Ghost Catching System

Could Chu Hao really be brothers with Yama?

Are these Ghost Officiants here to help?

Master Chu, the King of Show-offs, anyone else not convinced?

Old Du Yuezhen was so excited he jumped up and said, ”Master Chu, the Ghost Officiants are here to help! You truly are a god!”

A god my ass!

The tall Ghost Officiant, Gao Jingshou, had obviously come with his brother and sister-in-law for revenge. The strength of a Ghost Officiant is on par with a Dark Killing Ghost. If all three ganged up on him, he was in big trouble.

All I can say is, this is the pits. I haven’t even dealt with the Qi Guicang issue, and now there are these avengers.

No way! If I let the Ghost Officiants cause trouble now, the mission is doomed to fail.

Gao Jingshou, with a ferocious look, said to Chu Hao, ”Kid, this is my big brother and sister-in-law. Hurry and hand over... the Taisui Meat.”

Gao Jingshou hadn’t finished speaking when Chu Hao quickly interjected, ”Brother Gao Jingshou, I know what you want to say, but look! You’re just in time. There’s a little mantis from the Dwarf Kingdom talking smack about you, calling you guys useless Ghost Officiants. I was so pissed, I’ve already started fighting it.”

Ma Gaoshan, who had a long, lolling tongue, and Niu Liushui, upon hearing this, angrily bit their tongues and said, ”Who’s got the guts to call us useless Ghost Officiants?”

Gao Jingshou said, ”I wasn’t finished speaking, you...”

Chu Hao spoke with righteous indignation, ”Brother Gao Jingshou, no offense, but that little mantis from the Dwarf Kingdom even said that Ghost Officiants are less than garbage. I got so mad and told it off, saying, ’Keep it down! In the Great Country of Huaxia, if I die, thousands more like me will rise!’”

The three Ghost Officiants were all a bit dumbfounded, and Gao Jingshou looked particularly puzzled.

”Guess what that little mantis said then?” Chu Hao continued.

The female Ghost Officiant, Niu Liushui, biting her tongue, raised her voice and asked, ”What did it say?”

”It said, ’The Ghost Officiants of Huaxia? Bring one, I’ll kill one. I can wipe out a dozen!’”

Ma Gaoshan immediately became furious. Biting his tongue, he said, ”How dare they look down on Huaxia’s Ghost Officiants! What’s so great about the Netherworld Lord from the Dwarf Kingdom? Didn’t they suffer enough during World War II? Even a mantis from the Dwarf Kingdom dares to be so arrogant!”

He broke out in a cold sweat... Seems like it wasn’t just the Yang Realm that had a World War II; the Underworld had one too?

Chu Hao said with a vexed expression, ”That’s exactly what I said! Our Huaxia’s Ghost Officiants are all capable, and it’s not that mantis’s place to swagger around. But the mantis said that while the Underworld King is powerful, his minions are just third-rate, absolute garbage. That made me furious!”

Niu Liushui screamed, ”Where’s that mantis?”

Chu Hao pointed. ”There! Right over there.”

The three Ghost Officiants looked over, seething with rage.

The Eight-Headed Ghost Mantis was feeling a bit frustrated. Why are these three Ghost Officiants looking at me with such anger? It’s as if I desecrated their ancestors’ graves.

Ma Gaoshan angrily said, ”It’s indeed a ghastly mantis from the Dwarf Kingdom!”

Biting her tongue, Niu Liushui screamed, ”Kill it! Daring to strut around in our Huaxia!”

Gao Jingshou was a bit confused, but since the other two had spoken, he felt he couldn’t say much.

The three Ghost Officiants charged forward with a YELL, Soul-hooking Rope, Ghost-whipping Whip, and Soul Hook all unleashed upon it.

The Eight-Headed Ghost Mantis raged, ”You damn fool!”

Ma Gaoshan, biting his tongue, glared and said, ”Damn it, you think I can’t understand you? Dwarf Kingdom’s little mantis, you’re asking for a beating!”

The Soul-hooking Rope caught its Mantis Claw, and Niu Liushui’s Ghost-whipping Whip lashed out.

It sent the Eight-Headed Ghost Mantis flying with a furious shriek, ”You damn fool! You’re all dead meat!”

