The Misfortune Adventure Of Dimensional Chat Group Owner

As Aika had stated, it wasn’t just the ITEM group that was being attacked; all the darkside organizations targeting Kaito were also being attacked simultaneously. Because of the scale of this attack, the AntiSkill (the police force) in Academy City is unable to react; even then, most of them get hindered by Sakuya’s clone.

Thanks to all the commotion, this night has become the most chaotic in Academy City’s history since its founding. Seeing the chaotic situation, many people thought that this was the Chairman’s conspiracy to clean the city’s dirt and cooperate with the new number 1 Esper, but Aleister was simply just their collaborator who was giving away their information.

The perpetrators, of course, are the chat group members who carry out actions against the target with the information they got from the Chairman of Academy City.  Even Aleister, who was cooperating with them, watching all of it with Aiwass, admits he really underestimated these people from another world.

All of them carried many different abilities and magic that he had never seen before. For example, Sakuya’s flawless time ability, Yuu reality bending magic with words, and Aika’s Exodus magic carried divinity he couldn’t recognize, something he really paid attention to. He’s especially very interested in Manaka’s magic, using a servant to call our past figure, and Aleister wonders if he could use the same method to call out an angel in this world to the material world.

Needless to say, Aleister was glad they didn’t fall out completely; he would miss a chance to learn about the world beyond this universe.

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Finishing her business first among others, Aika took a sweet spot to sit on top of a nearby skyscraper (flying with devil wing), she reported her situation to everyone, and started focusing on watching broadcasts from many members.

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[Mage Of Exodus]: ”Hmm, it seems I was the first one to finish my target.”

[God Tongue]: ”You are really strong, Aika-san! We were impressed!”

[Gender Equality Hero]: ”Boss-man’s wife is so strong! As expected of boss-man wife!”

[Musician of Red Hair Pirates]: ”I thought as a fellow ’backliner’, Aika shouldn’t be strong, but I was really wrong.”

[SAO Blacksmith]: ”That fiery greatsword is so cool! I want to recreate it as a real weapon to use!”

[Witch of the Void]: ”You handle it very well, Aika-san. Do you have an interest to become attack magician with me?”

[Mage Of Exodus]: ”Unfortunately, I have been bound to work for life under Kaito’s management... but thank you for your compliment, everyone.”

Seeing everyone praise, Aika couldn’t help but feel happy. She wasn’t a person who was obsessed with strength, but seeing all of her friends getting strong, Aika naturally refused to be left behind. In fact, Aika actually enjoys sword fighting and often trains with Saber or Miya in the base world.

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[Baroque Works Leader]: ”It was a good show, Aika-san. Anyway, with 8 broadcasts at the same time, you guys are really going all out and having fun. I kinda regret not joining the Academy City.”

[Ohara Survivor]: ”Unfortunately, Mr. Crocodile, we were busy managing our own city. Najenda and Chelsea would complain more if you tried to go.”

[SAO Blacksmith]: ”Poor Crocodile-san.”

[Baroque Works Leader]: ”I know... sigh, now I understand a bit how the Owner feels when he was stuck in the office for months.”

...

If Aincrad City is well known to be a city of former cursed children, then Paradise city in fact, has become the most developed city in the base world with the largest port and airport. Unlike Aincrad City, which focuses on education, Paradise City, under Crocodile’s auspices, aims to focus on market and transportation, especially maritime, because in the future, he will connect this city to the One Piece world.

Hence, his workload actually surpasses Kaito, forcing Crocodile to stay and even learn clone magic to help with management.

...

[Slime King]: ”Hmm... I understand what Mr. Crocodile feels. I also want to help Kaito-kun, but unfortunately, I am busy building and managing my monster village.”

[God Tongue Secretary]: ”And then you will be even busier later on when you connect your village to the base world!”

[Slime King]: ”AAAHHH! Stop it, Hisako-san! Don’t scare me any further!”

[Witch of the Void]: ”Sigh, I probably could help our leader, but like you guys, I am too tired from  helping him manage the academy.”

