Ghost Catching System

This demoness really treats Brother Hao like a mere servant.

Chu Hao said, ”Let’s get one thing straight: don’t go gouging out my eyes.”

Bai Ling said indifferently, ”If you dare to peek, I wouldn’t object to finding a new butler.”

Chu Hao was furious. Just you wait, you wench! The day Brother Hao rises to power will be the day you’re pouring my foot-washing water!

Chu Hao found some comfort in this thought. The image of Bai Ling pouring his foot-washing water appeared in his mind—the thrill, the sheer satisfaction! He bared his teeth in a grin just thinking about it.

As Chu Hao undid Bai Ling’s clothes, he didn’t dare to peek. Losing both eyes was no joke.

”Leave now.”

Returning to the hall, Chu Hao couldn’t suppress his anger!

He paced back and forth, contemplating how to deal with Bai Ling. Brother Hao is the King of Show-offs! How could he possibly serve as a servant under the claws of a demoness? How will I face others after this?

Chu Hao said, ”System, how many Pretentiousness Points would it take to seal the Heavenly Bone Woman now?”

The System replied, ”The level difference is too great. This System cannot currently make an estimate.”

What a rip-off! Even you can’t figure it out?

It looked like everything was up to Brother Hao now. Although his strength wasn’t comparable to hers, when it came to setting traps, this King of Show-offs still had a few tricks up his sleeve.

Bring it on!

In this duel, either you die, or I live.

”Little Maozi, come here.”

”Ah... here I am.”

Chu Hao slapped himself. What kind of eunuch-like response was that?

You’re a man, you have your pride! You can’t just yield to this demoness!

Chu Hao took a deep breath and entered the bathroom.

And then, behind the curtain, he saw a slender figure. Chu Hao asked, ”What’s up?”

Great Immortal Bai Gu said unhappily, ”Why is there no water?”

Speechless, Chu Hao said, ”Press the water activation button.”

After some fumbling, Great Immortal Bai Gu said impatiently, ”You, come in here.”

Chu Hao walked into the bathroom. There he saw the stunning Great Immortal Bai Gu lying in the bathtub, surrounded by bubbles, with just her head visible—it was quite an eerie sight.

Chu Hao pressed the water activation button and said, ”This is the water activation button. If there’s nothing else, I’m leaving.”

”Wait a moment.”

What now? Chu Hao was getting impatient.

Great Immortal Bai Gu asked, ”Butler, do you adore me?”

Chu Hao, against his conscience, replied, ”Yes.”

Great Immortal Bai Gu slightly raised her hand, revealing a jade-like hand, white as a lotus root. Water trickled down her wrist, glistening like crystal as she said, ”So, would you object if I were to absorb your Yang Qi?”

Object? Of course, I fucking object!

Chu Hao’s hair stood on end as he said, ”Great Immortal Bai Gu, how about I find a tender young man for you? I guarantee your satisfaction.”

Bai Ling said indifferently, ”I dislike the scent of others.”

So, you mean you like my scent? What part of me do you like? Can I change it? Is that okay?

Chu Hao shivered all over. He simply couldn’t stay calm. Faced with a real-life Bai Gu Spirit saying she wanted to absorb your Yang Qi, how the hell could anyone remain composed?

Chu Hao gulped and said, ”I just remembered, I have the college entrance exam tomorrow! I absolutely must be in peak spiritual condition.”

Great Immortal Bai Gu asked, ”What is a college entrance exam?”

”It’s kind of like the imperial examinations in ancient times, for selecting top scholars.”

Great Immortal Bai Gu nodded and said, ”Hmm, that is indeed important. Forget it! I shall not absorb your Yang Qi tonight.”

Chu Hao felt as if he’d received a royal pardon and turned to flee the perilous place immediately.

Great Immortal Bai Gu said, ”Tomorrow, I will go with you.”

Chu Hao stumbled and fell to the ground.

…

Wang Qing had gathered quite a few people, all arranged to better monitor the Heavenly Bone Woman. However, no sooner had they arrived than a single sentence from Bai Ling scared them stiff, and Wang Qing immediately had them withdraw.

