School Beauty's Personal Crazy Young Master

Chapter 368: Chapter 418: Meeting the Father-in-law

”Screw you!”

Yun Fei bellowed, glaring at him and saying, ”From now on, until we reach our destination, don’t talk to me on the road.”

”Ah, you get mad just because I tell the truth, you really have small boobs and an even smaller temper.”

”Shut up!”

Chen Nan shook his head and sighed, ”You spew nothing but profanities, having small boobs is bad enough, but to have such low standards too, how are you ever going to get married?”

”Ahhhhh, just shut up, shut up, shut up!”

Yun Fei was completely freaking out; if she hadn’t been driving, with her temperament, she might have actually pounced on Chen Nan and fought for her life.

Boobs are absolutely taboo for women.

It’s alright to say they’re big, but if you dare say they’re small, it’s enough to cause bloodshed!

Seeing her sufficiently agitated, Chen Nan laughed, ”I’ll shut up if you want, but first, you have to tell me, what exactly do you want me to do with you?”

The moment he mentioned the matter, Yun Fei immediately calmed down.

The car slowed down, and she looked Chen Nan in the eyes, ”Then you have to promise me first that if I tell you, you can’t run away, you must go with me.”

”You dare make demands?”

Chen Nan glanced at her, then continued, ”Ah, why are your boobs so small, it’s such a pity...”

”I’ll talk, isn’t that enough!”

Yun Fei was completely helpless, this bastard was unbearable, she glared at him and said, ”My dad heard that I got a marriage certificate with you, so he rushed back from out of town specifically to see what kind of son-in-law you are, and he told me to bring you back.”

Chen Nan frowned, ”Last time I met your mom, you haven’t even paid me half of the money! Now you want me to meet your dad, and you have the nerve to ask?”

Yun Fei regretted deeply in her heart, had she known this would happen, she wouldn’t have cheated last time.

”I’ll pay you, I’ll give you the money right now.”

Yun Fei stopped the car, took her purse out, pulled out a thousand yuan, and handed it to Chen Nan.

”Too bad it’s too late, I don’t want your money anymore.”

”Then what do you want?” Yun Fei stared at him.

Chen Ye smirked wickedly, reached out and pinched her cheek, molding her face into various expressions, ”Unless you promise that your face is my toy from now on, I’ll pinch when I want to pinch, play when I want to play.”

”Pinch your sister! Crazy, let go!”

”I refuse to let go.”

”If you don’t let go, I’ll bite you to death!” Yun Fei bared her teeth, showing two rows of white teeth.

Chen Nan shrugged, not bothered, ”Go ahead and bite, only dogs bite people; if you bite me, you’re a dog, and a big female one at that.”

Yun Fei’s breathing grew heavy with rage, biting down on her silver teeth, ”Chen, don’t push me!”

”What if I do? Go on, bite me.”

Chen Nan’s face was full of provocation and truth be told, he really deserved a good punch.

”I’ll bite you to death!”

Yun Fei could no longer restrain herself; with a roar, she pounced evilly on Chen Nan, grabbed his arm, then chomped down hard with her mouth.

”Ahh!”

Chen Nan shivered in pain, never expecting that this woman would actually bite!

”You shrew, let go! Hiss...”

Yun Fei was not willing to let go, holding tightly onto his arm, her teeth fiercely clamping down, mumbling indistinctly, ”Apologize to me, or I’ll tear this piece of flesh from your arm!”

Chen Nan struggled fiercely a few times, trying to pull his arm back, but Yun Fei bit down even harder, making him break out in cold sweat.

”Yun Fei, don’t be so heartless, after all, we are husband and wife, let go.”

Hearing Chen Nan soften, Yun Fei became even more smug, holding his arm while flipping him the bird, ”If you don’t apologize today, I won’t let go even if I die!”

”Dammit, if you don’t let go right now, I’m not going home with you.”

”You wouldn’t dare!”

Yun Fei fiercely said, but she released his arm.

As she started the car, she glared at Chen Nan, ”Behave well in front of my parents later; if you dare screw up the act, just wait and see how I take care of you afterward.”

Chen Nan scratched his head, ”Take care of me? How? On the bed? I’d be more than happy!”

”Go to hell!”

Yun Fei stomped on the gas pedal, and the car instantly sped away.

”It’s not a big deal to end up in bed, aye, you truly are petty.”

Hearing the guy buzz annoyingly like a fly, Yun Fei held back her anger and kept quiet, not saying another word until they reached the front of her house and parked the car, then she glared at him, ”Get out!”

Yun Fei took out some gifts she had bought earlier, things like ginseng and bird’s nest, and handed them to Chen Nan, ”Carry these for me!”

Chen Nan ignored her, not even bothering to look her way, and walked ahead.

”You!”

Yun Fei stomped her foot in annoyance and hurriedly chased after him.

When she arrived at the front door, Yun Fei knocked on the gate. It didn’t take long for a middle-aged man to open it – it was her father, Dongfang Tianming.

”Dad...”

Just as Yun Fei was about to greet her father, her mouth barely opened when Chen Nan advanced excitedly as if he had seen his own parents, ”Dad, hello!”

Yun Fei rolled her eyes, calling him dad the moment he opened his mouth; was this guy getting into character too quickly?

