Return of the Antagonistic Lady Boss

Chapter 1185: Chapter 1157: Are All Pregnant Women This Playful?

Yu Minglang pondered for a long time before thinking up this genius nickname. He felt that the old saying about giving a child a quirky name so they grow up strong made a lot of sense. His nickname was Steel Egg, and he grew up so sturdy. The child should continue this style.

Qian’s mouth twitched, ”I’m sure our daughter won’t like this awful-sounding name! I want to name the child Xiaowei!”

Whether it’s the child from a previous life or not, she was determined to name the child Xiaowei, since the name could work for both boys and girls anyway.

”Xiaowei?” Yu Minglang said twice, and hearing him say the child’s name moved Qian deeply.

”No way, both of our nicknames start with ’Little’, how can she be called Xiaowei?”

”...” Qian marveled at his thinking style. In their past lives, they were both quite serious. How did they end up calling each other with cockroach nicknames? But thinking about it more, she found that he had a point.

What to do now?

Wait, seems like they got sidetracked, what were they just talking about again?

”You call me Xiaoqiang, and I call you Mei, our child...” Yu Minglang slapped his forehead, ”Let’s call her Da Wei!”

Qian wearily rested her head on the coffee table, ”Spare the child! She’s still a fetus! Why won’t you let her go!”

Big Eater?

If their delicate daughter heard such an ugly name, wouldn’t she be depressed enough to run away from home?

Qian was sure their daughter would absolutely hate such an ugly nickname, but Yu Minglang still thought he had a great idea, smugly bragging to Qian.

”The ’Wei’ character you thought of is great! Our baby is a unique existence, just like only a sage can achieve harmony. This meaning works too. Yu Yiwei, it sounds nice, much better than Yi Ri from your brother’s family, hahahaha!”

While praising their own child, he didn’t forget to sympathize with his brother’s family, whose child would be out soon. But Qian couldn’t even laugh.

She really didn’t think the silly name ”Da Wei” sounded any better than Yi Ri.

She felt she couldn’t continue with the naming issue anymore. A fool like Yu Minglang, who could give himself a cockroach nickname, could definitely come up with a quirky name for their daughter too!

”Were we just discussing the name problem of the baby?” Qian quietly redirected the topic, which reminded Yu Minglang.

”Right, let’s continue talking about the Mu family’s matter. Before Da Wei is born, you better not do anything dangerous, any-thing!”

Qian pretended not to hear the silly nickname he gave their daughter and argued her point.

”This issue is similar to the current issue between me and our mom. Conflicts exist, but the test is when you solve it harmoniously!”

”You shouldn’t go, so what does that have to do with testing me?”

”A good man should have the capability to solve problems!”

”...Honey, why are you being so cheeky now? First, you try a beauty tactic, now you’re brainwashing me?”

Are all pregnant women as mischievous as his wife?

”It’s the daughter telling me!” Qian nodded seriously.

”Daughter? She’s still just a tiny embryo, right?” Isn’t that what she just said?

Qian stroked her belly and continued, ”I had a dream where our daughter asked me to tell you that her father is the bravest, smartest, and most capable man in the world. She believes you have the ability to solve all of my problems! You can keep me safe and catch the bad guys!”

This type of blatant lie, no man with a bit of intelligence would believe.

Just now discovering Mu Xiaofeng might be involved in that unspeakable thing, how could she have dreamed about it beforehand?

Yu Minglang showed a ’don’t underestimate my intelligence’ expression, just as he was about to correct her, he saw the clever little girl insightfully sigh as she touched her belly.

”Actually, I was fooling you, I didn’t dream about that, but I feel our daughter would hope her parents are responsible people. Being a doctor is like raising a dog, you can’t give up halfway. Besides, if you let her get away, she might retaliate against me, kidnap me or something, then you’d have to send Mei to rescue me, which is too much trouble!”

The Mei incident deeply touched Qian. She also listened to what the veterinarian scolded her about.

Pregnancy is not an excuse or a justification for irresponsibility. She would not sacrifice the child’s safety for so-called responsibilities, but whether it’s the Mei incident or Mrs. Mu’s father, Qian felt that avoidance wasn’t the only solution, there surely would be a way that doesn’t involve risking the child and doesn’t betray her professional ethics.

”You’re really something...” Yu Minglang was impressed by her. Seeing him wavering, Qian utilized her expertise to achieve her goal.

”Honey, imagine our baby being born, chubby and white, looking like you yet like me, with a little beauty mark on the forehead, waving chubby little hands wanting a hug~”

These usual tricks of a psychologist usually wouldn’t work on Yu Minglang, but the soon-to-be-father who’s been cheerfully silly every day was easily hooked. Even though he tried to maintain a straight face, he couldn’t help but grin wider and wider.

Just the thought of that scenario is enough to melt one’s heart!

”And think further, the daughter puckers her little mouth and kisses your face~”

Oh my, can’t take it anymore!

Just thinking about it makes Yu Minglang feel he might laugh to death. It’s just too beautiful!

”After your daughter finishes kissing, she would adorably say, ’Daddy, you’re so amazing~ whenever Mommy has a problem, you can help her solve it~ Come here, another kiss~’”

This person has been bamboozled yet doesn’t realize it, thinking he is still serious.

”Well, regarding this thing you mentioned, there might actually be a solution.” Yu Minglang thought that for the sake of his child’s admiration, he could burn a few more brain cells.

”See, I knew you’d solve it!”

Realizing he’d been hoodwinked, Xiaoqiang felt a bit embarrassed and angry. Just as he was about to scold Qian for using a beauty tactic and a baby tactic simultaneously, Qian touched her belly again, ”Hey, the daughter thinks so too. She probably thinks, ’Daddy is awesome!’ Maybe when she’s happy, she might pinch your cheeks with her chubby little hands~”

Hehe...

Mei lowered her head helplessly, avoiding looking at the fooled silly comrade who’s now only capable of grinning!

Even a dog’s intelligence could detect this as just manipulation!

But since Xiaoqiang is going to be a dad, Qian just needs to use little baby imagery to trigger him, and he’d be unable to stop that silly smile from spreading. Then, whatever Qian teased him with, he’d go along!

Originally being a loyal partner, Qian found out he also has a daughter-con attribute, so how could it be any good?

From this incident onward, Qian seemed to have found Yu Minglang’s weak spot. Whenever they disagreed, she’d touch her belly, give him an associative style brainwash, and Xiaoqiang would exhibit his signature silly grin, like a frog drunk on old wine, completely agreeing with whatever Qian said.

Of course, he wouldn’t admit it. For instance now, even though Mei could see he’d been manipulated by Qian, he was still being stubborn.

”I will think of a temporary solution for this current matter, but next time, for anything similar, you mustn’t be so reckless, got it? Using the child as an excuse—”

Seeing Qian’s smug expression, Yu Minglang pointed at her, embarrassed, ”If it weren’t for our daughter, I’d be settling this score with you!”