”Damn fool your sister! Dwarf Kingdom’s little mantis, wait until I deal with you, then it’s that kid’s turn!” Gao Jingshou said angrily.

The intelligence of these three Ghost Officiants really is cause for concern.

Seeing how the deceit had worked, Chu Hao was overjoyed. I’m simply a genius! This trick, I learned from Wang Qi. Showing off is just a moment; shamelessness is forever. Wang Qi, Brother Hao thanks you here and now.

The crowd, each with their eyes wide and jaws dropped, watched Chu Hao.

Chu Hao turned around. Seeing the weird expressions on everyone’s faces, he cleared his throat and said, ”As I’ve said before, I’m brothers with Yama, and this is the help my big bro has sent.”

Where’s his shame?

Damn it, there actually exists such a shameless person in this world!

Just now, who was it that said dealing with the Ghost Officiants was as easy as spinning a top? He sure changed his tune quickly.

Gao Yuzhen took this opportunity to shout, ”Master Chu is mighty and domineering! He will destroy that Dwarf Kingdom’s little mantis!”

Qin Feng also quickly added, ”Go, Huaxia’s Ghost Officiants! Don’t let that Dwarf Kingdom’s little mantis act so arrogantly!”

These two were already scared by Chu Hao’s tactics. They only wanted to make up for their previous faults, so they were more excited than anyone to promote Chu Hao’s grand image.

”The Master is mighty!”

”May the Master live for millennia and reign supreme!”

The crowd snapped out of it and began cheering loudly.

”Ding… Host bluffed pretentiously, gaining 200 Pretentiousness Points.”

Chu Hao placed his hands on his hips, unable to resist showing off.

However, on second thought, this wasn’t a sustainable strategy; that little mantis was too ferocious.

At the moment, the battlefield was four against one. Although the Dwarf Kingdom’s mantis was at a disadvantage, it was still very fierce. Using its wings for incredible speed, it seemed almost invincible.

”Damn it! You think you, little Dwarf Kingdom mantis, can escape my grasp?”

Chu Hao took out the True Word Brush, quickly wrote the character for ’Fight,’ and exclaimed, ”Heaven is clear, earth is spiritual, soldiers move with the seal, generals act on command! Emergency Wish-Granting Command!”

The ’Fight’ character from the True Word Brush immediately drained 1,000 of his Mana Points.

With a ROAR, a golden lion’s phantom image pounced towards the Dwarf Kingdom’s little mantis.

The little mantis, already struggling against the others and seeing Chu Hao attempting a sneak attack, was furiously enraged.

It believed that it could tear the lion apart in an instant with its own strength.

Diao Chan, at the crucial moment, triggered her charm technique, her newly upgraded skill: Enchanting All Living Beings.

”Charm technique!”

Diao Chan’s delicate, rosy lips blew a kiss towards the Dwarf Kingdom’s little mantis, smacking a heart-shaped lip print onto the Eight-Headed Ghost Mantis.

The little mantis from the Dwarf Kingdom suddenly turned its head, its peach-blossom eyes fixing on Diao Chan, drool streaming uncontrollably.

She’s incredible!

With that, the Eight-Headed Ghost Mantis was restrained.

However, not only did the mantis get a lovestruck expression, but Gao Jingshou and Ma Gaoshan also reacted similarly, looking utterly sleazy, which infuriated Niu Liushui standing nearby.

”ROAR!” The golden lion pounced on the Dwarf Kingdom’s little mantis, biting fiercely and tearing off a huge piece of its wing.

”Ding… Mission of destroying the Eight-Headed Ghost Mantis, 20% complete.”

The Eight-Headed Ghost Mantis screamed in agony. The pain snapped it back to reality as it furiously tore the golden lion in half, fixing its deadly gaze on Chu Hao.

Without its wings, its speed was greatly reduced.

Chu Hao yelled, ”Strike while he’s down! Take his life!”

The three Ghost Officiants cooperated extremely well. They also understood this Dwarf Kingdom little mantis was quite powerful, with at least a thousand years of cultivation.

The Eight-Headed Ghost Mantis went berserk, roaring, ”Mantis-Style Blade Art: Primal Doctrine!”

FUCK!! No wonder it’s a Dwarf Kingdom little mantis; even the name of its blade art is so sleazy. Primal Doctrine... How long until *** appears? You’re asking to be killed!