Ghost Catching System

Chu Hao suddenly remembered that Dong Qi had once said that the Ghost Princess and Yao Hu had been eyeing him.

Dammit, am I being slow on the uptake here?

He said with a strange expression, ”Sister Qian, are you the Ghost Princess of the Nether Cult?”

Liang Qian was very drunk and said, ”No... otherwise, what do you think I... I would stoop to selling my charms for? Just now, I actually thought you had the Taoist Treasure hidden in your crotch. Yours was so big that I mistook it for a Taoist Treasure.”

It dawned on Chu Hao; so this was the real truth of the matter!

Old Tie, no problem with that.

Chu Hao put on a stern face and said, ”Indeed, what I have *is* a treasure.”

Liang Qian was angry and said, ”You’re full of shit.”

This woman turned out to be the Ghost Princess, and she actually mistook my ’little brother’ for a Taoist Treasure!

But this Ghost Princess is too ridiculous!

Chu Hao coughed dryly and said, ”What do you want the True Word Brush for?”

Liang Qian was so drunk she barely knew what she was saying anymore. ”The True Word Brush... it conceals Taoist secrets.”

Chu Hao asked, ”You’ve made a move before?”

Liang Qian said bitterly, ”We sent a bunch of mercenaries after you, and you took care of them. Yao Hu insisted it was to test you, hmph... Yao Hu only wants to claim all the credit for himself. He doesn’t stop to think that if he got the True Word Brush, he could completely dominate a region on his own.”

Chu Hao’s expression darkened. Today’s kidnapping was actually orchestrated by the Ghost Princess and her crew.

This woman, she hides things so well.

If Liang Qian were sober right now, she would definitely retort that he was the one who was desperately impatient, not that she was hiding things too well.

”Even though you’re Ke Ke’s aunt, Brother Hao can’t let this slide with you. How should I deal with you?” Chu Hao thought.

This Ghost Princess managed to become a Protector of the Nether Cult, so her methods must be formidable. Ordinary tricks definitely won’t work on her.

But I’ve got the System!

Chu Hao thought, ”System, open the gu worm interface.”

The System’s store had so many gu worms, all kinds of ways to lay curses. The methods were so varied and ingenious they could already be considered works of art.

Chu Hao scanned through the list and his eyes landed on a particular gu worm.

Thai Gender Transformation Gu Worm: Can make a normal person slowly transfigure.

Chu Hao shivered. The thought of Liang Qian turning into a woman with male genitalia was almost too much for him to bear. That was too vicious!

Besides, it’s not like I don’t appreciate some extreme stuff.

Chu Hao said, ”This is the one.”

The System couldn’t help but comment, ”Host, you’re too vicious.”

Holy crap!! Even you think so, System?

Chu Hao said weakly, ”Then... let’s switch to one for females instead.”

Thai Transformation Gu Worm: After a female is afflicted with this Gu, she will undergo a second stage of development, then a third, and even a fourth.

An image of Liang Qian with ridiculously oversized breasts, panting from exhaustion after taking just a few steps, involuntarily appeared in Chu Hao’s mind, and he couldn’t help but burst out laughing.

Chu Hao said with a wicked grin, ”System, get me an enhanced version, one she can’t break the curse of.”

”DING... Host has purchased the enhanced version of the Thai Transformation Gu Worm. 500 Show-off Points deducted.”

A tiny worm, as thin as a thread, appeared in his hand. He placed it in Liang Qian’s wine glass for her to drink and then chanted some incantations. Only then was the Gu successfully administered.

He tossed the drunken Liang Qian onto the bed. Although a great beauty was lying there, Chu Hao didn’t entertain a single lustful thought. Brother Hao was not the type of person to take advantage of someone in a vulnerable state.

Everything else could wait until she woke up.

「The next day」

When Liang Qian woke up, she had a splitting headache. Her expression changed when she realized she had drunk so much she’d blacked out.

She turned her head and saw Chu Hao sleeping. After frantically checking herself, she breathed a sigh of relief that he hadn’t touched her.

She couldn’t help but be surprised. This guy was clearly so lecherous, yet he hadn’t laid a finger on her all night. He did have some decency, huh?

Then another thought struck her: I was so drunk, why didn’t you touch me?

Is it because I’m not charming enough?

People can be so perverse sometimes.

Chu Hao rubbed his eyes and said, ”Awake now?”

Liang Qian’s face flushed slightly as she recalled the scene with him in the bathroom last night. This guy actually has a manly side to him. If only he could change his lecherous ways, he’d be quite a decent young man.

Seeing her blush, Chu Hao inwardly scoffed, Act. Go on, keep acting.

Liang Qian, looking somewhat embarrassed, asked, ”Did I... did I do anything yesterday?”

Chu Hao replied indifferently, ”Drop the act.”

Liang Qian asked in confusion, ”What’s wrong?”

Chu Hao got up, put on his shoes, and said flatly, ”Ghost Princess, one of the Twelve Protectors of the Nether Cult. To be honest, your acting skills are terrible.”

Liang Qian’s face turned pale, and she exclaimed, ”What... what are you talking about?”

Act. Just keep on acting.

Chu Hao clasped his hands behind his back, walked to the window, and said calmly, ”You’re too green. Last night, this Taoist Master was merely testing you. Did you really think I didn’t recognize you at first glance? In this world, this Human World, there’s nothing I don’t know. Everything is simply under my control.”

At that moment, he seemed like a deity, one who knew everything under the heavens and controlled all life between heaven and earth.

What absolute dominance!

”DING... Host has postured, gaining 100 Show-off Points.”

”DING... Host has postured through acting, gaining 200 Show-off Points.”

Liang Qian was utterly stunned.

This... How could this be possible?

From the very beginning, did he know who I was, what my purpose was, and why I came?

But back then, he seemed so calm, not like he recognized me at all!

Could this be... the legendary scheme?

This kind of person was too terrifying. He definitely wasn’t human, but a god toying with the Human World.

Chu Hao continued his posturing, saying, ”But you couldn’t even find where the True Word Brush is. I must say, I’m very disappointed.”

After speaking, he waved his hand with a flourish, and like an immortal’s magic, the True Word Brush appeared out of thin air.

Liang Qian was completely dumbfounded.

How did it appear?

But that was no longer important. His methods were what was truly terrifying.

”DING... Host has successfully postured, gaining 100 Show-off Points.”

It seems that sometimes, being merciful to an enemy is also a form of posturing.

At this moment, Liang Qian’s mind was a mess. Her fear and wariness of Chu Hao had reached an extreme. He was definitely not someone the Nether Cult alone could handle.

Liang Qian, looking completely defeated, asked, ”What... what do you want?”

Chu Hao retracted the True Word Brush as if performing a magic trick. He then said nonchalantly, ”Yesterday, I planted a gu worm inside you.”

This...!!

Liang Qian’s face turned deathly pale, as if she’d been struck by a club. She was completely outmatched. While she was scheming for the True Word Brush, he had already made his move against her!

Too terrifying! Absolutely horrifying!

”What... what kind of gu worm did you plant in me?”

Chu Hao looked at her coldly. ”Originally, I planned to use a Gu that would turn you into a man. But after some thought, I decided against it. So... instead, I’m going to make your body develop—continue developing in an ever more feminine direction.”

Liang Qian trembled all over, growing more terrified by the second. ”Wh-what do you mean?”

Chu Hao stared at her chest and said, ”Meaning, your body will continue to become even more feminine. Your skin will get smoother, and your figure will become even better.”

This... This doesn’t sound bad at all.

But Chu Hao’s next words terrified her to her very core.