The Misfortune Adventure Of Dimensional Chat Group Owner

After Kaito had informed all new members through the chat group, the first new members soon arrived at the base world in a few minutes. The first to arrive were Lala and her sisters, coming in together in the middle of the room.

...

”So, it’s Lala who comes first,” Kaito commented, easily recognizing their signature pink hair and Deviluke tails.

Although Kaito had already informed them that [Alien Princess] was a humanoid alien, he hadn’t explained that their new member, Lala, was a stunning and very beautiful princess! Naturally, their appearance shocked everyone in the meeting room.

”This new member... no way... that huge breast...” (Misaka)

”That bust is too big.” (Yuu)

”I wonder how these Onee-san got that big?” (Ilya)

”True...” (Aika)

”I admit even I felt slightly inferior in front of that bust.” (Erina)

...

”Oh! It really works! Hello everyone!” Lala excitedly greeted everyone.

With long, bubblegum-pink hair, emerald-green eyes, large breasts, and curvaceous features, Lala is a highly attractive teenage girl and is often referred to as the ’perfect girl’ back in her world. Despite her body, she’s actually really innocent and childlike, despite being the older sister and the most sexy one among the Deviluke princesses.

However, while Lala is the most attractive, Lala’s younger twin sisters are equally beautiful and have their own unique qualities.

”So our older sister wasn’t hallucinating. I am glad.”

Nana Astar Deviluke, the second princess of Deviluke, has pink hair with side pigtails, violet eyes, and the smallest bust of the three princesses. She wears a sleeveless dress with sleeves reaching down to her armpits, with a color scheme generally featuring black and red.

”Indeed. Another world... it’s very interesting~”

And the last sister and third princess of Deviluke, Momo Belia Deviluke, has short, straightened pink hair, a style different from her twin sister Nana’s... with two small flowers in her hair. Like Nana, Momo also wears a similar sleeveless dress with a different color scheme: black and green.

Although all three appear to be ordinary humans, these three princesses also possess deviluke tails unique to their race: long, thin tails ending in a heart-shaped tip.

...

”Umm! This... this really is another world?! Amazing!”

While most female chat group members expressed their jealousy, Lala and her sisters looked around the wooden mansion curiously. All of them can feel that the atmosphere is much different than their planet, realizing they have really come to a different world. 

To make sure of her situation, Lala tried to contact her ’props’ in her home, and to her surprise, it couldn’t be reached at all!

...

”I thought our older sister was joking, but it seems we are truly coming into a different world, huh...” Momo, the short pink-haired girl, and the younger twin quickly commented.

”Indeed. I can’t believe it, but the energy in the air is something I couldn’t recognize.” Nana, the twin-tailed pink-haired girl, and the older twin followed. Although both of them were twins, it was easy to discern Lala and Momo’s identity due to their obvious bust size.

...

”Princess Lala, Princess Nana, and Princess Momo.”

Being the only one who knew their identity in the chat group (as the other were confused), Kaito quickly stood up from his seat and greeted them, ”Welcome to the base world of the chat group!”

”Don’t call us princesses!!” Lala exclaimed and easily guessed Kaito’s identity, ”You should be the owner! Because you are the only one who knows me in the chat group!”

”Yeah. As expected of you, Princess Lala~” Kaito nodded with a smile, ”We have prepared an extra seat for you and your sister beside me while we are waiting for the other members.”

”Thank you, Owner!” Lala nodded and then urged her sisters to follow her, ”Let’s meet everyone, sisters!”

”Older sister, please behave like a proper princess, mou!” Nana complained.

”Let her be, Nana. Besides, we should be glad our sister is willing to bring us here.” Momo commented calmly, but both sisters still quickly followed along with their older sisters.

...

After that, Lala and her sisters then sat on their respective designated seats, but it wasn’t long before Lala walked around to meet and learn about each chat group member one by one. As a naturally cheerful person, it was easy for Lala to be liked by everyone in the chat group, especially female members who greeted her with enthusiasm. 

Meanwhile, her sisters aren’t as popular, but they also quickly integrated into the chat group.

Momo, as a naturally sociable yet also polite person, quickly gets along with people like Yuu, Uta, Miya, and Sakuya.  Momo, introducing herself as an expert in plants, naturally made a woman who is interested in gardening curious about her knowledge.

Meanwhile, although Nana is usually awkward, she quickly became friends with Misaka, Liz, and Ravel. Nana also showed her expertise in animal knowledge and quickly found friends for herself. Kaito doesn’t know why, but it seems Misaka really has an easy time when it comes to befriending a tsundere character. Maybe because she’s one the herself.

Anyway, Kaito himself is also getting close quickly to Lala, and they clicked along pretty well. The main reason is that she is a real deal inventor, and communicating with her helps him to come up with new ideas and props he can create.

>>>>>

Some time after the Deviluke princesses came to the base world, the second new member finally arrived, and it was the highly sought-after by Kaito, Minamiya Natsuki. She wears her usual gothic uniform with a black umbrella and black heels, which shocks almost every member. Not because of what she wears, but because her body figure that certainly the same as a little girl!

