Rebirth of the Godly Prodigal

Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios

“Ah, this is really troublesome…” Hong Dali sat with his legs crossed on his bed. He was looking down at his small penis. Oh wait, that’s wrong, it couldn’t be called a small penis now. It should be called—big bird, about to be not lazy!

“Damn it!” Thinking of this, Hong Dali felt a pain in his balls and scolded. Then, he furiously rubbed his face. “Now I have another 20 attribute points again, should I add them, add them, or add them?”

If he added them, he was afraid that his bird would become too big—this thing was better if it were slightly larger, but if it were too large… having something bulging down there even when he was walking around was quite a pain in the balls.

But if he didn’t add them, Hong Dali felt that he couldn’t bear the temptation. After all, all men wish for their bird to be larger.

Thus, Hong Dali had sat in this position on his bed for an entire hour.

In the end, he still couldn’t resist the temptation. He fiercely bit his teeth. “All goes nothing. I don’t believe that just this 20 attribute points can cause my small penis to become one time larger!” Thinking of this, he pulled out the system interface and used his attribute points.

The usual golden light, firstly starting from his whole body, then gathering on top of his small penis.

This time, the process was much faster than last time. After all, the points were half of last time. Therefore, after a short while, the golden light totally disappeared.

And Hong Dali finally had the courage to open his eyes and looked at his small penis.

Luckily, the last 20 points didn’t cause his small penis to enlarge by a lot. From what he saw, it only got larger by a small scale. As for other changes, he couldn’t tell if there was any.

“What kind of situation is this?” Hong Dali felt quite curious. “It didn’t get much larger? Then where did those 20 points went to?”

After thinking for a while, Hong Dali finally realized. “Oh my, don’t tell me it was added to the endurance for sexual capability…”

This is good, this is good, a real man must be able to last!

“Humph, humph. Speaking of which, this system is indeed awesome…” After proudly thinking for a while, Hong Dali pulled out the system interface from inside his mind again. On it was written: “Health attribute: 100, Sexual capability: 100. Current Mission: Third Time Squandering, Mission Requirement: Squander 15,000,000 yuan in a month’s time, Current Value Squandered: 7,546,415, Current Time Spent: 12 days 17 hours. Mission Reward: Additional 15 attribute points.”

Yup, still okay. Already halfway done, not bad.

Currently, he still had 18 days left. Counting carefully, Zhong Dian website still needed to continue on advertising, “The Gale Flash” was also still filming, “I Am a Singer” was starting in its preparation, and there was also the outer area of Tianjing Mountain which was going to hire people to clear the trash. Counting all of that in, he should be able to complete his mission within this 17 plus days.

Actually, it would not matter even if he couldn’t complete the mission. After all, there wasn’t any punishment. What Hong Dali was really concerned with was to maximize all his stats to see what the system would be like after it upgraded. But thinking about it, he was sure that there would be interesting things appearing after the upgrade. As for what it actually was, who knew. Whatever the case, the system was already awesome. It couldn’t get any worse, could it!

…

The next morning, Hong Dali was boringly reading a novel in class.

At the same time, at the school’s entrance.

A black mass of students was assembled there, obviously split into two different groups. There was a total of a hundred plus people, and it could be seen that a storm seemed to be developing!

“Liu Mingcheng, our first-year students and you second-year students have always gone our separate ways. Did you think because of that we are afraid of you? You asshole, what are you trying to do bringing so many people to block the school gate?” One person stood in front of Liu Mingcheng as his eyebrows dashed upwards and his hands holding a broomstick, furiously staring at the group of 50 plus people blocking the school gate, led by Liu Mingcheng.

He was about 17 years old, wore an expensive set of uniform, and had his hair combed into a spike. He was quite handsome, and his height was about 1.75 meters. His most striking feature was a dragon head tattooed at the side of his left neck, seemingly wriggling towards his chest.

In this high school, the only person who dared to oppose Liu Mingcheng, other than Hong Dali, was this new upstart from the first year, the Big Young Master of the Bu Family, Bu Lixue.

Bu Lixue’s family was slightly weaker than the Hong Family and the Liu Family, but not by much.

Different from Hong Dali’s nitwitted squandering and Liu Mingcheng’s arrogant and despotic behavior, although Bu Lixue was doleful in nature, he was very particular about loyalty to his friends. He was the recognized leader of all first-year students, and his place in their hearts was akin to that of Hong Dali and Liu Mingcheng.

The air reeked of fireworks, and a single spark could have turned it into a group fight.

Liu Mingcheng crossed his arms and said in a cold tone, “Bu Lixue, these few days you guys spread rumors in the school. Very fun, isn’t it? At first, I wondered why this news spread so fast. But then, I found out it was you, first-years, who were behind this. Bu Lixue, it isn’t time for class yet, shouldn’t we settle our grudges now?”

“You’re asking me for an answer? That’s fine.” Bu Lixue fiercely said, “Dayao is my classmate, I shall bear the responsibility of this matter for him.”

“Fine, you have quite the machismo. I shall grant you your wish.” Liu Mingcheng flared and clenched his fist. “You have quite the air of a triad leader. Unfortunately, it all ends here!”

Liu Mingcheng raised his hand as he said so, about to shout out the signal to start fighting. But just at this moment, something happened.

First, a series of the roaring sounds of an engine sounded from far away and appeared behind them in the blink of an eye.

Normally, in this high school, it wasn’t something rare for a student to drive a luxurious car or sports car to school. However, one with such a loud engine was still rare. It wasn’t that of a normal noise disturbance, but a deep metal sound, the type that could be heard only when the engine reached a certain level of horsepower.

Boom boom boom…

The air and the earth shook as a super streamlined black sports car stopped behind everyone, facing the school gate!

That sports car was almost double the size of a typical sports car, entirely black in color. Under the Sun’s rays, brilliant lights and vibrant colors could be seen. It was more beautiful than even the Lamborghini from Hong Dali’s previous life. Now, the entire car was slightly vibrating, and fire sparks were continuously being spurted out from the exhaust pipe!

At first, the students didn’t notice it because they were about to start the fight. But very quickly, someone noticed something was wrong. After turning around in curiosity and taking a glance, he immediately began to tremble. Endless fear could be heard from his voice. “It’s… it’s Blood Consort! Blood Consort is here!”