Rebirth of the Godly Prodigal

Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios

The group of people entered the bathroom in a mighty fashion, which immediately attracted the attention of the students around them, as they did not know what they were doing. However, with Hong Dali’s mighty background, they were not worried that he would be beaten in the bathroom—having a war with words occasionally was fine; however, whoever dared to touch Hong Dali was the same as trying to seek death. Not even Tianwang Laozi could save that person…

After entering the bathroom, Hong Dali’s face twitched slightly, before sliding his zipper open. Liu Mingcheng deliberately leaned towards him, facing the urinary pod, and sneered in his heart. Aiya, this kid looks so thin, his little stick is definitely not big. I have called my lackeys to prepare the camera. Wait till he takes out his little stick before taking a picture! Wahahahaha! When the picture spreads, the effect will absolutely be excellent!

While he was thinking about it, he took out his own bird which was around the size of a thumb, before waiting for Hong Dali to take out his.

Hong Dali did not even bother glancing at him. He slowly took off his pants, before showing off his arrogant giant bird!

After a short glance at it, Liu Mingcheng was completely frightened till he peed uncontrollably—yes, uncontrollably. The urine in his bladder could not be controlled no matter what and came gushing out. At this moment, Liu Mingcheng’s few lackeys started to take pictures madly.

Liu Mingcheng’s body was filled with cold sweat and decisively turned around, blocking his small little bird from being seen.

However, all this was for naught as it was too late.

Hong Dali had a quick and refreshing pee while humming a song. After casually peering over at Liu Mingcheng’s small bird, he did not say anything but felt a wave of excitement and pride before slowly zipping up his pants and exhaling a breath of refreshment.

It’s ok, it’s ok, this brat did not have any reaction! Liu Mingcheng felt as if he had paid a visit to death’s door, feeling eerily cool all over.

However, it was a pity that he got happy too early—when Hong Dali went out of the toilet, he suddenly smiled awkwardly. “Keke…” Then he walked and mumbled, with his voice not being too big nor too small, but just enough for Liu Mingcheng to hear. “Ai, for a man, anything can be small, just that thing, definitely can’t be small…”

Liu Mingcheng’s face was full of shame, and he couldn’t wait to knock himself to death immediately. This time, he had seriously lost all his face and prestige…

“Ahhhhh!!”

Just a while later, the whole toilet was filled with Liu Mingcheng’s heartrending cries.

The students nearby all looked at each other and were unclear as to what had just happened. If a curious person were present, they would ask: “Hey, do you know what happened? How did Liu Mingcheng’s utter such a heartrending cry?” At this time, a sneaky male student walked out of the bathroom and whispered, “You may not have seen the scene just now, but the great Young Master is a big man!”

“What happened? What happened? Quickly tell us!”

“Yeah, yeah, what in the world happened inside? Liu Mingcheng got beaten?”

“Can you talk faster and clearer, why do you speak so slowly?”

Seeing that he got everyone’s attention, he then explained softly. “When I was in there previously, I heard Liu Mingcheng proclaim that ‘For a man, anything can be small, just that thing, definitely can’t be small.’ I was curious about what he was talking about and glanced over. Guess what did I see?”

“What is it?” The students surrounding had their eyes lit up brighter than lightbulbs, staring at him. “Faster, say it!”

“At that moment, I saw it!” The student that just came out of the washroom said, “Young Master Dali’s plaything, it’s definitely a giant one. I have never seen anyone as big as his since I was born. Though Liu Mingcheng’s plaything can be considered not small; however, if one were to compare it with Young Master Dali’s, it would be just like a tiny little bird!”

“What the fuck! Is it really true? So scary?!” The students nearby exclaimed.

“It definitely can’t be truer than this.” The student that just came out of the washroom continued, “Do you still remember that Young Master Dali always calls his lackeys to clear the toilet before he uses it? In the past, we always thought that it was because it is too small to be shown. But proven just now, the reason is that it’s so big that it scares people!”