”Now I believe this is really a different world. Hello everyone, my name is Minamiya Natsuki. Witch of the Void.” 

Natsuki introduced herself politely, and then she reminded them, as she understood the reason behind their curious gaze, ”Also, despite my appearance,  I am already 23 years old. Nice to meet you.”

...!?!?

”No way, she is way older than most of us here despite being the smallest!” (Erina)

”She’s even looking younger than Nanoha!” (Fate)

”Very cute.” (Yuu)

”I mean, we already have Ilya-chan before, but she is even older than her!” (Misaka)

”She’s also a new member! But she looks really small!” (Lala)

...

”Calm down, everyone! There are circumstances around her appearance, which I will share her original memories later on to make you guys understand.” Kaito tried to calm everyone down and then turned to Natsuki to greet her kindly, ”Anyway, Nice to meet you, Natsuki-chan!”

...?!?!

”Don’t call me with -chan!” Natsuki quickly interjected and then looked at Kaito sternly while guessing, ”You are the [Owner], don’t you?”

”Yeah, my name is Kaito!” Kaito introduced himself excitedly, ”Among all the new members who joined, I’m looking forward to your presence the most, Natsuki-chan!”

...?!?!

”Kaito... I thought you would only make a move against a white/blonde-haired little girl...” Aika, who sat beside him, sharpened her gaze, which made Kaito uncomfortable, ”But I guess you will attack any little girl?”

*Gulp*

”N-No! I was just excited because she’s exactly what we need right now in the base world!”

Realizing his words create a fatal misunderstanding, Kaito quickly reminded the current shortage of teachers in Aincrad city, and he naturally wanted to recruit an excellent teacher like Natsuki-chan. After all, hundreds of thousands of Cursed Children have come and live in the base world, but only a few dozen teachers were available to teach all of them. This resulted in education not being optimally implemented in Aincrad City, and this number would continue to grow as Manaka and her servants bring them in from Black Bullet World.

Hearing Kaito’s ’honest’ explanation, most of the chat group members sighed in relief, glad their leader had not gone astray. This is especially true for girls who stick around Kaito, who really do think there are just too many little children around him.

 ...

”So... you do want me to teach in this world?” Natsuki pondered while holding her chin on her seat, ”Although I don’t mind teaching children here, you are aware that I am working at Itogami Island as an Attack Magician, right?”

”Yeah, I’m also aware that you are also the jailer of Prison Barrier.” Kaito nods, showing that he fully understands her situation, ”But as long as you agree, I have a way to make you work for us while making sure your work in your world is not disturbed.”

”I don’t mind... but what kind of method do you have?” Natsuki asked.

”I will give you points to buy [Clone Magic] in the chat group system, as long as you agree to help here,” Kaito explained, willing to make some sacrifice for her.

...?!?

Hearing that, everyone in the chat group couldn’t help but be shocked by Kaito’s proposal, but they admitted that such a proposal would work. They all know, Clone Magic is magic that Kaito and Sakuya often use (basically a superior version of kagebunshin), allowing them to exist in multiple places at the same time, which greatly helps with productivity. 

However, the drawback of this ability is also obvious. Every clone would require a huge amount of energy to spend, and each clone would make the original feel burdened for every clone that comes out (mentally). This is why, despite not being a very costly ability to get (30.000 points), only Kaito, Sakuya, Crocodile, and Aika have it, because the cost of mental and energy to use is just too much for most members.

However, such a thing shouldn’t be a problem for Minamiya Natsuki, who has been using clone all the time since her contract with the ’demon’.

...

”Clone magic... is it feasible?” Natsuki pondered, genuinely interested in Kaito’s proposal. After all, if she could split herself, Natsuki realized that would increase her work efficiency by a dozen times.

”Ah, with clone magic, that’s feasible, but that also depends on Natsuki-san’s energy capacity,” Aika explained.

”Don’t worry about that energy cost, I can just give her a few custom holy grail cups that she can use to recover her energy instantly.”

In fact, if possible, Kaito would like to give every teacher who decides to work in this world to use [Clone Magic] to use, while he also provides the energy cost himself. As the Owner of the chat group with Lv.3 Salted Fish privilege, he could easily get more than 10.000 points per day just from all members doing the daily tasks alone!

Unfortunately, the points and ability that come from it are only usable by chat group members, and Kaito can’t just add every teacher in the base world into the chat group... that would incite dissatisfaction from others.

...

”I didn’t expect you to be willing to go this far for this newcomer, Kaito~” Manaka commented sharply, ”Is there something special about her?”

”Beside her petite body, of course.”

”As I said, Natsuki-chan is one of the most excellent and responsible teachers I know, and her ability being able to control space, she’s just a perfect fit for our current situation, and I am willing to invest in her.” Kaito answered without panic and then turned into Natsuki again, ”What do you think, Natsuki-chan?”

