Rebirth of the Godly Prodigal

Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios

“OK… fine…” Since Hong Dali already said so, everyone instantly boarded their respective cars and went home. On the way home, Tang Muxin didn’t forget to remind Hong Dali. “Regardless of whether what he said was true or false, you have to be careful in the future. Even if he doesn’t make a move at you, those subsidiaries from your family weren’t friendly towards you as well. You have to be mindful of them, and you must pay special attention to this.”

“Yup, I know.” Comfortably lying on the backrest, Hong Dali stretched his waist. “Ah, I’m so tired.”

Just as he was in a daze and rested upon Li Nianwei’s body, Li Nianwei suddenly leaned close and softly spoke in his ear. “Young Master, there seems to be something wrong with this Dark Gold Earring. When I put it on, my mind seemed to become much clearer than usual, very cooling. I’m not sure if it’s because of the earrings, but my mind felt clearer only after I started wearing it.”

“Are you serious!?” Hong Dali’s spirit immediately lightened up. He looked at the earrings left and right. “Could it be that I really bought back a divine item?”

He only felt that it was fun, but Tang Muxin was carefully touching the earrings. She suddenly exclaimed in surprise. “Dali, these earrings, there really seems to be some problem in them. Do you still remember that Clear Water Ring that you gave to me the other day?”

“I remember. What about it?” Hong Dali asked in puzzlement.

“That Clear Water Ring has the effect of maintaining the smooth flow of the blood circulation in the body. It’s cooling in summer and warm in winter. This pair of earrings has the effect of keeping its wearer’s head clear.” Tang Muxin analyzed. “Clear Water, Dark Gold, their names seem to be quite similar in concept. With regards to the five elements, Metal, Wood, Water, Fire, and Earth, could it be that these two are a set?”

What the heck, this was definitely a huge discovery!

Hong Dali said in surprise, “Will there be a set effect if worn together? What you meant is that there are five pieces to this set of jewelry? According to the five elements, Metal, Wood, Water, Fire, and Earth?”

“Your luck is really invincible.” Tang Muxin pouted and said, “Purposely squandering and earning yourself a divine item. I really think that’s the case. Now that Water and Metal are already in our possession, we’re still lacking Wood, Fire, and Earth. I wonder if it’s possible to collect all of them.”

“Young Master, such a valuable item…” After Li Nianwei heard that, she tried to take off her earrings, but was stopped by Hong Dali. He grinned and said, “Just wear it first, I have already said that it was for you. If I manage to collect the remaining three pieces, then you can give me yours to try the effect. There’s no need to rush now. If I keep it, I might accidentally throw it away at any moment.”

Li Nianwei had never rejected Hong Dali’s words before. She gave a slight smile, showing that she had accepted keeping the earrings.

Knowing about this, Hong Dali was quite happy. His eyes were beaming with light as he laughed loudly and said, “Haha, this is really awesome! Oh my, it was a favorite of mine to play this type of item collecting game. Just that I have no idea if they really are a set, will there be a set effect? Maybe it will suddenly turn me into Superman? I must look out for it in the future, hehe.”

Tang Muxin was still mumbling. “He can get a divine item from squandering, my perspective of the world, sigh…”

Today’s plan of squandering big time was a full success. Everyone was very satisfied.

After sending Tang Muxin and Li Nianwei home to rest, the three Prayer Angels opened the path while Hong Dali sat in the backseat of his own Soaring Angel, excited. “I have spent 4 million and more in these past few days, and the Great Prodigal System has also shown that I have accumulated 43 attribute points. Brouhaha, I shall immediately add them once I arrive back home. Damn it, this long wait is really killing me.”

Actually, previously Hong Dali had already accumulated a few attribute points, just that he didn’t use them.

After all, the sexual capability stats and health stats were different.

For the health stats, every point added would make his body better.

But for sexual capability stats, it was different. This was related to the size of his penis. An average adult’s penis in the normal state was only slightly larger than a thumb—some more talented might have it slightly larger, but there was a limit to it. If he added two or three points at a time, it would be quite hard to tell if there was any difference. Therefore, Hong Dali held them until his attribute points accumulated to a large sum. Now, if all 40 plus points were used together, the difference would be quite obvious.

They reached home shortly after. Hong Dali directly charged towards his bedroom. “Mum, I’m back! I’m going up first!”

“Oh dear, you little rascal, slower, slower! Don’t fall!” Seeing Hong Dali bustling around, Lan Ruoxi’s heart almost jumped out. “It’s not like I’m forcing you to go and study, why are you rushing off so fast? Hold the banister when you’re going up the stairs, aren’t you afraid of misstepping?”

“I know that Mum, hehe.” Hong Dali laughing touched his nose and decisively slowed down his pace.

It wouldn’t be good if he concerned his family again.

Very quickly, he reached his bedroom. Hong Dali threw down his bag, took off his jacket, and started taking in deep breaths…

After doing that for an entire ten times, he finally calmed down. Then… he felt nervous! He carefully locked the door, drew the curtains, then tossed around in bed, worrying about the effectiveness of the stats. In the end, he went online for an hour or so before he finally calmed down and was prepared to start adding the attribute points.

Actually, it wasn’t Hong Dali’s fault for worrying. What the sexual capability stats meant exactly was uncertain. Hong Dali was actually quite clueless about it. Thinking positively, it could cause his penis to grow larger. This was what the System admitted, meaning that it would become the same as an average man’s.

But! Only the ghost would know what was considered to be the size of an average person’s penis in the eyes of the system? After all, this wasn’t Earth’s technology. If it considered the erected size of an average penis to be five to six centimeters or seven to eight centimeters…

Then, Hong Dali would definitely go knock himself against the wall.

This was the real reason as to why he was so hesitant in adding the attribute points. The uncertainty of this thing was too significant, and anyone in his shoes would worry as well.

But whatever reasons there might be, he had already hesitated long enough. Now that the attribute points were available, in the end, he still had to add it.

“It’s all or nothing! If I don’t succeed, then I shall die trying!” Making up his mind, Hong Dali sniffled fiercely and took off all of his clothing very quickly. Then, with an expression that was too horrible to look at, he looked at the small stick that caused him so many worries.

It was bald down there, and at the center was just a small white stick the size of half his pinky. With it were two eggs the size of his thumb, growing there by themselves.

He would let it pass if it were just a little stick, but just the foreskin was 1.5-centimeters long when the whole thing was only 3-centimeters long!

Looking at this small thing that was so small that it looked cute, Hong Dali really had the temptation to draw on it. Then, it would look just like the head of an elephant…

Whoosh… Deeply taking in a deep breath, since no matter how bad the results would be, it definitely would be better than this! Hong Dali fiercely decided. “Add all of the attribute points to my sexual capability!”