in the chat group to solve all our problems!”

[White Devil Partner]: ”Everyone... thank you... especially, for you Kaito Nii-san.”

[Elementary Grade Magical Girl]: ”I also promise to help! Just ask if you need my point, Kaito Nii-san!”

[Railgun Girl]: ”Me too!”

[SAO Developer]: ”I don’t mind helping if I can.”

[Queen of Sekirei]: ”Just ask if you need more points to do it, Kaito-kun.”

Almost all members were willing to take part in helping solve Fate’s problems, making Kaito feel happy because the chat group now really felt like a real family-- even though some of them couldn’t be called ”good” people. Kaito promises to help complete Fate as soon as Naruto’s world is finished because according to him finding the whereabouts of Fate’s mother is not a big problem with the help of points from the chat group.

Later in the future, the turnout became quite a complicated problem for Kaito to solve which made him quite busy for several days.

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[Owner]: ”Well, thanks for the offer everyone but that’s for later. But for now, let’s get on the topic... since I already feel sleepy.”

[Mage of Exodus]: ”I agree. Late-night sleep will affect our skin, so let’s finish it faster.”

[Elementary Grade Magical Girl]: ”Is that true? I don’t want my skin to get ruined.”

[Musician of Red Hair Pirates]: ”That’s true, Nanoha-chan. Hence, You shouldn’t often sleep late at night.”

[Owner]: ”Honestly, If you are still a normal human, yes. But is any of us considered a normal human being here?”

In Kaito’s opinion, with points from the chat group, members can buy and upgrade their physique or strength at any time so no one is an ordinary human here, even Lisbeth who just joined the group should have enough points to upgrade herself after accumulating for weeks.

[Mage of Exodus]: ”I guess I am indeed not human anymore.”

[Elementary Grade Magical Girl]: ”I am a magical girl...”

[God Tongue]: ”Even I have enhanced my physique with points these days, so the Owner was technically correct.”

[SAO Top Blacksmith]: ”Me too! Although it’s still quite a weak improvement!”

[SAO Developer]: ”Regardless, we should focus on the main topic. I also want to go back on researching, and I don’t have much time left to waste in here.”

Hearing Kayaba’s opinion, Kaito who indeed felt tired just wryly smiled and felt thankful toward him. Even though his answer sounded rude, Kayaba carried out his research under his orders, and indirectly--- the longer Kaito delayed this meeting, the more Kayaba’s time that should have been used for research was wasted.

[Owner]: ”Alright, I’m going to get straight to it, I plan to change this world for the better and prevent future wars from ever happening.”

[Baroque Works Leader]: ”Again?”

[Queen of Sekirei]: ”Kaito-kun seems addicted to saving the world.”

[Railgun Girl]: ”That’s a good plan though. I am also quite dissatisfied about the current situation of this world.”

[Owner Favorite Girl]: ”Me too!”

[Necromancer]: ”I also support your plan because I hate war, Kaito. Nothing good comes out of war.”

[Caped Baldy]: ”Making a better world sounds like a job to a hero so I also support your plan, Kaito.”

[Queen of Sekirei]: ”Well, no matter what our king does, we will follow him.”

[Sekirei Number 7]: +1

[Scarlet Devil Headmaid]: +2

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Seeing all the members responding positively to his plan, Kaito breathed a sigh of relief. Kaito was afraid because there were no tasks in the chat group, and many members disagreed with him considering his recent mistake, but it turned out that he didn’t need to be concerned, as most of the chat group members also shared the same sentiments.

After that, Kaito starts explaining the details of his plan to change Naruto’s world which caused all kinds of reactions from others.