”Don’t call me with -chan! Grrr!” Natsuki complained again and asked, ”What benefits do I get as a teacher?” 

Natsuki felt that Kaito’s offer was very good, and she herself didn’t mind helping out with the teaching. ”How much of my salary will be?”

”We can negotiate about salary later, but considering you are also chat group members, it naturally will be paid in points.” Kaito answered, already anticipating this kind of question, ”We can also help you solve your problem, for example, your deal with the demon and any conflict related to the safety of Itogami Island.”

”That’s quite a generous offer...” 

After thinking for a while, Minamiya Natsuki thinks there’s nothing wrong with the deal and quickly accepts it, ”Then... I will accept your offer.”

Minamiya Natsuki felt this deal was too good to pass up, and what really piqued her interest was Kaito’s promise to help if Itogami Island were in trouble. As for concern whether they were lying or not, Natsuki doubts they are fooling her. As a veteran Attack Magician, Minamiya was highly sensitive to energy, and she could sense that many of the members here possessed immense energy capacities... and she doubted even any true ancestor in her world could compare. There’s no need to fool her when they can just force her to work for them.

...

”Then, let’s meet privately after this meeting in my office so we can talk about it further~”

Hearing Natsuki-chan accepting his offer, Kaito feels really excited since he really got the real deal on this one. After all, on top of good teacher, Natsuki should be capable of helping with his endless paperwork. Kaito would even consider recruiting her into the peerage if the peerage wasn’t about to be full. 

Also, a lot of members feel happy for Kaito, as they are fully aware of how busy Kaito usually every day, even with his hundred clones spread across the city. It’s ironic to see how their leader is actually the one who works the hardest for them.

...

Meanwhile, Lala, who has been quietly listening to the whole conversation between them, suddenly became inspired and spoke up, ”Owner... No, Kaito-kun! Since Natsuki-chan can do it... Can I become a teacher too? I want to stay here!” 

”...Uhh.”

”I am so smart! I definitely can teach!”

”It’s not about that, I think your talent should not be wasted on becoming a teacher... Ugh.”Hearing what Lala said, Kaito couldn’t help but become truly speechless. 

Kaito does have the intention to recruit Lala into the base world, but definitely not as a teacher. Although Lala is definitely the smartest person in here, Lala’s way of communicating is sometimes very confusing, and she would be more valuable if he put into the research team among Minaka and Kayaba.

Hearing Kaito’s opinion, Most of the chat group members express their agreement and are willing to support his opinion. If Lala Satalin Deviluke is really an amazing inventor like Kaito has said in the chat group, Lala definitely wasted her talent if she just became a normal teacher here. 

Even her little sisters also silently agree with Kaito’s statement, as they were fully aware of how smart their older sister is... and how bad their sister is when it comes to teaching others.

...

”Hmm... Is that so?” Lala pondered a little bit, then quickly asked, ”Then, what can I do here?”

”You can join the researcher team that belongs to the chat group, and we might even work together later as an inventor since I am also one of them.”

”Really?!”

”Yeah. Basically, you help us by creating a lot of useful items like you usually do.” Kaito answered her seriously, ”Can you accept this offer from me?”

”Of course! Especially, I am curious what kind of people come from another world!”

Lala quickly accepted Kaito’s proposal and was even excited about it. Being a chat group leader that spans different worlds and an inventor, Lala also feels like she could learn from Kaito and have fun together!After all, being a genius galactic princess, there aren’t many people who could understand her, and now she has finally met someone who might understand her very well! (Kaito)

...

”Then, Then~ Kaito-kun! What kind of benefit do I get as a researcher?”

”The same benefit as Natsuki-chan. Any members who directly work with me, I usually pay them with points.” 

Kaito answered. In fact, that’s the only reason why Kayaba has been very obedient with him, with Kaito paying him an extra 10.000 points per month just following his order.

...

”Is that so? Hmm...”

”Then... I got a new idea! You can also help me, right?”

”Sure. But even working with me, as fellow chat group members, we love to help.” Kaito said, but he suddenly had a premonition that something bad was about to happen, ”But what kind of help do you need from us?”

”Chat group members always ready to help!” (Erina)

”That’s true! Do you need someone to deal with? Being a princess, you must have experienced a lot!” (Misaka)

”Beating an alien, that honestly sounds interesting.” (Saitama)

”No, I don’t want to beat anyone!” 

Lala shook her head repeatedly. She then stared at Kaito seriously and then dropped a shocking request,  ”Kaito! Can you become my fiancée?!

”Please just touch my breast!”

””WHAAT?!””

Of course, hearing Lala’s request, almost everyone in the room was shocked (except Kaito), not expecting her very bold request... especially the part where she requested him to touch her breast!

This immediately caused the whole room to become chaotic, and Kaito (alongside Lala’s sister) was forced to calm everyone down by explaining the Deviluke tradition. On top of that, Kaito then decided to share the memories about Natsuki and Lala with everyone in the meeting room so they could understand what was going on.