[Musician of Red Hair Pirates]: ”For me, Umm, although I am free, I don’t really like to fight, so I am okay with just watching.”

[SAO Blacksmith]: ”Same here. Any level 3 Esper could take me down. I am just a blacksmith.”

[Gender Equality Hero]: ”Same. I don’t think I can help with anything there. I am just too weak to participate.”

[God Tongue]: ”Hey, at least you are still combatant, Kazuma. What can a chef do in a battlefield?”

[God Tongue Secretary]: ”That’s right, Erina-sama.”

[Gender Equality Hero]: ”Umm, if anyone can lend me some points to get me to become stronger, then I may be able to help our boss...”

[God Tongue]: ”No way!”

[Mage of Exodus]: ”No way!”

[Queen of Sekirei]: ”No way!”

[SAO Blacksmith]: ”No way!”

[Musician of Red Hair Pirates]: ”No way!”

[Witch of the Void]: ”I don’t have much point either, but also... no way!”

[Alien Princess]: ”I don’t really care, but I’m also going to say, No Way!”

[Ohara Survivor]: ”Pffft! I could lend him Kazuma, but No Way! Besides, you’re probably going to use some of that point for self-entertainment or Aqua booze!”

[God Tongue]: ”That’s right!”

[Slime King]: ”Wow, to be rejected by most women in the chat group. That’s quite an achievement, brother Kazuma.”

[Caped Baldy]: ”Among the chat group members, I acknowledge and admire you as the most hated member by women.”

[Gender Equality Hero]: ”Damn it! I don’t want that kind of reputation! I am so envious of my boss!”

[Slime King]: ”No need to be envious, brother Kazuma. If you really want a harem, just go back to your world and follow your original trajectory.”

[Gender Equality Hero]: ”No way!!”

[Elementary Magical Girl]: ”Ano... I think I can help! But my parents have warned me to attend school honestly these days so we can only come after school.”

[White Devil Partner]: ”I am sorry, we really can’t help right now.”

[Mage of Exodus]: ”It’s okay, we understand your parents’ concern. There’s no need for children to join this kind of activity.”

[Witch of the Void]: ”If we need the help of children, what’s the point of adults? You two should stay and learn honestly at school.”

[Slime King]: ”Well said!”

....

Since Nanoha and Fate disappeared a lot and barely attended school in her worlds, Nanoha’s parents became concerned, so they decided to tell them about the chat group. Naturally, it was shocking to learn their daughter was actually growing old in another world and had been through a lot of exciting journeys.

Alas, even though Nanoha’s parents understand their daughter’s circumstances, they still do not allow Nanoha to focus too much on another world. Here, in their own world, Nanoha and Fate were still children and should have fun like any normal children out there, not burdened with the responsibility of saving the world.

Learning that, all of the chat group members actually agree with Nanoha’s parents’ opinion. After all, although they were quite strong, Nanoha and Fate were indeed still young children-- so they should behave as any normal child would do.

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[Mage of Exodus]: ”Anyway, let me check what’s going on with everyone. Let’s start with my rival.”

[God Tongue]: ”Ah, Manaka-san... She’s too scary!”

[Baroque Works Leader]: ”Among everyone, Manaka is definitely the one who needs to be warned the most.”

[Gender Equality Hero]: ”I pity those people, but it’s also their own fault for trying to kill our boss.”

[Mage of Exodus]: ”Mmm... let me check for a second.”

Hearing everyone’s concern, Aika naturally quickly checked Manaka’s broadcast... then she was stunned because the sight was pretty tragic.  What she saw was Manaka’s pov stepping on the target’s corpse with a smile, with several bodyguards lying down and badly injured, accompanied by a burning building behind her. Aika almost forgot that, among the members, Manaka is actually the most dangerous one because her love toward Kaito is the ’Heaviest’.

[Mage of Exodus]: ”@Root Princess. I think you cause too much destruction.”

...

”Hmm?”