“Yes, yes, looks like we have all been wrong initially. Young Master Dali was scared that it would affect our self-confidence, and thus, did it because he wanted the better for us.”

“Haish, it’s my fault that I mistook him in the past. Aiii, for a man to see such a scene, it does indeed hurt one’s pride.”

“This time, Liu Mingcheng must really feel miserable. After seeing such a scene… Aiii, let’s hope he does not dwell too much on the difference in sizes.”

“Yeah,” said the classmates in the bathroom. “Liu Mingcheng has always been blowing his trumpet, saying that his thing is very big. Do you still remember the comic? The big evil BOSS called Dior Brando? Liu Mingcheng likes the villain and, on top of that, he has always said that his bird is relatively large, so he gave himself a nickname called ‘Bird, Not Lazy’ [1. The Chinese pronunciation of ‘not lazy’ sounds like the Chinese pronunciation of the English name ‘Brando’]. But this time, he really screwed up! Young Master Dali’s one, which is bigger than his bird by one whole big circle, is definitely his big brother. If it were me, Young Master Dali would have to change his nickname in the future, to become ‘Big Bird, Not Lazy.’

“Yes, yes, yes, let’s settle on ‘Big Bird, Not Lazy.’”

“This nickname is good, and is definitely suitable!”

“Big Bird, Not Lazy—what an inspiring nickname!”

The group of students laughed merrily together, their joy heard throughout the corridor.

The news spread like wildfire in school.

Soon, overwhelming rumors began to spread and became viral. As the greatest king of the year, Hong Dali’s nickname multiplied in just a few moments. “Big Bird Hong,” “Big Bird, Not Lazy,” “Big Brother Bird,” etc.

When people first met, the first words were mostly the same: “Have you heard about it? Big Bro Dali has a big bird, an absolutely big one!”

“I already knew that long ago. It was peculiar that Big Bro Dali had to have his lackeys clear the toilet before he went in. Now it seems that he was just hoping to take care of our self-esteem.”

“Why must it be ‘Big Bird, Not Lazy”? Aish, so embarrassing. But on the same note, is Big Bro Dali’s plaything really that big?”

“How can it be fake? According to those present at the scene, it’s absolutely gigantic when compared to Liu Mingcheng’s small bird. Such a nickname is certainly apt!”

“Aiya, so big. This… this will cause people to be awkward and embarrassed…”

“Little sister, have you fallen in love, want to give it a try?”

“N… no! Fur… furthermore, Young Master Dali would never find me good enough…”

While Liu Mingcheng walked in the campus with a blue face, students nearby would point out and say: “Look, ‘Small Bird, Not Lazy’ is there. Aiya, so pitiful. The blow he received this time is much heavier than the previous one where he got his car smashed. Aii…”

“Quickly, let’s leave. ‘Small Bird, Not Lazy’ is on his way here, let’s leave in case he becomes mad at us.”

“Yeah, yeah, whoever that receives such a mental blow, would definitely not feel good, aii, so pitiful.”

“W… Why?!” Liu Mingcheng was about to collapse. “How can his plaything be so big! This is impossible, it is impossible! He is so thin and tall; he is just slightly taller than 1.75m. How could that thing be so big? It’s not scientific! It’s not scientific! I must have seen wrongly! Ah, ah, ah!!!”

Hong Dali was sitting in his classroom reading a book since he had nothing much better to do, while students nearby would constantly discuss: “Big Bro Dali has become a legend. Big Bird Hong, aiya, how I hope I had one as big as his. Aiii…”

“Not only do you have this wish. A big bird, that’s certainly every man’s wish!”

Hong Dali: “What are these guys saying? Uncomprehendable. What ‘Big Bird, Not Lazy,’ who is that?” After that, he looked at the time and finally regained his enthusiasm. “Finally, school is about to end. I can then go and shootUnexpectedly! at night, haha!”