Worthless Profession: Dragon Tamer

Chapter 671, I Did Not Do Anything!

Translator: Silavin

Because at this moment, Ning Shuan’er was actually wearing a full set of red wedding attire. Her robes flowed gracefully, and her face was painted with heavy makeup, making her look even more beautiful than before.

Lu Fan knew that Ancient Noble Families generally placed great importance on ancient Dragon Country traditional etiquette, and weddings and funerals were all conducted in this manner.

Whether it was a funeral or a wedding, they followed ancient rites, with elaborate ceremonies and attire that were all carefully considered.

The clothes on Ning Shuan’er’s body featured a phoenix crown and robes, red as blood, majestic and dignified.

Earlier, when she had transformed into a Fire Phoenix, these clothes had been covered by flames, so Lu Fan had not noticed.

Now that the flames had dissipated, Ning Shuan’er appeared wearing this outfit, which was truly stunning.

“Lu Fan, you’ve finally returned!” Ning Shuan’er looked at Lu Fan, her expression complex.

On her face, hatred still remained, and even more coldness had been added.

However, within the hatred and coldness, other elements were also mixed in.

For instance… a trace of love and admiration!?

When he realised that he had detected a trace of love and admiration on her face, Lu Fan felt that he must have gone mad. [This. This can’t be! I killed her Little Brother, and in the God’s Tomb Secret Realm, I had even killed her countless times! Did she go mad and fell for me!?].

Lu Fan looked Ning Shuan’er up and down. As for her grand attire, he obviously had not reacted to it yet. The expression on her face took precedent over anything else.

After a long while, Lu Fan finally said with an extremely complex expression. “You… are you getting married? Marrying into the Luo Family? But even if you’re marrying into the Luo Family, there’s no need to come to the Ye Family to look for me, is there? Don’t tell me you want to send me an invitation!?”

When the Luo Family was mentioned, the coldness on Ning Shuan’er’s face became even more intense.

She snorted coldly and said. “The marriage agreement between the Luo Family and my Ning Family has already been cancelled, and isn’t this precisely thanks to you? Your actions in the God’s Tomb Secret Realm made the Luo Family convinced that something had happened between us. Although the marriage alliance between Luo Lixiu and me was only so that the Luo Family and Ning Family could have closer relations in the future, Ancient Noble Families all valued their reputation. If Luo Lixiu married ‘damaged goods’, the Luo Family would definitely be mocked behind their backs. So, the marriage arrangement between the Luo Family and Ning Family is off!”

Upon hearing this, Ye Wuxian immediately looked at Lu Fan with suspicion.

After all, regarding what had happened in the God’s Tomb Secret Realm, Lu Fan had not explained things to her in too much detail. She only knew that Lu Fan had taught Luo Lixiu and Ning Shuan’er a lesson in the Secret Realm, but as for how exactly he had taught them a lesson, Ye Wuxian did not know.

Now, listening to Ning Shuan’er’s words, it seemed that something had happened between Lu Fan and Ning Shuan’er that had made Luo Lixiu’s ‘head turn green’…

(Silavin: Green has multiple meanings. In Chinese memes, a green hat means cucked.)

Noticing Ye Wuxian’s strange gaze, Lu Fan hurriedly explained. “This is all a misunderstanding. She and I are completely innocent.”

Ye Wuxian snorted. “Completely innocent? The Luo Family broke off the engagement with the Ning Family. Completely innocent? Ning Shuan’er came here wearing a phoenix crown and robes, clamouring that she’ll marry no one but you.”

“No, Senior Sister, you must believe me, I—” Lu Fan was about to explain when he suddenly froze, saying in disbelief, “Wait, what did you just say? She’s clamouring that she’ll marry no one but who?”

“You, of course!” Ye Wuxian rolled her eyes at him. “A few days ago, she came to the Ye Family wearing this outfit, saying she wanted you to take responsibility for her. When I asked her what exactly happened, she wouldn’t say. She only said she would wait for you here, and would not leave otherwise.”

“I could see that although she came with great momentum, seeking you out, she had no intention of attacking the Ye Family, so I temporarily arranged for her to stay in a guest room, thinking to wait for you to return and see how you handle this problem. After all, she’s a Level 110 Player. I can’t possibly drive her away.”

“So that’s how it is…” Lu Fan also felt a headache coming on.

No wonder the Murong Family had not come to help. It turns out that Ning Shuan’er had not come to cause trouble, but rather… to force a marriage onto him!!

[But this type of person should be driven away even more urgently!!]

Perhaps seeing through Lu Fan’s thoughts, Ye Wuxian looked at Lu Fan and said. “In any case, she has basically settled in here, saying she won’t leave unless she sees you. Now that you’ve arrived, you’ll have to handle the trouble you’ve caused in the God’s Tomb Secret Realm yourself.”

Lu Fan looked at Ye Wuxian’s absolutely beautiful face and could only smile bitterly. “Senior Sister, you’re doing this on purpose, aren’t you?”

“So what if I am?” Ye Wuxian wrinkled her nose. “Today’s events are meant to teach you a lesson, so that in future when you’re out and about, you’ll provoke fewer women.”

Lu Fan felt extremely wronged. “Anyone could tell that I, a perfectly sane man, have no interest in provoking this mad woman. Senior Sister, she’s trying to blackmail me, and you’re not taking my side, but hers instead!?”

“This isn’t my problem. In any case, she’s wearing a bright red wedding attire and clamouring for you to take responsibility. What else do you expect me to do? If I drive her away, wouldn’t that make me your accomplice!?”

“…” Lu Fan was completely speechless. [Wait, accomplice?! But I’m the victim being harassed here!]

However, no matter what, Ning Shuan’er was indeed a trouble that needed to be resolved.

Learning that Ning Shuan’er’s visit was not for revenge but to force a marriage, Lu Fan no longer held any temper towards her. His tone was also extremely helpless as he said. “You came today to force me into marriage?!”

Ning Shuan’er nodded and said. “That’s right. My marriage was cancelled because of you, so I want you to take responsibility!”

“Are you crazy!?” Lu Fan could not help but shout. “I killed your Little Brother and ruined your marriage. Shouldn’t you have come to kill me? Coming to force me to marry you—what’s the meaning of this!?”

Ning Shuan’er’s face showed no expression as she said calmly. “I’ve thought about it carefully. You are my enemy, and I hate you so much that I want to cut you into a thousand pieces! But I’m no match for you. Seeking revenge like that would just be throwing my life away pointlessly.”

“So, I thought of a method to get revenge on you. I want you to be responsible for my entire life. I’ll pester you for the rest of my life, unless you can’t stand it anymore and kill me!”

After a pause, Ning Shuan’er’s tone became even more sinister, and a faint smile appeared on her face. “Pestering you should make you suffer more than directly seeking revenge, shouldn’t it?”

“MotherF***, ****, ***, ***…” Lu Fan was even more speechless, and his face fell. “Your heart is really twisted, isn’t it!?”

“Hehe, thanks for the compliment!” Ning Shuan’er sneered coldly. “All of this was forced out by you.”

“Lu Fan, come. From now on, you only have two choices: one is to kill me, the other is to marry me. Apart from these, you have no other options. So, how will you deal with me? If you don’t make a choice, I’ll keep pestering you. Even if you use Skills and items to escape, I’ll hunt you down for the rest of my life!”

Silavin: Actual Title: Not Me, Not Marrying!