Hearing a ping noise on her head, Manaka was stunned and distracted for a second. Seeing the chance, a bodyguard who still conscious among the destruction quickly launched an attack as he jumped toward her with a knife.

”Die, you bitch!”

*Clank*

...???

”How rude are you?”

Unfortunately, such an attack does not affect Manaka, who maintain protection barrier 24 hours. The attacker was suspended on air for a second, and Manaka, being petty, launched a magic bullet in zero range at his guts.

[Gandr]

...!!!

”Aaarggh!”

The man was literally exploding, and the scene couldn’t become any more bloody. Anyway, Manaka simply doesn’t care about that much, and instead, he wants to complain to the chat group.

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[Root Princess]: ”Tch. I almost get caught because ping from Aika. As expected of my rival.”

[Mage of Exodus]: ”What are you saying, Manaka? You are the one who gets distracted, and it’s my fault? Are you really that petty?”

[Root Princess]: ”I do. Is it a problem?”

[Mage of Exodus]: ”Yes, it is.”

[Root Princess]: ”Oh?!”

[God Tongue]: ”Um, I think you two need to calm down. Remember the main mission!”

[Musician of Red Hair Pirates]: ”Good job, Erina!”

[Mage of Exodus]: ”Tch. Whatever, those who died clearly wanted to attack you, so no one would mind. Anyway, tell me your progress report.”

[Root Princess]: ”For now, 3 of 6 directors were assassinated at their homes in District 1... while most of their bodyguards ended up injured or killed if they tried to attack back. Old Man Hassan, Heracles, Jack, and Red A are really doing their job very well to fight and distract those bodyguards. And also, Yuu-san should also be taking another one on her own.”

[Mage of Exodus]: ”That’s a lot of servants you summoned. After taking care ofthe  Directors, I think you should be able to help Sakuya take care of AntiSkill.”

[Root Princess]: ”Sure. I would love to. This city is too noisy, and the fact that these police didn’t do anything to Kaito bounty means they were pretty useless.”

[Mage of Exodus]: ”Umm... I know you are angry, but don’t kill them. Kaito wouldn’t like it if you murder people who are just doing their job.”

[Root Princess]: ”Alright.”

Manaka really wants to punish the incompetent police who didn’t even care about Kaito’s bounty, but she knows Aika was alright. Hence, instead of killing, Manaka is just gonna make sure she blows up many vehicles or weapons of AntiSkill as punishment, which means to cripple them financially.

Needless to say, thanks to Manaka’s action, AntiSkill would be in deficit in a few months, reducing their capability to protect the city by more than 50%.

...

[Mage of Exodus]: ”How about Yuu-chan? @Necromancer, I just switched to your screen and things seem much more peaceful on your side.”

Unlike Manaka, who destroyed many buildings, Yuu handles things much more quietly, doing her job. She simply lulled everyone in the building to sleep, walking inside unhindered, and then whispered a death whisper to the target. 

Yuu’s ability is just too versatile and perfect for this kind of job.

...

[Necromancer]: ”I don’t like noise and explosions. I just use my ability efficiently to take care of the target.”

[God Tongue]: ”Earlier, I saw what Yuu-san was doing. In terms of ability, Yuu-chan’s ability is really the scariest, one word, and just like everyone goes to sleep!”

[Gender Equality Hero]: ”They couldn’t even react. That’s indeed so scary.”

[Mage of Exodus]: ”I see. That’s actually a really good result. We don’t need to cause more destruction otherwise, Aleister would be mad at us.”

[Root Princess]: ”Even he does what he can do? Anyway, we can compensate him with some magic from another world. He would definitely be interested in it.”

[Mage of Exodus]: ”Then I will leave the negotiation to you later.”

[Root Princess]: ”Sure, so for now, no need to be afraid of causing too much destruction. Anyway, I will take care of the person on the north, while Yuu can go to the south, and I also assigned Red A with you. Is it okay with you?”

[Necromancer]: ”Sure. South is close to me anyway.”

