Ghost Catching System

Luo Ming said indifferently, ”I also find him unpleasant. When you’re at school, you should ’take care’ of him even more.”

Qin Feng nodded repeatedly, his eyes crinkling with a wide smile. I haven’t even come for him, and he’s already offended the Luos? If he doesn’t die, who will?

”Young Master Ming is right, I will definitely take good care of him,” Qin Feng said with a cold smirk.

Qin Feng was just looking for an opportunity to suck up to Luo Ming. This was such a good chance—how could he let it slip by?

Chu Hao, you are destined to become my stepping stone, and the ideal enemy I’ve dreamed of—nothing could be better.

Qin Feng’s eyes narrowed into slits.

Chu Hao watched Luo Ming with a cheerful expression and said, ”TSK TSK... Aren’t you afraid of being tainted by the bad luck of the Poop God?”

”The God of Death?” Luo Ming was a bit puzzled. ”Is this a nickname for Qin Ming? He sounds formidable.”

Chu Hao exclaimed in surprise, ”You don’t know? It’s all over the internet lately. This guy next to you was squatting and pooping in the square.”

Upon hearing this, Luo Ming’s hair stood on end. He stepped back two meters and warily said, ”You’re the star who squatted in the square to poop?”

Qin Feng: ”…”

He wanted to cry. He was eager to explain, but the fact remained.

Qin Feng stepped forward and hurriedly said, ”Young Master Ming, you’ve got it all wrong. It’s not what you think.”

Luo Ming yelped, ”Damn it, stay away from me, freak!”

Luo Ming fled, his face clouded with vexation.

Qin Feng felt like vomiting blood. He glared at Chu Hao angrily. ”Chu Hao, you! You ruined my chance!”

Chu Hao simply shrugged and said, ”I’m just stating the facts.”

Qin Feng, gnashing his teeth in anger, gave Chu Hao a malicious glance and turned to leave. He didn’t want to waste time here; this was a prime opportunity for networking.

But wherever Qin Feng went, as soon as people heard he was the ”Poop God,” they immediately kept their distance, finding him utterly repulsive.

Qin Feng wanted to die. His hatred for Chu Hao was higher than the sky, deeper than the earth.

”AAAH!! Chu Hao, I swear I won’t live under the same sky as you!”

Chu Hao didn’t care what Qin Feng was thinking. Looking at the joyful faces at the banquet, a sense of loneliness crept into his heart.

Chu Hao couldn’t help muttering, Why the hell should I feel lonely? The King of Show-offs is always alone.

System: ”Congratulations Host, you’re gradually mastering the potential of a Pretentious Expert. Your mentality has improved. Please continue to work hard.”

Chu Hao quickly asked, ”Hey, hey... No reward for improving my mentality? If I level up, it means you level up too.”

System: ”Old Tie, no problem. Let’s give you 200 Pretentiousness Points as a reward.”

”DING... The System rewards the Host with 200 Pretentiousness Points.”

HAHA... My System is just the cutest.

No one paid Chu Hao any attention, and he was quite content with the quiet.

In a nearby corner, Chu Hao saw someone—Fang Linxuan.

She was wearing a formal gown tonight; her prominent breasts and astounding cleavage were emphasized by her attire. She exuded an air of nobility, this woman known in the industry as the ”Ageless Goddess.”

There weren’t many people around Fang Linxuan. She seemed like a flower, a snow lotus blooming in the Himalaya Mountains, exuding loneliness and resilience.

She was the daughter-in-law of the Luo Family. Although her husband had died young, making her a widow, her status as a Luo Family daughter-in-law meant no one dared to approach her—not even billionaires.

Fang Linxuan also saw Chu Hao. She walked over with a glass of red wine and smiled, ”Master Chu, are you accustomed to the banquet?”

Chu Hao hurriedly said, ”Auntie, please don’t call me Master Chu. Sister Luo Yan calls me Ah-Hao.”

Fang Linxuan smiled softly, her smile extraordinarily beautiful. ”Alright, then I’ll call you Ah-Hao from now on.”

