Peerless Bodyguard of a Stunning Beauty

They saw that as soon as the three beauties threw water on the evil dwarf, he was immediately electrocuted and began convulsing on the ground.

When the three women realized that throwing water had not only failed to extinguish the fire but had also conducted electricity, causing the dwarf to twitch violently, they immediately questioned Zhao Rong. ”Zhao Rong, didn’t you say splashing water on him would put out the flames? Why isn’t the fire out? Instead, he’s being electrocuted and convulsing!”

Hearing this, Zhao Rong awkwardly picked up the electric fly swatter. ”Sorry,” he said, ”I forgot to pick up this ground-penetrating, electricity-conducting fly swatter...”

Meanwhile, the dwarf was still twitching as he spoke. ”You people look kind, but you’re truly vicious... It’s just my bad luck to run into you... I’ve failed to guard the fourth trial. Go on, you’ve passed...”

Hearing this, Zhao Rong pulled the dwarf up, tied him to a nearby pillar, and said, ”You wait here. After we clear all eight trials and find your boss, we’ll get you out of here and hand you over to the police to face the law.”

With that, Zhao Rong’s party of five continued toward the fifth trial.

Passing four trials in a row greatly boosted the group’s confidence.

The assistant walked along proudly, saying, ”Zhao Rong, this whole journey has been a thrill! We’re overcoming every obstacle in our path!”

Yu Lan smiled. ”There’s no one in this world who can stand in Zhao Rong’s way.”

Miss Lili hummed a tune while adding, ”We should give Zhao Rong a nickname, like ’The Unstoppable’!”

Xuelian had an even better idea. ”I’ve come up with a nickname for Zhao Rong that’s absolutely stunning. Listen up...”

Curious, the assistant asked her, ”What awesome nickname did you come up with for Zhao Rong? Hurry up and tell us!”

Miss Lili laughed. ”Xuelian, among us sisters, you’re the most eloquent. I bet the nickname you’ve thought of is especially elegant and has a poetic charm.”

Yu Lan was also eager to hear the new nickname. ”Go on, Xuelian, tell us! I want to hear how profound and romantic Zhao Rong’s new nickname is, something truly unforgettable!”

Hearing this, Xuelian solemnly announced Zhao Rong’s new nickname. ”Everyone, listen closely. The nickname I’ve chosen for Zhao Rong is: ’Those Who Block Me Shall Die, Those Who Follow Me Shall Prosper, Those Who Oppose Me Shall Perish’...”

When everyone heard the astonishingly long, twelve-character nickname Xuelian had come up with for Zhao Rong, they were all dumbfounded.

The assistant felt the nickname was lacking. ”Xuelian, that nickname you chose for Zhao Rong is pretty disappointing. It sounds less like a nickname and more like a rhyming slogan...”

Yu Lan was even more direct in her disapproval. ”Xuelian, you’re usually so talented with words. How could you give Zhao Rong such a terrible nickname? It’s too awkward to even say out loud!”

Even Zhao Rong himself, after hearing it, gave a wry smile. ”Yeah, that nickname is a bit... uncomfortable.”

Just as Zhao Rong’s group of five were walking forward, chatting and laughing, a fat man suddenly jumped out in front of them.

The man had an enormous belly, a thick gold chain around his neck, and was holding a Guan Yu broadsword.

When Zhao Rong’s group saw the shirtless fat man with a gold chain and broadsword appear out of nowhere, they froze in surprise. ”Holy crap, where did this fatty come from?”

The assistant sized up the man. ”Big head, thick neck... he’s either a cook or a boxing champ. I don’t think he looks like any kind of champion, so I bet he’s a chef.”

Miss Lili took a closer look and burst into laughter. ”You can tell this guy is a cosplayer, dressed up as a video game character.”

Yu Lan mocked the man. ”With a belly that big and that gold chain, he’s clearly one of those nouveau riche from a demolished urban village.”

Xuelian, however, was intrigued by the Guan Yu broadsword in his hand. ”He’s holding a broadsword... You don’t think he’s a butcher from a slaughterhouse, do you?”

Just as Zhao Rong’s group was teasing the fat man before them...

The fat man suddenly flew into a rage. He swung his Guan Yu broadsword in a circle and warned them, ”You lot, watch your mouths and don’t you dare underestimate me! Let me tell you, I am the guardian of the fifth trial of Badahu Alley. My name is Fatso!”

When Zhao Rong and his companions heard that this fat man was the expert guarding the fifth trial, they couldn’t help but burst into laughter. ”A man so fat you can barely look at him is supposed to be an expert? He looks more like a fat pig to me!”

Hearing their mockery, Fatso became even more enraged.

He brandished his Guan Yu broadsword and immediately lunged at the group. ”You bastards dare to look down on me? Now I’ll let you taste the might of my Guan Yu broadsword!”

As he spoke, Fatso charged, slashing with the massive blade. With this Guan Yu broadsword, I’ll chop all five of you to pieces! he thought as he charged.

However, to Fatso’s utter astonishment, just as he reached them...

Suddenly, each of the five in Zhao Rong’s group pulled out their personal weapons.

Zhao Rong took out an AK-47 semi-automatic rifle and aimed it straight at Fatso.

Miss Lili produced a Thompson submachine gun, taking aim at Fatso’s belly.

Yu Lan held an Uzi submachine gun, targeting Fatso’s head.

Xuelian was holding a rocket launcher, trained right on him.

The last one, the assistant, held a Type 38 rifle, aimed at Fatso’s vital area.

When Fatso saw that he was holding a Guan Yu broadsword while the five people opposite him were armed with semi-automatic rifles, submachine guns, a rocket launcher, and a Type 38 rifle, he froze.

He stumbled backward, shaking all over with fear. ”You five, why aren’t you playing by the rules? You’re not supposed to pull stunts like this! This is cheating, don’t you understand?”

Zhao Rong laughed loudly. ”Rules? The only rule is that winners are kings and losers are outlaws. Now eat this!”