ShangriLa Frontier ~ Shitty Games Hunter Challenges Godly Game ~

[Just so you know, even if you are going to get away from here, you won’t get that far. There are still some guys like Alex who would like to have a word with you. Among a few other, pointy and sharp things.]

And there we have it, attempt at intimidation right off the bat. At this point Allslot’s choices are to die here on the spot or try to run away and die some time later. And to think that there are some high-level Player Killers lurking in the shadows of Thirdrema, that’s actually pretty scary.

[Kuh, once again you are trying to get in my way, you bitch……!!]

[Hey, you are the one at fault here, you know? I’m on the Thirdrema’s side, and you are in the current government’s camp. It should be natural that once you are on the opposite sides of the conflict, you are bound to throw hands with someone at some point, huh?]

Swing, swing! The tip of the Holy Lance that slashes through the air is struck against Allslot, Allslot and his friends pull out their swords.

[Three versus two, think you can win this?]

[What is your current level?]

[One hundred forty eight. But I’m in the middle of leveling up some skills, so my build in not all that optimal as it could be…… It can still pack quite a punch if push comes to shove. But I don’t want to end up PKing someone, so let’s just beat those chumps half to death and be done with it, okay?]

[Hey, and where’s the fun in that? Besides, why don’t you try to do some PK yourself? Who knows? Maybe you’ll like it so much that you’ll become hooked instantly? Come on, it will be fun!]

[Do it yourself if you want it so badly, you asshole.]

Now then, Allslot-kun? It’s not all that impressive, you know? Releasing your level cap is a given at this point in time, but don’t you think that level one hundred ten for someone like you it’s a little bit of a bad joke? Also, I can kind of tell that your equipment is not at all optimized to be all that good, you know? It’s mid-tier, at best, and that’s making a whole lot of assumptions on my end.

Equipment? Equipment … Hmm? Why do I get a feeling that there is something nagging at me inside of my memories? I shouldn’t have forgotten anything related to Allslot, but……

[Now then, what do you want to do about this, my foolish younger brother? If you want to run away with your tail tucked between your legs, just get down on your knees and cry for forgiveness! I’m a merciful elder sister, you see, so I might even consider letting you off the hook!]

[Oh yeah, and then what? You want me to lick your boots as well? Or maybe swallow your sword whole?]

[I mean, if that’s what you want to do, I won’t stop you, but my reputation is already pretty low as it is, so I would prefer to not have it sink any lower…… Besides, you really think I want to role play a serial killer right now?]

Hey, that’s actually kind of hilarious coming from a Demon Lord like you…… Wait. Demon Lord…… Serial Killer…… Murderer…… Slaughter…… Equipment…… Oh, that’s right!

[Ah! Now I remember! Thanks for reminding me!]

[What is Sanraku-kun?

[You see, I have something that I REALLY want to give to Allslot-kun here right now.]

[Something for me?]

Oh yeah, since I have a clearly defined playstyle, that thing is literally useless to me. And even if I wanted to do something about it, Break absolutely refused to have anything to do with it. So it was serving as a fertilizer for my inventory for quite a while now.

I thought it would be okay to leave it alone because it has an infinite capacity, but it’s probably a type of weapon like a Hero Weapon that Rei-san possesses. So it would be nice to return it to its original owner. I mean, this thing used to belong to Allslot in the first place.

[Alright, here…… I’ll give you this in return.]

[Huh?]

[Whoa there!]

It might sound amazing in a sense, but I would never hesitate to throw a relative onto the landmine if the situation demanded it. Because I also have a younger sister, I know how those relations tend to go. And while I would love to see all siblings in the world to get along, I know that it won’t always be the case. As they say, life is always difficult and disappointing……

Then I manipulate the menu column to abandon ownership of the damned thing and throw it at Allslot instead of dropping it to the ground. What was the thing that I threw? A little something called the Sword of the Slaughterer, that’s what.

[Wait a moment, Sanraku-kun? When did you even get such a thing!?]

[Huh? Isn’t that obvious? Right after the battle against the Gravekeeper Wezaemon.]

[So, more than a three months ago……!?]

What are you even talking about … Huh? Somehow the sword started to wriggles around…… Oh my, somehow a hand started to grow up from a chunk of meat right before me, and then there were legs as well! Oh wow, what an abundance of muscles!…… No, wait a moment……

[What the hell is that!?]

[That’s the penalty from the Demonic Sword of the Slaughterer! You see, this sword has a certain gimmick! There’s a demon inside of it, one that grows stronger with every Player Kill you commit! And surprise, surprise! It’s the Demon of the Slaughter! But do you have any idea what’s about to happen if you leave that demon all alone and hungry for a while?]

[How the fuck was I supposed to know that!? You should write such important things down on paper, so it should be all clear!]

Apparently, the action that seemed to be playing in slow motion signalized that we have entered a sort of an event scene. Slowly, the Demonic Sword started to turn into a demon of red and black flesh, with the tip of the sword growing out of its forehead like a horn. And then that demon rushed towards Allslot without a second of delay.

And at the moment of their collision, the demon opened its mouth wide…… Huh? Or maybe it was actually a ribcage? Is this going to be some Great Red Devourer style of predation?

[Wait a minute.]

[Oh, won’t you look at that? It looks like my little brother was eaten alive.]

[What exactly happens to you when you get eaten?]

[See, that’s the neat part: hell if I know. I mean, I have never seen any humanoid getting eaten alive like that, so I wouldn’t really know!]

Before the unusual demonic sword managed to open its huge mouth wide and swallow Allslot inside of it whole while chewing on him and breaking his bones, Allslot managed to scream one last thing, which was awfully cliché, but actually in character for him:

[I’ll slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaughteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrr youuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!]

Ooohhh…… Looks like this guys is going to have a lot of self-assessment to do afterwards.