Ghost Catching System

This time, everyone looked at Chu Hao with a different expression.

Chu Hao couldn’t help but curse, ”What the fuck! What does your fish bone getting stuck have to do with me?”

Yu Sicheng, sweating profusely, said, ”Ah-Hao, could you please excuse us for a moment?”

”Brother Si Cheng, even you... Fine, fine, I’ll go upstairs,” Chu Hao felt somewhat guilty and went upstairs, a box of beef in his hand.

Just as he went upstairs, the fish bones that had been stuck in the four people’s throats mysteriously went down.

Wang Meng said, ”Ah-Hao is kind of spooky today.”

Wenmi asked, ”What’s going on here?”

Yu Sicheng replied with a bitter smile, ”Don’t mention it. Do you know how long it took us to get back from Star Dream High School? A full two hours! On the way, we tried to intercept two cars, but both ended up with flat tires. Then, we walked for over an hour on the highway, and unbelievably, not a single car passed by.”

Wenmi was speechless.

Wang Meng said, ”I’m convinced; Ah-Hao is a plague god today. I heard he saved two people at school and ended up twisting his back.”

Wenmi was speechless.

Chu Hao went upstairs to his room and finally felt much more at ease. After eating, I’m going to sleep—there’s no way I’ll still be unlucky.

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK.

Someone was at the door. With a piece of beef in his mouth, he opened it and saw Qiu Yun’er outside. The little girl was pretty and adorable. She grinned and said, ”Brother Chu Hao, you’re not asleep yet?”

”Yun’er, what’s up?” Chu Hao asked.

Yun’er was beautiful, already changed into a set of cartoon pajamas, a gift from Luo Yan. The little girl loved them dearly. When she wasn’t dressed as a Taoist nun, she looked very different—beautiful and adorable.

With a high-bridged nose, large, sparkling eyes, cherry lips, a pert bottom, slender legs, and a full bust, she would surely grow into a calamitous goblin—it was a pity she was a Taoist nun.

Qiu Yun’er sniffed and stuck out her pink tongue, saying, ”Brother Chu Hao, I smelled beef just now.”

Chu Hao laughed loudly, seeing that Yun’er was still such a little glutton, and said, ”Do you eat meat?”

Qiu Yun’er nodded. ”Master said that as long as you keep the Tao in your heart, there’s nothing wrong with meat and wine.”

”Your master isn’t that rigid, huh.”

”Brother Chu Hao, you shouldn’t speak about Master like that.”

”Got it. Come on in.”

Yun’er was delighted, eating beef in small, polite bites, showing good manners and upbringing.

The more Chu Hao looked at Yun’er, the more he liked her. The little girl was developing very well, her skin tender and white. He asked, ”Yun’er, have you ever been to school?”

Qiu Yun’er shook her head. ”I haven’t, but Master has been teaching me to read since I was little. Master said that Brother Chu Hao goes to school. Is school fun?”

”It’s quite boring, but you get to meet a lot of people.”

Qiu Yun’er took another bite of beef and said, ”Brother Chu Hao, I saw you treating Master. It was really amazing; all the scars disappeared.”

”That’s just a small trick.”

Yun’er’s big eyes shone brightly. ”I have a scar on my body from when I was playing as a kid. Can it be treated?”

”Of course.”

Yun’er was overjoyed. ”Brother, please treat Yun’er.”

”No problem.”

As she spoke, Qiu Yun’er stood up and started to undo her pants.

Chu Hao was quite stunned. The little girl had grown up in a Taoist temple. She had met very few people there, so few they could be counted on one hand. Having just come to the big city for a few days, she didn’t understand anything.

And now she was taking off her pants in front of Chu Hao.

Holy shit!! What’s with me today? I’ve been so unlucky, yet I somehow have a stroke of romantic luck.

Chu Hao felt that Yun’er was too innocent, and he was hesitant to see her act this way, so he said, ”Yun’er, what are you doing?”

Qiu Yun’er said in confusion, ”Yun’er is just untying her pants.”

Chu Hao was exasperated. That’s not what I’m concerned about. This little girl is too innocent.

”Girls shouldn’t take off their pants in front of others. Didn’t your master tell you that?”

Qiu Yun’er thought for a moment and said, ”Yun’er has a scar on her butt.”

So that’s it. Looks like I, this Taoist Master, overthought things. Sigh... how did I, once so pure, become so wicked these days?

”Then go ahead and take them off,” he said.

Qiu Yun’er slipped off her shorts. Chu Hao had originally thought Yun’er’s panties would also be cartoon-themed, but unexpectedly, they were lace.

Chu Hao was instantly stunned and asked, ”Yun’er, who bought you these panties?”

”Sister Luo Yan.”

So Luo Yan has this kind of mischievous taste.

Chu Hao looked on expectantly, his eyes unblinking.

Yun’er only pulled them down halfway, partially exposing the scar. It had an unexpected aesthetic quality. Chu Hao felt quite shameless; Yun’er was so innocent that he felt embarrassed to look.

Indeed, there was a scar on Yun’er’s backside, about an inch long.

Qiu Yun’er, on the other hand, felt no shyness, thinking it was quite normal. She said with a pained expression, ”When I was little, I was too playful and rolled down the mountain, cutting my butt. Can Brother Chu Hao heal it?”

”I’ll try.”

Chu Hao placed his hand on it and began to heal Qiu Yun’er.

Sigh... this girl is too innocent, no reaction at all. Does this mean Brother Hao has no charm?

A System notification appeared: ”Detected a Mysterious Yin Physique, an unawakened constitution. Would the Host like to assist in awakening it? Cost: 1,000 Pretentiousness Points.”

Chu Hao was startled and quickly asked in his mind, What is a Mysterious Yin Physique?

System: ”The Host can purchase the ’Explanation of the Ancient Books of Seventy-Two Physiques.’”

”Purchase.”

”DING... The Host has spent 100 Pretentiousness Points and obtained the ’Explanation of the Ancient Books of Seventy-Two Physiques.’”

In Chu Hao’s mind, the explanation from the ancient texts on the seventy-two physiques appeared.

Since ancient times, some individuals have possessed very special physiques, like Yun’er’s Mysterious Yin Physique.

The Mysterious Yin Physique is a constitution that draws essence to nourish the yin principle. For men possessing yang energy, copulating with someone of this constitution can harmonize the yang within their bodies, leading to a rejuvenating effect.

Moreover, the Mysterious Yin Physique itself can grant great power. Taoists can use it to cultivate their skills, while ordinary women would become progressively younger.

Chu Hao was agape. To think that doing that with Qiu Yun’er could lead to rejuvenation? The world is indeed full of wonders.

Zhong Minyue is so young; at forty-three, she looks like she’s twenty. Could she also have a Mysterious Yin Physique? But that’s not right... the last time I treated Zhong Minyue, the System didn’t give any prompts.

Chu Hao asked, ”Yun’er, do you know that your physique is special?”

Sure enough, Qiu Yun’er looked perplexed and asked, ”Is my physique special?”

Chu Hao nodded. ”You have a Mysterious Yin Physique. Anyone who copulates with you will experience rejuvenation, and you can also enhance your own Taoist cultivation.”

Qiu Yun’er asked in amazement, ”Really? Brother Chu Hao, what is copulation?”

The innocent Qiu Yun’er knew nothing about the intimate affairs between men and women. Chu Hao cleared his throat and said, ”Well, how to put it? To be more precise, it’s like making babies.”

Qiu Yun’er looked puzzled and said with great curiosity, ”Making babies? How do you make them? Yun’er has heard about Nuwa creating humans.”