The Misfortune Adventure Of Dimensional Chat Group Owner

After digesting the memory about the memory of To Love Ru and Strike the Blood instantly using the physical memory transfer feature, everyone in the room now understands Lala and Natsuki’s circumstances much better. 

Lala Satalin Deviluke is a real Alien Princess, but the story itself is more of a comedy harem than a focus on the sci-fi elements. The story is also very cliché: Lala escapes from her planet, teleports to the protagonist’s bathtub, Lala falls in love with the protagonist (because he looks cool), and then the story focuses on comedy and fan service romance. Later, Lala’s sister also follows her older sister’s escape to Earth and ends up joining the protagonist’s harem as well.

Many members complained about Lala’s story, how absurd the story’s focus on, and why Lala was attracted to such a man in the first place, just because he was kind. Most of the female members also complain that there are so many ’fan service’ scenes, and the protagonist somehow always becomes a lucky pervert in most scenarios.

Meanwhile, Minamiya Natsuki’s story was much more serious and more acceptable than To Love Ru. She was assigned to become the teacher of the protagonist in Itogami Island, who accidentally became the fourth ancestor, a legendary figure in that world, and then occasionally assists the protagonist in his journey to accept his own identity.

There’s also a matter with Minamiya Natsuki with her demon contract, but none of the chat group is concerned about that, as such a thing could easily be dissolved either with ’Rule Breaker’ or ’Imagine Breaker’.

Or chat group system assist. 

After a few minutes of silence from accepting the memory, Erina was the first one to react, ”These 2 worlds... I have a lot to say, but first... what’s wrong with their protagonist?”

”Both of them are harem-oriented protagonists!”

”Well, you ain’t wrong. In fact, all the new members are coming from a world where the protagonist got a harem.” Kaito wryly smiled at her, while feeling ironic since Erina herself didn’t realize that she came from harem work too.

”Ah, yeah, even that perverted Kazuma technically has a harem.” Misaka commented with disgust, ”And that slime is gonna have a harem too?”

”Duh.” 

”Hmm... so when I came to planet earth, I would meet Yuuki Rito and he would become my fiancée,” Lala murmured after processing the memory she got, ”Should I escape to  planet earth to meet him now?”

””NO!!””

Hearing Lala’s ridiculous idea, even though the girls around Kaito, as much as they dislike it, would rather have Lala join them than become a part of Yuuki Rito’s harem. After all, here she can definitely develop her potential in research and prop-making instead of being the main funny heroine in the show. It’s even more amusing that Lala is only prominent in the first season, while in the rest of the season, various characters around the protagonist take her spot.

”I admit, sister. I am going to support your decision now!” Nana promised and then said, ”Besides being a kind person, nothing is outstanding from that man, and what is even more ridiculous, somehow we fall in love with him?! I can’t accept this!”

”I agree with Nana on this one. I don’t know why I support your relationship with the protagonist, but now that I have the memory, I can’t understand why I was attracted to such a weak human in the first place.” Momo also complained with a hint of disgust in her tone.

Even Peke, who has been silent all this time, also spoke up on her head, ”Lala-sama... now that we have visited another world, there’s no need to follow what happened in the original future!”

After watching what would happen to them if Lala didn’t join the chat group, her sisters were truly disgusted with the protagonist of their world, like many members in here. After all, you would feel uncomfortable if you were subjected to a lot of luck pervert incidents with a boy who should never meet with the Deviluke royal family like them in the first place.

Most of the chat group then explained the matter of world consciousness that treats the protagonist as their literal child. A lot of chat group members have met several world protagonists at this point, and what they have in common is that you don’t need to use logic to explain the events around them.

Because the whole world is their backer. Indeed, it’s not all protagonist, but for a funny work like To Love Ru, Yuuki Rito definitely got that plot armor.

...

Seeing the rejection by her sisters, Lala didn’t feel angry at all and somewhat also agreed with their opinion. Indeed, there’s no need to become with weak and no status protagonist whose only it’s redeeming quality is being kind. In her mind, she would rather be with Kaito, who is really strong, has a position as the leader of a chat group, and even has the same ’profession’ as her!

As for the girls around Kaito, Lala doesn’t mind that much in the slightest. After all, in their culture, it was normal for a strong man to have multiple lovers.

And unlike Yuuki Rito, Lala can tell that Kaito must be a genuinely strong man to make every member respect him.

Already making a decision in her heart, Lala (sitting beside Kaito) held his shoulder and confessed, ”Then, Kaito-kun! Now I know what happened in my story, I would rather want to have you become my fiancée!”

”Well...”

Hearing Lala request once again, this time, most chat group members either feel helpless or choose to be quiet. After all, they have learn her personality, which is quite stubborn, but they also admit Lala is really likable as the heroine. She’s just fun to have around and genuinely a kind person!

”I can pretend to be one for now.” Kaito nodded slightly and then proposed, ”But let’s get to know each other before we decide whether to establish a real or not.”

”That’s a deal! Then my sisters and I will work with you from now on!” Lala exclaimed.

”Yeah.”

Anyway, Kaito has a feeling that Lala is going to be a prominent figure in the chat group, and he admits there’s no reason to dislike her either. Whether it will develop into a feeling, Kaito has an intuition that she will become his lover later, but that entirely depends on the process.

After all, wasn’t back then Aika and him was also starting by learning from each other... and now, she’s become his lover.

...

”Anyway, how about you, Natsuki-chan?”

Now that the Lala matter has been temporarily settled, Kaito turned to Minamiya Natsuki, who has been closing her eyes for a while after getting the memories. Feeling the stare from Kaito, Natsuki opened her eyes and said with a hint of confusion, ”My world... there’s really that much problem? Vampire, Cain, Angel, Alchemist, Celestial being...”