As for Dongfang Tianming, Chen Nan’s address of ”dad” confused him. Although he had heard that his daughter had gotten a marriage certificate with this young man, he was still not used to this form of address and nodded dazedly, ”Good, good, young man, you seem to be a straightforward person, let’s have a few drinks later.”

”What?”

Yun Fei almost fell on her face in desperation, ”Dad, he’s my husband, why are you calling him brother...”

”Eh?”

Dongfang Tianming slapped his forehead, ”Right, right, look at me being so muddle-headed. I got so happy I started spouting nonsense. In any case, we are not going back tonight unless we’re drunk!”

After saying that, he excitedly grabbed Chen Nan’s hand, laughing as they walked inside, ”Come on, your aunt... no, your mom has already prepared the meal, just waiting for you two to come back and eat.”

Yun Fei, seeing her dad pulling Chen Nan into the house and leaving her hanging at the door, couldn’t help feeling depressed and punched the door frame, ”Dad, how can you do this? You forget your daughter once you have a son-in-law? I’m your biological child, you know!”

”Can’t you come in yourself?”

Dongfang Tianming’s indifferent remark left Yun Fei stomping her foot in irritation, but she had no choice but to follow.

After entering the living room, Wang Yan was wiping the table, preparing to serve the dishes. Chen Nan approached and called out ”Mom,” startling Wang Yan so much that she almost threw her cloth on the floor. She remained in a daze, muttering to herself, ”This child is so polite, calling me Mom as soon as we meet.”

”Mom, what are you murmuring about?”

Yun Fei ran over and took the cloth, helping to wipe the table, ”Didn’t I tell you already? Nan and I have already got our marriage certificate, it’s only right that he calls you Mom.”

Wang Yan had been dumbfounded by Chen Nan’s earlier call of ”Mom” and only now recalled what her daughter had told her over the phone, that they were already married.

”Right, right, it’s just my slow brain, I’m almost senile,” Wang Yan said, ushering Chen Nan to take a seat and then turning to her husband, ”Old man, didn’t you still have two bottles of good wine? Go and bring them out quickly.”

”You old lady, do you even need to tell me that? My wine is kept exactly for my son-in-law,” Dongfang Tianming said cheerfully, going to fetch the wine.

As soon as the elderly couple left, Yun Fei immediately walked behind Chen Nan, leaned her body against his back, and coquettishly said, ”Not bad acting. Keep up the good work. You’ll get a reward tonight if you do well.”

Tonight!

Reward!

Upon hearing this, Chen Nan instantly got excited and quickly asked, ”In bed?”

Yun Fei giggled and whispered in his ear with a coy voice, ”You’re so naughty. You know what I mean, why do you have to say it? You’re embarrassing me.”

The excitement on Chen Nan’s face vanished upon hearing that, leaving his mind flashing with three words–what a scam!

This ”Evil” being shy? Nobody would believe that!

Chen Nan would rather believe that sows can climb trees than that this teasing Yun Fei would be shy.

”Yun Fei, you’ve fooled me more than once already, you’re not deceiving me again, are you?” Chen Nan wrapped his arm around her waist, pulling her into his arms to sit on his lap, and took advantage of the situation to nibble on her chin.

Yun Fei smiled flirtatiously, pointing gently at his forehead, the gesture tender and full of charm, ”Look at you, like a hungry little wolf. You’ve helped me so much, and now you’re even my husband. It’s only natural for me to stay with you overnight.”

Sleep together... sleep together...

Chen Nan couldn’t help swallowing his saliva.

Chen Nan’s breathing grew quicker, ”Yun Fei, are you serious?”

”Mm-hmm!”

Yun Fei nodded vigorously, her soft lips kissing his cheek, ”Nan, as long as you play your part well tonight, I’m all yours.”

Chen Nan, excited, said, ”Then you should swear first. I’m afraid you’ll go back on your word.”

”Oh, stop it. Am I that kind of person?” Yun Fei pouted, her soft hand caressing his chin, ”I swear that everything I said just now stands. I will absolutely not go back on my word, or else... or else...”

Chen Nan took over, ”Or else you’ll get your period twice a month, each lasting half a month!”

Having one’s period is the most painful time for a woman, and Chen Nan’s curse for breaking a vow was to make her have constant periods, a truly ruthless punishment.

Yun Fei glared at him, ”Aren’t you being a bit too cruel?”

”No worries, since you’re a trustworthy person who never cheats, even the most vicious oath won’t matter, right?”

”Your Majesty, you really understand me,” Yun Fei said with a giggly smile, planting a ”pop” kiss on Chen Nan’s face, ”Behave well later, and your Yun Fei will be freshly bathed and waiting for your favor tonight.”

”Cough, cough...”

Just then, a coughing sound interrupted them. At the entrance of the room and the kitchen door, Dongfang Tianming and Wang Yan had been observing for quite a while.

Despite being at a distance and unable to hear the ”whispered words” of the ”young couple,” Dongfang Tianming and Wang Yan could clearly see Yun Fei sitting on Chen Nan’s lap, the two intimately embracing.

This young couple is really affectionate!

The elderly couple felt reassured in their hearts; for their daughter to find a satisfactory husband, there was nothing more delightful for parents.

Unfortunately, what they saw was only the surface; the truth was not as such.

If this elderly couple knew that their satisfactory son-in-law was actually a fake and that the marriage certificate was also forged, they might be knocked out cold by their daughter’s deceiving ways.