[Root Princess]: ”Very good. Thanks to all the chaos, those AntiSkill are currently occupied and didn’t realize we have attacked their board director. I think Sakuya really does her job well to attract attention.”

[Mage of Exodus]: ”Ah, yeah. Sakuya-san definitely took the most troublesome job, right now. @Scarlet Devil Headmaid, do you need help? If you lack mana to make clones, do not hesitate to use the holy grail.”

[Scarlet Devil Headmaid]: ”So far, there’s no need, Aika-sama. None of them can pose a trouble to me, so let me keep distracting them.”

...

At the moment, although Sakuya’s main body and her clone were facing thousands of armed police forces in Academy City simultaneously, she’s still taking it easy. Her maid uniform was not even scratched by the rain of bullets (it’s a reinforced uniform), and she still behaved elegantly in front of her ’enemies’... toying with them while occasionally subduing and destroying their weapons.

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*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

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”This maid has been disappearing all the time! And somehow she can avoid all the bullets!”

”It’s hopeless! She’s a monster!”

...

*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

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”Who is she?! What’s her ability!? Why can’t we hit her, and why is her ability still working? Does the device interrupt Esper’s ability to malfunction?!”

”It is working! But she doesn’t get affected in the slightest!”

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*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

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”Keep shooting! Be careful not to shoot our allies!”

”There must be a limit to her ability! Keep shooting her!” 

...!!!

With perfect time manipulation ability, Sakuya was practically invincible. It was easy for Sakuya to avoid all the bullets while also focusing on dismantling anything on their side and injuring them. If not because Sakuya was warned not to cause too much harm to the ’police’, she would have already crippled the entire AntiSkill armies and sent them to the hospital altogether.

Not to mention, they were important to keep the security inside the city; destroying them would make the situation much worse for the future of the Academy City, although Sakuya didn’t know Manaka still did her idea regardless.

*SLASH*

*SLASH*

...!!!

”Keep shooting, but watch out for her knives!”

”My leg is injured! Be careful of this maid!”

”Shit! Those knives were strong enough to slice a tank?!”

As for whether her stamina will run out, that would be just their pipe dream. As part of the preparation, Kaito had given everyone the custom holy grail earlier to recover their energy, so Sakuya could use her ability without fear of repercussions.

Even without the holy grail, Sakuya is a genuine 6* strong person and capable of fighting for days without feeling tired whatsoever.

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[God Tongue]: ”Seeing how easy those small knive cutting through the tank, I don’t think Sakuya-san needs help.”

[Witch of the Void]: ”So this is the ability of a 6* strong person, even I would be helpless against such an ability.”

[Gender Equality Hero]: ”One second you were standing, the next second you get mutilated into several pieces!”

[Slime King]: ”Maid is so cool! But Sakuya-san is so scary!”

[Scarlet Devil Headmaid]: ”Thank you for the compliment, everyone. Hence, I don’t need help that much.”

[Mage of Exodus]: ”Umu... It seems that the director and AntiSkill parts were handled very well. So what was left is SCHOOL and Dolly clone, respectively, right?”

[SAO Blacksmith]: ”That’s correct, and speaking of that, right now both Esdeath and Kaito-san have engaged their respective opponent.”

[God Tongue]: ”More like bullying opponent. After all, neither Kaito nor Esdeath has troubled with their enemy, although I say Esdeath has a more dangerous situation.”

[Slime King]: ”Esdeath-san’s fight was also so destructive, although Accelerator probably did much more damage with Kaito.”

[Mage of Exodus]: ”I believe in Kaito’s strength, so I have no concern for him, so let’s see what’s going on with Esdeath.”

After saying that, Aika quickly switched to Saitama (Esdeath)’s broadcast and was surprised to see the extent of the destruction. If Manaka simply destroys or blows up a building, Esdeath’s fight affects the entire district, leaving many buildings in ruins, covered in remnants of ice and fire spreading everywhere.

[Mage of Exodus]: ”What’s going... did Esdeath just blow up part of the city?! Now I am sure Aleister would be mad at us!”

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