School Beauty's Personal Crazy Young Master

Chapter 367: Chapter 415: What Does the Saucy Concubine Want to Do?

Chen Nan was speechless.

It seemed that everything he had said was pointless; this darn girl simply wouldn’t listen.

”Dummy, if I pursued you, do you think I’d have a chance?”

Su Qingqing said this with a face full of anticipation, scaring Chen Nan to the point of almost face-planting on the table, ”Listen, Miss, can you stop messing around? One Jiang Xiaomi is already too much for me to handle; please don’t add to the chaos.”

”I’m not messing around!”

Su Qingqing was all in today. Even if she had to forsake her pride, she had to express her feelings to Chen Nan, ”I’m very serious! Do you know why I like being carried by you? Because I feel so warm and happy on your back. My sister carried me before too, but it wasn’t as comfortable as your back; I...”

”Stop right there!”

Chen Nan hurriedly stopped her.

If he let her continue to be so sentimental, Chen Nan truly worried he wouldn’t have enough self-control and might end up doing something regrettable:”Girl, I understand your feelings, but please, don’t make things difficult for me.”

Su Qingqing just gazed at him with puppy eyes, her pitiful look making Chen Nan’s heart soften.

”Alright, I get your point.” Su Qingqing said dejectedly. Looking at him she said, ”You’ll always be my dummy, my fake great cousin.”

Chen Nan smiled and nodded, ”No need to frown, smile a bit.”

”Hehe...”

Su Qingqing revealed a brilliant smile and pointed at the textbook, saying, ”The teacher is glaring at us again, let’s pay attention to the class.”

”Yeah!”

Chen Nan took out his textbook.

This chemistry class was only a few minutes in total, yet Chen Nan found it utterly confusing and was feeling sleepy.

By the time class was over, he was nearly asleep with his head down on the desk when Su Qingqing gently pinched his ear, ”You big lazy pig, didn’t we agree to pay attention in class? Why are you asleep again?”

Chen Nan yawned helplessly, ”Can’t help it. These element symbols, chemical equations, they make my head spin, even more hypnotizing than English.”

”You never learned chemistry in middle school, and now you’re directly learning it in high school; of course, you don’t understand it.” Su Qingqing blinked and said cheerfully, ”I still have my middle school chemistry book. Xinya will help you with English, and I’ll help you with other subjects, okay?”

Chen Nan stared at her, ”Unbelievable, just unbelievable.”

Su Qingqing was momentarily puzzled, ”What do you mean?”

”You’re so lazy, usually too lazy to even review your own lessons, and now you’re saying you’ll help me with mine? Don’t you think that’s incredible?” Chen Nan said, chuckling as he pinched her cheek teasingly.

It’s all because I like you!

Su Qingqing puffed up her cheeks, ”So, are you going to accept it or not? If you dare not accept it, hmph!” As she spoke, she rubbed her slender, pale fingers, her lobster pincers ready at the helm.

Chen Nan hurriedly nodded, ”Accepted, of course accepted. With my grades being so poor, I’m more than grateful to have someone help me study!”

”That’s more like it.”

Su Qingqing shook her head proudly, muttering to herself, ’While Ye Yiyi isn’t here, I must seize the opportunity!’

”Chen Nan! I’ve finally caught you. You won’t escape this time!”

Suddenly, a voice sounded, and Jiang Xiaomi burst into the classroom, lunging toward Chen Nan.

Chen Nan shuddered and jumped up quickly, pointing at her excitedly, ”You, stop right there! Don’t come any closer or I’ll scream!”

”Go ahead and scream. Scream your throat out, it won’t help. You took advantage of me and think you can just walk away from it? Dream on!” Jiang Xiaomi shouted, not stopping, instead speeding up as if she couldn’t wait to jump and hold onto Chen Nan.

”Damn, you crazy girl!”

Chen Nan cursed and quickly turned to rush toward the classroom’s back door.

”Chen Nan, you jerk, stop right there!” Jiang Xiaomi pointed and shouted, chasing after him. But just as she ran out of the classroom, she realized Chen Nan had already disappeared without a trace.

”Aaah!”

Jiang Xiaomi screamed frantically, ”You can dodge the first, but not the fifteenth; I’ll catch you sooner or later!”

Watching the increasingly distant Jiang Xiaomi, jaws dropped all over classroom nine.

This fierce lady was really something, chasing a man so openly and loudly, not afraid of the teachers finding out. How were those boys who blush even at confessing supposed to feel?

...

For the rest of the day, life seemed to go back to how it was two days ago.

Chen Nan, chased by Jiang Xiaomi, only dared to return to the classroom during class time. As soon as school was over, he and Su Qingqing rushed out without even waiting for Liu Tiantian.

As for Han Yuting, Chen Nan had texted her during class; her anesthesia had worn off, and she could walk home on her own.

When the two got home, a delicious aroma filled the hall, whetting the appetite.

”Ah Nan, you’re back, dinner’s ready, come eat.” Eastern Yun Fei flashed him a charming look and ran over to grab his arm.

Looking at Eastern Yun Fei, Chen Nan frowned, ”You must want something from me.”

After spending so much time together, he had figured out one thing: this demon, Eastern Yun Fei, was only so gentle and enthusiastic when she wanted something from him.