”How am I supposed to be calm after knowing all of this?”

”That’s just how it is.” Kaito just expressed his agreement, ”So, what do you think about my offer?”

”Is there even a choice for me?” Natsuki complained and then answered firmly, ”Knowing so many problems that could be handled better later on in my world, I hope everyone is willing to help.”

Hearing Natsuki’s answer, everyone just smiled at her and quickly reacted with enthusiasm to agree. At this point, everyone had already listed ’helping each other’ as an unwritten rule.

Besides, if they don’t help, their leader will definitely offer help anyway.

...

”An island for non-human creatures, I would like to see how people govern it in detail.” (Crocodile)

”I am quite interested in vampires from a different world. They are so different from Remilia.” (Sakuya)

”We also hope you would do your best to help us teach former cursed children here.” (Aika)

”Yeah. I don’t mind doing that.” Natsuki nodded at Aika, pretty much recognizing that Aika should be the second-highest position holder here, ”Just tell me what I should help with.”

Now she has watched the memories about her world and learned what this chat group is capable of, Minamiya Natsuki is truly grateful she joined in and no longer feels skepticism about it. The fact that the chat group system can do ’anything’ as long as you have enough points, including resurrection, made her realize how important the points are, and she is glad to accept Kaito’s offer to help teach children here.

No doubt that she has a really good opinion about this chat group, which apparently has saved and changed multiple worlds for the better. 

Also, when she learns that one of the new members should have the ability to resurrect the dead, Minamiya Natsuki is very interested. After all, as a witch, she has lost many old friends and LLC members (witches) in the past. 

>>>>>

After the members chatted for a while with the new members about their plans and introduced them to the group chat system, the last two members finally arrived half an hour later.

Luckily, they arrived almost at the same time... both are the new males of the chat group.

These last two members were [Slime King], Rimuru Tempest, and [Gender Equality Hero], Sato Kazuma, along with his cheat, Goddess Aqua, who immediately caused a commotion the moment she appeared.

...

”The two new members come together?” (Misaka)

”So the slime king is not a metaphor. We got actual non-humanoid members now.” (Robin)

”Oh, the rest of the members seem to arrive at the same time,” Manaka commented with interest, especially toward Aqua.

...

During all of this talk,  Manaka took her time to watch some of konosuba and finally understand what Aqua is capable of. Aqua is a real god who can resurrect the dead with ease, albeit a bit retarded, which made her feel amused. Somehow, this goddess is even dumber than Ishtar in her world, which is an achievement in itself in Manaka’s opinion.

”Kazuma, where do you bring me?! The boss would cut our pay, you know!” Aqua, the goddess with light blue hair, complained with her ’hero’, realizing Kazuma might have kidnapped her to somewhere else.

”Shut up, useless goddess, this matter is more important than being stuck as a construction worker in another world!” Kazuma yelled at her face, starting to regret his decision to bring this useless goddess as his cheat.

”Pffft!”

Meanwhile, everyone who has watched Konosuba can’t help but laugh at the scene, including Kaito himself. Kaito can imagine that Aqua definitely requested to join the chat group later, and the chat group will be more lively with the duo of Aqua and Kazuma constantly bickering inside it.

”Hello, Sato Kazuma, Goddess Aqua, and Rimuru Tempest. Welcome to the base world!” Kaito stood up and greeted them enthusiastically as the leader of the chat group.

”Welcome!” (Misaka)

”Welcome, new member!” (Erina)

”I’m also a new member. I hope we can get along!” (Lala)

”We finally have more male members here.” (Itachi)

”I am not sure what the slime’s gender though.” (Kayaba)

”Should be male, right? He’s formerly male, at least.” (Uta)

...

Everyone literally greets the members with enthusiasm, and more importantly, now that Aqua is here, some members with the goal to resurrect their loved ones become excited as they realize their goal might be achieved way sooner than they had predicted!

”Thank you, everyone, please take care of me!” Rimuru, as an ex-office worker, greeted them back politely.

With his great sage, Rimuru figured out that many people are way stronger than him here, and he definitely didn’t want to make enemies with anyone here.

”Ah, me too!” Kazuma follows while bowing his head, also aware that he needs to get along with everyone here from now on.

However, being the only clueless one about what happened, Aqua interpreted the scene differently and then said, ”Oii, Kazuma! I feel like everyone here looked at me with enthusiasm. I can tell they are interesting in worshipping me!”

”I wonder if they are willing to join the Axis cult and willing to follow me!”

”...”

And just like that, a single statement from Goddess Aqua quickly killed the excited atmosphere, and they collectively shook their head together. Most members who have watched the memories about konosuba know how dangerous the Axis cult is, and there’s no way any of them wanted to join them!

Even the new members were able to grasp something wrong about her statement and choose to stay quiet, including Rimuru and Kazuma, who literally stood beside her.

Fortunately for her, Kaito decided quickly to take care of the situation and explained, ”Well, that’s because everyone knows your identity, Goddess Aqua.”

”Everyone is my follower already?!”

”...”

”...No, but we know you from the story.” Kaito’s mouth twitched, doing his best to hold the urge to scold her. Kaito, keep in mind that they need this retarded goddess for her ability; otherwise, there’s no way he would be polite now!

”So someone made a book about me? Who did it? I should praise that mortal!”

”...I give up.”

As expected of Goddess Aqua, she’s really boastful and really good at making people angry at her. Knowing it’s a waste to argue further with this retarded goddess, Kaito decided to ignore Aqua and instead just gonna shove the memories of Konosuba in her mind alongside Kazuma. Lastly, Kaito also shared the memories of Rimuru’s story with everyone so that each member could understand him and get along with this cheating slime.