”I do not like people who harbor hostile intent. If I see them again, they will be killed without mercy.”

Wang Qing was sweating profusely. The people he had brought in were masters of disguise, yet he hadn’t expected Bai Ling to see through them at a glance. He immediately replaced them with others.

Even the original plan to install surveillance cameras was scrapped; Bai Ling would truly kill.

「The next day.」

The college entrance examination arrived.

Early in the morning, Great Immortal Bai Gu was already dressed and had woken Chu Hao, appearing even more anxious than he was.

Chu Hao was utterly speechless, wondering what on earth this Bai Gu Spirit was up to.

With so many people at the school, her appearance there would undoubtedly cause a massive uproar. Who knows, maybe someone would offend her and get killed on the spot.

But on second thought, probably not many people would recognize her. Since emerging from the Seal Devil Altar, the Heavenly Bone Woman had, for the most part, only been seen by people from Mao Mountain and Longhu Mountain.

Driving the car, they arrived at the school.

The school proceeded with the college entrance exam as scheduled, unaffected by yesterday’s events.

This truly demonstrated the professionalism of the Seventh District. Despite the numerous bodies yesterday, everything had been dealt with by today, as if it had all returned to normal.

Many people came to the school upon hearing about an alleged terrorist attack, only to find nothing amiss upon arrival, so they dismissed it as some movie promotion stunt.

With the college entrance exam, many parents were present. The appearance of Chu Hao and Bai Ling attracted a lot of attention.

One parent, gazing distractedly at Bai Ling, was marveling at such a beautiful woman when his child said, ”Dad, I’m going in.”

The parent nodded absently.

Li Yin arrived, clapped Chu Hao on the shoulder, and said, ”You’re quite early! And who is this lady?”

Li Yin stared dumbfounded at Great Immortal Bai Gu. Her beauty was simply heaven-defying, comparable to Yi Qinglian’s, perhaps even surpassing Yi Qinglian in terms of aura.

Chu Hao said, ”She is my… my sister.”

Li Yin pulled Chu Hao aside, rolled his eyes, and said, ”Don’t joke with me, who is she really?”

Chu Hao whispered, ”You saw her on TV yesterday.”

Li Yin’s hair stood on end, and his legs felt unsteady. Are you kidding me?! He actually brought that Evil Demon back to school!

Then Li Yin excitedly said, ”Brother Hao… you! You! You haven’t, you know, done ’that’ with her, have you?”

”Brother Hao, my admiration for you is like a surging river, endless and unceasing!” Li Yin rattled on, showering him with praise.

Chu Hao sneered, ”If you want your tongue cut out, keep talking.”

Li Yin immediately shut his mouth and ran towards the school gates, saying, ”I’ll wait for you inside.”

Chu Hao helplessly looked at Bai Ling and said, ”Outsiders are not allowed entry during the college entrance exam.”

Bai Ling nodded and replied, ”I know.”

Chu Hao was still hesitant. Having her here made him even more uneasy. If some clueless oaf annoyed her, wouldn’t she end up killing someone?

Bai Ling, as if seeing right through him, said teasingly, ”With the Coachman watching, are you still afraid I’ll kill someone? Unless his abilities are lacking.”

She had completely seen through their thoughts, yet she insisted on staying with them. What exactly was this demoness planning?

Wang Qing, standing nearby, nodded repeatedly and said, ”Go ahead, I’m here.”

Only then did Chu Hao feel reassured. Wang Qing had now effectively become a coachman and a bodyguard—of course, not to protect the Heavenly Bone Woman, but to protect everyone else from her.

Chu Hao walked onto the campus, feeling much more relieved. With the Heavenly Bone Woman gone, he could finally go back to his awesome show-off routine!

The exam went quite smoothly. Chu Hao was confident he could get into the Imperial Capital Film Academy.

The thought of getting into the film academy and finally being rid of the Heavenly Bone Woman thrilled him, motivating him to take the exam with even greater seriousness.

He handed in his paper and walked away with a swagger.