As the saying goes, gratuitous courtesies betoken illicit requests!

”Look at you, don’t assume the worst about people,” Eastern Yun Fei rolled her eyes.

”But that’s exactly how you are!”

Chen Nan said bluntly, ”Come on, what is it this time?”

”Really nothing this time.” Eastern Yun Fei’s eyes, full of electricity, blinked as she pulled him toward the table, ”Come on, you must be tired after a day of classes. I’ve made a whole table of dishes just for you, give them a try.”

”Saucy Fei, what exactly are you up to?” Su Qingqing was also puzzled; had Saucy Fei taken the wrong medicine?

Eastern Yun Fei pulled Chen Nan to sit down, ”Let’s eat first, and I’ll tell you after dinner.”

Chen Nan stood up, ”If you won’t say it, I won’t eat!”

”You really won’t eat?”

Chen Nan held his head high, ”A man’s word is his bond, if I say I won’t eat, then I won’t eat!”

”Fine, since you won’t eat, you can come with me right now.”

As Yun Fei spoke, she stood up, grabbed Chen Nan, and headed toward the front door.

”Hey, hey, hey, where are we going?”

”You’ll know when we get there.”

After pulling him outside, Yun Fei opened the door to Su Yixuan’s sports car and pushed Chen Nan in, with a seductive smile, ”My good, obedient husband, don’t run away, I’ll explain everything to you in a bit.”

Chen Nan was somewhat speechless and frustrated, ”What are you up to? Just speak up, or I’m getting out of the car right now.”

Yun Fei giggled, open the car door, and got in, cheerily saying, ”Dear, calm down, haste won’t get you hot tofu.”

Dear!

Hearing these three words, Chen Nan almost spat in her face, what a rip-off!

”What exactly are you trying to do? If you don’t tell me now, I’m really getting out.”

”No, no, no!”

Yun Fei grabbed Chen Nan’s arm, blinked softly, and a flirtatious air emanated from her, ”Good husband, don’t be agitated, I definitely won’t let you down.”

Chen Nan was somewhat lost for words at Yun Fei’s address.

He glanced at her, ”You’re a woman after all, how can you be so shameless? You’re like a ****, can’t you be a bit more reserved?”

****!

Stung by these words, Yun Fei rolled her eyes, ”We do have a marriage certificate, it’s totally normal for me to call you husband, right?”

”It’s just a fake certificate, don’t use that as an excuse,” Chen Nan said. ”What exactly do you want me to do with you?”

”Hold your horses, I’ll tell you when we get there.”

As she spoke, Yun Fei quickly started the car and drove out of the villa area.

Chen Nan was really puzzled. What on earth was she up to?

He couldn’t help but recall the incident that morning when Yun Fei chased him with a broom, blaming him for assaulting her the previous night and then talking about going to the hospital for an examination. Could it be...

Chen Nan thought of a frightening possibility.

Could this woman have messed around with another man outside and then let him take the fall?

Could I really be that unlucky?

Forget it! Deal with the cards you’re dealt!

Once Chen Nan got over this hump, he felt much better; his back stopped hurting, his legs stopped aching, and he felt refreshingly spirited, so he lit up a cigarette and enjoyed a smoke.

Looking at Yun Fei beside him, he fully appreciated the beauty.

Feeling that Chen Nan had suddenly quieted down, Yun Fei was puzzled. Why wasn’t he talking anymore?

Could he really not be curious about where she was taking him?

Yun Fei glanced back at him, only to see his eyes gleaming mischievously, and a lecherous smile spread across his face as he stared at her non-stop.

Although Chen Nan’s smile was pure, in her eyes, it was lascivious.

You bastard, mesmerized by granny’s beauty, huh? You’re stunned!

Feeling smug to herself, Yun Fei asked, ”What are you looking at?”

”Your chest.”

Chen Nan said nonchalantly, ”It’s not big, but the shape is nice.”

Not big!

Yun Fei immediately got annoyed, ”Since it’s not big, what are you staring at! Keep staring and I’ll dig out your eyeballs and crush them to feed to the dogs!”

”Hehe...”

Chen Nan sighed and said lightly, ”To see, or not to see, your chest remains there; to touch, or not to touch, your chest is still there. So, it’s just a chest, no need to act like you’ve eaten gunpowder. Even if I don’t look, someone else will!”

”You!”

Yun Fei angrily slapped the steering wheel, ”Shut up!”

”Me shutting up, what good does that do you?” Chen Nan sighed deeply, ”A small chest is a small chest, even if I don’t look or speak, your chest won’t suddenly grow bigger, right?”

”You asshole!”

Yun Fei roared angrily, slamming on the brakes and stopping the car on the roadside, ”Keep spouting nonsense and granny will kick you out!”

”Ah, angry women have small chests!”

Chen Nan took a puff of his cigarette, pointing at her chest and commenting, ”The shape is good, it’s just too small. If it were half the size of Tiantian’s, it would be perfect.”

”Are you blind, it’s not half her size?”

Yun Fei’s eyes almost spat fire, the jerk was talking utter nonsense; she admitted her chest was smaller than Liu Tiantian’s, but it was definitely not half the size!

”Really?”

Chen Nan touched his nose, ”But I haven’t seen it, who knows if you have a sponge tucked inside your clothes or something? Why don’t you take it off and let me see?”