Invincible Little School Doctor

Chapter 666: Chapter 665: Vitality Mud

”Doctor Ye, must we really use this method?” President Li asked in alarm.

”Given your current condition, there’s no other way besides a medicinal bath!” Ye Haochuan asserted.

”This...” President Li was trembling all over, somewhat unable to accept it.

”Ye Haochuan, I think you’re clearly showing off! If something happens to President Li, you can prepare to go to prison!” Tang Zhen shouted.

”There’s no need for Brother Tang Zhen to worry about this, I’ll take full responsibility for any consequences!” Ye Haochuan chuckled.

”That’s a living life you’re dealing with, what can you be responsible for? As a doctor, I cannot let you joke around with a patient’s life so carelessly!” Tang Zhen grabbed Ye Haochuan and glared at him.

Ye Haochuan glanced at him, annoyed, ”The patient hasn’t complained, and here you are, ranting like a shrew in the street, don’t you feel like a monkey jumping up and down?”

Having said that, Ye Haochuan turned to President Li, ”Do you trust me?”

Trust? How can I trust you? I’ve known you for less than an hour, okay?

President Li’s forehead was slick with cold sweat, his eyebrows nearly furrowed enough to drip, clearly undergoing intense mental conflict.

”Damn it, I’m going for it!” After a moment’s thought, President Li clenched his teeth and said, ”Rather than living in fear every day, I might as well take a chance now! What’s the worst that can happen? Dying a year earlier isn’t a big deal!”

Upon hearing this, Ye Haochuan smiled proudly and said to Tang Zhen, ”See? The patient has agreed. Instead of wasting time here, you might as well go and guard the restroom; you might have a chance to eat something warm.”

”You...” Tang Zhen was suddenly at a loss for words, trembling with rage, yet unable to utter a word of rebuttal.

”Elder Kou, are you really sure about this? This is a matter of life and death, absolutely not to be taken lightly.” Hearing Ye Haochuan mention the medicinal bath, Old Master Kou was suddenly alarmed and quickly asked.

Just as Tang Zhen had said, this medicinal bath only existed in history books. Old Master Kou had practiced medicine for decades but had never seen anyone actually use a medicinal bath to treat illnesses.

”Don’t worry, Elder Kou, I know what I’m doing!” Ye Haochuan confidently declared.

”Alright, old man, I trust you! Someone, go and prepare what Doctor Ye just mentioned!”

Old Master Kou personally ordered it, so no one else felt it was their place to say anything more, and quickly someone went to prepare it.

Then, Ye Haochuan took a pen and paper and wrote down several medicinal names.

”Wife, could you help me pick up some medicine?” Ye Haochuan handed the prescription to Kou Jing, grinning mischievously.

How could this scoundrel call me that in front of so many people?

Kou Jing’s face flushed a shade of red, quickly took the prescription, and shyly said, ”Scoundrel, who’s your wife?”

This wasn’t a defense, clearly just a couple flirting.

Tang Zhen clenched his teeth on the side, muttering menacingly, ”Bastard! When your treatment fails, I’ll make sure you’re too embarrassed to show your face!”

Ye Haochuan didn’t bother with him but instead, wrapping his arms around Kou Jing’s soft waist, whispered, ”Remember, the dosage of these medicines must be precise, not more, not less!”

The reason for asking Kou Jing to personally pick up the medicine was because Ye Haochuan was very strict about the dosage of the herbs. He did not trust anyone else to do it.

”Got it!” Kou Jing blushed even more, quickly wriggled out of Ye Haochuan’s arms, and ran off like she was escaping.

Was this guy finally willing to confirm our relationship in front of everyone?

Kou Jing suddenly felt a little excited, and her running speed inexplicably increased.

”She really can’t be kept at home anymore! Haha,” Old Master Kou said, laughing knowingly.

Hearing this, Tang Zhen felt so aggrieved he wanted to bash his head against a wall.

About half an hour later, on the basketball court of the hotel, two stoves were set up. Pine barrels filled with water were placed on top of equally filled iron pots, resembling a steamer used for cooking food.

Although the location shifted from the reception hall to the outdoors, the guests did not leave; instead, due to Ye Haochuan’s bizarre treatment method, even more onlookers were drawn, packing the inside and outside of the basketball court so tightly that no one could move.

Soon, Kou Jing returned with the medicine.

Ye Haochuan placed one hundred and eight types of medicinal herbs in order, filled the pot with water, and placed it on the stove to boil over high heat. The strong scent of the medicine quickly dispersed, making people feel refreshed and clear-headed.

Ye Haochuan suddenly froze, staring blankly at the white steam continuously rising from the purple clay teapot, as if he had entered a meditative trance.

”What are you actually doing? Getting all these people to watch you play tricks, it’s amusing, isn’t it?” Tang Zhen, unable to wait any longer, snorted coldly.

”Shut up! Just watch quietly from the side!” Old Master Kou suddenly shouted loudly.

”Master...” Tang Zhen wanted to argue, but seeing Old Master Kou’s furious gaze, he finally shut up sulkily.

Only then did Old Master Kou look at Ye Haochuan doubtfully, falling into deep thought.

Ye Haochuan remained motionless, seemingly unaware even of Tang Zhen’s sarcastic remarks.

The white smoke from the purple clay teapot grew denser and lingered in midair for a long time.

A quarter of an hour later, the white smoke suddenly decreased rapidly, replaced by a somewhat burnt smell.

”This guy didn’t fall asleep, did he?”

”Hey, wake up, did your wife tell you to go home and kneel on the washing board~”

”Haha...”

The crowd grew increasingly noisy, and some even lost their patience, muttering ”Charlatan” before shaking their heads and walking away.

Ye Haochuan seemed to enter his own world, completely detached from his surroundings. No matter how the bystanders reacted, he seemed completely oblivious.

It was only when the white smoke suddenly turned to black smoke that he finally raised his eyebrows and shouted lowly, ”Now is the moment!”

Longevity Gang Qi instantly burst from the palm of his hand, entering the purple clay teapot and rapidly kneading the herbs. Moments later, Ye Haochuan suddenly reached into the purple clay teapot and pulled out a black, paste-like substance.

”Done!” Ye Haochuan took a long breath and suddenly chuckled, looking around at the people and saying, ”The first act ends here, ten-minute intermission, the second act will begin shortly. Hehe!”

Damn it, we came here to see a treatment, not a play!

Everyone scorned Ye Haochuan.

”Ye Haochuan, what mystical nonsense are you up to now?” Tang Zhen couldn’t help but curse.

”This second step is to apply this ointment all over President Li’s body. Surely, you don’t want President Li stripping naked right here, do you?” Ye Haochuan looked at Tang Zhen as if he were a fool.

”Mystical nonsense!” Tang Zhen snorted coldly.

Ye Haochuan, uninterested in arguing, led President Li into a room. Moments later, President Li had changed into a loose, thin shirt, his body completely covered in the black ointment.

”This... could this possibly be the Vitality Mud that can bring back life from mere bones?” Old Master Kou suddenly thought of something, his eyes shining as he spoke.

”Excellent observation, Elder Kou!” Ye Haochuan laughed.

”It really is Vitality Mud?” Old Master Kou trembled with excitement, ”I have been practicing medicine for nearly sixty years and always thought that Vitality Mud was merely a legendary substance.”

Having said that, he turned to President Li and said, ”President Li, there really is hope for your condition now!”