Rebirth of the Godly Prodigal

Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios

After a long wait, the lunch bell finally rang.

Hong Dali packed up neatly and was ready to go off. When he arrived at the door of the classroom, he saw a blushing Tang Muxin standing in the doorway. When she saw him coming out, she suddenly lowered her head and started to walk out of school first.

What in the world was happening?

Hong Dali hurriedly ran over and curiously asked, “Ai, Xinxin, why are you running away the moment you see me? I have not done anything shameful, have I?”

Tang Muxin couldn’t wait to throw the bag at his head. “You have become Big… Big Bird Hong, stay away from me! Don’t come over, got it?!” She softly spoke.

“Big Bird Hong?” With an innocent face, Hong Dali asked. “It’s alright to call me Hong Dali or Hong Dacui, but what’s with Big Bird Hong?”

“Well, isn’t… isn’t it because…” Tang Muxin’s face was beet red with embarrassment, and even her whole neck started to become red. “Isn’t it because you, who had nothing better to do after eating than to have a competition with Liu Mingcheng, competing whose thing was bigger?! Now the whole school is calling you ‘Big Bird, Not Lazy.’”

“What the f*ck, how can it be blamed on me?!” Hong Dali spat out a mouthful of water. “I just wanted to go to the toilet, and he wanted to follow me no matter what! I can’t just avoid going to the toilet because he wants to follow, right? One can hold in their feces but can’t hold in their pee. You have heard of this, no?”

“What… What do you mean by you can hold in this but not that!” Tang Muxin wanted to pinch Hong Dali to death. “Don’t come near me!”

“Okay, okay, I won’t get close!” Hong grumbled. “We still have to go to catch a movie together later…”

“We will talk when the time comes!” Tang Muxin walked away at a faster pace while huffing. “Get away from me!”

You’re really hard to serve! Hong Dali pouted. “Okay, I will stay away from you. Aiii, a woman’s heart is just like picking a needle from the seabed. So hard to understand!”

It was noisy all the way, but in the end, they still boarded the car. The three Prayer Angels opened the way, with the Soaring Angel following at the back all the way to the Chenhui Building before heading straight to the 9th floor Caiwei Entertainment Company.

“Greetings, Young Master!” At the sight of Hong Dali’s formidable lineup entering the company, Caiwei Entertainment’s employees stood up and greeted him.

“Greetings comrades, you have worked hard!” Hong Dali raised his right hand and waved to them like a Nazi leader, before decisively saying the following lines: “One thousand per person, tip them!”

Caiwei Entertainment’s employees immediately felt a sense of gratitude. It feels so blissful following the Young Master. We can eat whatever we want and receive tips without much effort. It was such a wise decision to come and work here. Sun God, I worship you!

At this time, Li Nianwei smiled and greeted him. She said softly, “Young Master, are you still shooting Unexpectedly! ?”

“Shoot, of course, we will shoot it.” Hong Dali said while chuckling. “Get everyone ready, there are some amendments in the opening speech.”

“Okay.” Li Nianwei and Zhang Cai immediately arranged for everyone to prepare.

Ten minutes later, in Caiwei Entertainment’s recording studio.

It was still Ling Xiaoyi who made the opening speech: “This program is brought to you by—”

Following that, a male lackey with a deep voice continued: “Prodigal League,” before it was Hong Dali’s turn: “I want to spend freely, I want to squander!”

Ling Xiaoyi then continued: “And also—”

The same lackey said, “Tang’s Pharmaceutical,” And following it was Tang Muxin’s turn: “Don’t stop taking the medication!”

From here, there are additional lines in the script.

Ling Xiaoyi: “Might Beverages,” This time around, it was still Hong Dali who continued with his deep voice: “A day without Might Beverage, A day of discomfort!”

With the closure done by Ling Xiaoyi: “Sponsored and broadcasted.”

After the introduction, they were all rolling on the floor laughing. Zhang Cai could not even lift her head up, and Li Nianwei covered her mouth as she giggled. Even Tang Muxin, who had known beforehand, could not stop laughing.

Ling Xiaoyi, being the leader of the lackeys, was unable to hold back and burst out laughing. “Young Master’s ideas are always interesting.”

With a loud Pa , Hong Dali gave out an order. “Everyone has coordinated well, tip everyone a thousand!”

Everyone around broke out in worship. “Thank You For Bestowing Kindness Upon Us, Young Master!”

After giggling for a short while, Hong Dali asked, “Are the opening animation and opening and ending theme songs finished? How are they?”

Zhang Cai, who followed Hong Dali the longest, reported first: “They have already been finished. These two are not difficult. Our avatars have been artistically edited before putting it in the opening scene. The effect is very good, so people will start laughing at a glance…”

“En, good.” Hong Dali nodded and said with satisfaction. “Then we will set off right now, to the outer ring of Tianjing Mountain! Remember to bring along the light and sound system equipment! Right, Xiaoyi, have you bought the Mountain?”

Xiaoyi answered, “Young Master, it has already been purchased by Master and is currently registered under your name.

“That’s good, haha!” Hong Dali laughed heartily. “Let’s go!”

At this moment, the lighting technician voiced out with much difficulty: “Young Master, if we were to go at this time, the lighting might not be good.”

Hong Dali: “If the light is not good… Oh right, bring along all the strong lights. If there is no sun, we will make one! Let’s go!”

Thus, a large group of people once again rushed downstairs.

Ten minutes later, at the outer ring of Tianjing Mountain.

Hong Dali looked at the surrounding environment, where green trees the lush grassland covered the landscape. Hong Dali was quite satisfied with it. Opening his arms wide, he shouted to the skies: “These hills are all mine, hahaha! This master here wants to occupy the mountain as the king and collect road tax!”

The people around responded instantly: “The Young Master is almighty!”

After being happy for a while, Hong Dali suddenly looked around and expressed dissatisfaction with the garbage hanging on trees buried in the grass. He immediately called upon Xiaoyi. “Xiaoyi, help me find people to come and clear away all these garbage lying around. This is such a good place, yet there is rubbish lying around everywhere, how can this be tolerated? In the future, I’m going to build a large cottage here, and a horse farm nearby. If I have nothing to do, I will just stop by to ride horses. The used plastic bags and iron boxes lying around will affect my mood. Help me calculate how much the cleaning costs.”

After a simple calculation, Ling Xiaoyi quickly replied, “Young Master, if it’s only this area, about 100,000 or so will be enough. However, if you want the mountains to be cleaned up too, then it will cost much more as many plastic bags are lying high up in the mountains. Helicopters may be needed to help clean it up. Adding everything up, it’s estimated that it will take about three million.”

“That’s settled then!” Hong Dali made a decision immediately. “I will fork out three million to improve the environment here. Such a scenic place with mountains and water, if it’s affected by garbage, that would not be pleasing to the eyes. Just use the helicopter to clear all the garbage on the hanging trees. You’re responsible for finding someone. If three million is not enough, come and find me for more.”

“Noted, Young Master.” Ling Xiaoyi hurriedly replied.

At this moment, Tang Muxin, who was beside Hong Dali, pulled his sleeves strongly and asked, “Dali, let’s shoot a movie using just this area. Just spend 100,000 or so to clean it up. There’s no need to make it so big, is there?” With regards to Hong Dali’s performance as a prodigal, Tang Muxin could do nothing to stop it. She could only see what was arranged by the Heavens for him.

“How is that possible?” Hong Dali rebutted. “This is my place. I am the master!”