Chu Hao nodded and said, ”To be honest, I’m not comfortable at this banquet. I don’t like these people.”

Fang Linxuan sipped her red wine and said, ”Indeed. This is the most hypocritical of occasions, the most hypocritical of birthday celebrations. It’s merely to enhance the Luo Family’s reputation, that’s all.”

Luo Yan’s mother, it seems, has experienced a great deal. The more I look at her, the more I feel there is a kind of desolate beauty about her.

Fang Linxuan turned her head, her crystalline eyes twinkled as she smiled and asked, ”Ah-Hao, what do you think of Luo Yan?”

What does this question mean? Is she asking me to comment on Luo Yan?

Chu Hao said, ”I used to run a stall on the bridge. Luo Yan was my first big client. Back then, I actually wanted to rip her off for a hefty sum, but Sister Luo Yan is a very good person.”

Fang Linxuan said in surprise, ”You ran a stall?”

”Yes, fortune-telling is my specialty.”

”Then you should do a reading for me. Don’t worry, I’ll pay you.”

Chu Hao laughed and said, ”How could I dare to take Luo Yan’s mother’s money? She’d probably scold me if she found out.”

”Hehe... Luo Yan takes after me in temperament.”

Chu Hao read Fang Linxuan’s palm, but to others, it looked like this kid was taking advantage of a widow.

”Who is that kid? He even dares to touch Fang Linxuan’s hand,” a successful-looking middle-aged man frowned.

Towards Fang Linxuan, people in this elite circle had a love-hate relationship with her. Her ability to make money was admirable, but her timeless beauty and goddess-like aura intimidated many successful men.

In fact, most of them wanted to get her into bed, but since she was the daughter-in-law of the Luo Family, they dared not make a move.

Chu Hao touched Fang Linxuan’s hand. It was so fair and delicate, smooth as jade. Are these really the hands of a woman who’s almost fifty? This is too unnatural!

After feeling her palm for a while, Chu Hao asked curiously, ”Auntie Fang, how long has it been since you’ve had intercourse?”

Fang Linxuan’s face turned slightly red, but as a mature woman, she didn’t make a fuss. ”Many years. Why do you ask?”

Chu Hao spoke seriously, ”You were born with a naturally alluring beauty, but your husband has been deceased for a long time. This imbalance of Yin and Yang is very detrimental to your health.”

Yin and Yang imbalance! Is there really such a thing, or is he joking with me?

Unable to help herself, Fang Linxuan asked, ”What will happen?”

Chu Hao felt her pulse again and said, ”Lately, have you been feeling a heaviness in your chest? Insomnia?”

Fang Linxuan nodded eagerly. ”Yes, there’s a heaviness in my chest, especially on the left side.”

Chu Hao said, ”That explains it. Your Yin and Yang imbalance is quite severe. Without Yang Qi to complement and nourish your Yin, and since the heart is the nexus of Yin and Yang, this heaviness in the left side of your chest suggests you’re ill. You should really get checked at a hospital. This is no laughing matter.”

Fang Linxuan believed him. The tightness in her chest had only started recently, something she hadn’t even told her own daughter.

Yet Chu Hao, merely by reading her palm, seemed to grasp the gist of it all.

Didn’t he say he only read fortunes? How did he start diagnosing illnesses?

The Ma Yi Divine Calculation Technique could not only be used for fortune-telling and divination, but handling some complex medical conditions was also well within its capabilities.

”I’ll go to the hospital for a check-up tomorrow.”

Just then, Luo Yan walked over. She was breathtaking today. Among all the Luo Family children, she was the most stunning woman; many famous celebrities paled in comparison.

Dressed in a white backless chiffon spaghetti strap dress, she looked sexy, bold, and captivating, commanding the attention of so many.

Blue rhinestones adorned the bodice, radiating an exquisite and supreme elegance. She was dazzlingly eye-catching. The numerous pleats on her skirt gave her an ethereal purity, like that of a Fairy.

Luo Yan gave Chu Hao a glare and said, ”What do you think you’re doing holding my mom’s hand?”