I Just Started College, How Could I Become a Part-Time Papa?!

Chapter 135: Chapter 86: Jiang Wanyi: Quick, Let’s Go

”Son, come here.”

Zhao Wen Cheng crawled over. To him, this was a fun thing to do, just like a game.

She squeezed a little ointment onto her hand, rubbed it thin, and then gently applied it.

For a married woman, a small task like this was second nature.

”All done. Get under the covers.”

Zhao Wen Cheng dove under the covers. Fang Youqing wiped her hands with a wet wipe and got under the covers too.

She turned off the lights, hoping to get her son to sleep earlier. Wearing a face mask, she scrolled through her phone, looking at company reports and raw material purchase orders.

”Mommy...” Zhao Wen Cheng whispered from under the covers.

”What’s wrong?”

”Does Uncle need to put on medicine every day too?”

”Of course not. Uncle’s is different from yours.”

”I mean the outer layer, not the whole thing.”

”What about the whole thing?”

”You’re just a kid. Yours can’t compare to Uncle’s.”

”I’m going to be bigger than Uncle in the future.”

”That’s not something you can just decide, you know. It also depends on...”

Fang Youqing stopped mid-sentence.

’Why does this feel so weird? It’s like I’m talking as if I’ve seen his before.’

...

Back at school, Chen Yuan headed to the External Relations Department.

He had sealed the deal today, so he needed to discuss the details of the photoshoot.

When he arrived at Room 309, only Jiang Shuyi was there. No one else had shown up yet.

She seemed to have a new hairstyle—big waves. Paired with jeans and ankle boots, she had a bit of a cool, mature vibe. She was facing her phone’s camera, filming a video and pouting to look cute.

”New hairstyle.”

Seeing Chen Yuan walk in, Jiang Shuyi put down her phone.

”I saw Bai Yueran today and copied her hairstyle. What do you think? It looks pretty good, right?”

”I’ve always thought Bai Yueran has good taste, but you’re only a sophomore. This style makes you look less innocent. You could try long, straight black hair.”

”What’s the Sino-African Friendship got to do with me? I can’t stand long, straight black hair.”

Huh?

’Where did that even come from?’

”I’m an innocent freshman, you know. If you keep this up, I’m going to have to break up with you.”

”What position is ’breaking up’?”

”Huang Shuyi, is there no one at this school you’re afraid of offending?”

”I’m just kidding. Don’t worry, your dear senior here is just open on the outside, but super pure on the inside.”

Jiang Shuyi held up her phone. ”Look at the video I just shot. Want to do a duet with me?”

”A duet won’t help. This whole act of yours isn’t going to work. I admit you’re pretty, but acting cute won’t get you followers on TikTok. You need to be like Qi Chen. Teasing with risqué content is the eternal theme of humanity.”

”My dad follows me too. If I posted risqué stuff, he’d kill me,” Jiang Shuyi said.

”Besides, TikTok isn’t as messy as people think. There are still normal people on there.”

”What, do normal people have a label stuck to their foreheads?”

”Someone DM’d me a few days ago. He’s from the medical university across the street. We had a nice chat. I guess you could call him a gentleman. I’m planning to lead him on for a few days for fun.”

”Oh, give me a break. I may not know you, but I know men. None of us are good guys.”

”Aren’t you a guy?”

”The only thing preserving my chastity is being poor. If I had even a little bit of money, I wouldn’t be a good guy either.”

Jiang Shuyi thought for a moment. ”That’s not entirely true. Let me show you my new ’Puppy No. 2.’ He replies to my messages instantly. He’s been sucking up to me so much lately I’m getting a big head. I don’t even care about Dilraba or Gulina Zha anymore.”

She opened the message interface on TikTok. ”Take a look. Not bad, right?”

”Let me see what this is all about.”

Jiang Shuyi opened the chat history.

Puppy No. 2: ”Have you eaten?”

Puppy No. 2: ”You have to eat well, don’t make me worry.”

Puppy No. 2: ”I saw a bouquet of roses today, so bright and alluring, and they instantly made me think of you.”

”You can tell he’s up to no good.”

”You can tell already?”

”Let me test him for you. You’ll see what’s what.”

Chen Yuan took Jiang Shuyi’s phone and replied.

Typing in a childish voice: ”My professor yelled at me today. I’m in a bad mood, so I had a few drinks.”

A few seconds later, the other person replied.

Puppy No. 2: ”Why are you drinking? Don’t make me worry. Hurry back to your dorm.”

Typing in a childish voice: ”I don’t want to go back. It’s so annoying. Men are all trash.”

Puppy No. 2: ”Don’t say that. I’m a good man.”

Typing in a childish voice: ”Wanna see my pussy?”

”Holy shit! So direct! You’re ruining my reputation.”

”You gotta risk the bait to trap the wolf, and you gotta risk the wifey to trap the scumbag. Just watch.”

Puppy No. 2: ”???”

Puppy No. 2: ”Please don’t be like that. I’m not the kind of person you think I am. I just want to protect you and have a sweet romance.”

Typing in a childish voice: ”Fine, don’t look then.”

Puppy No. 2: ”I want to see.”

”Fuck! So this guy was just pretending. And here I was, thinking of chatting with him for a few more days.”

”Look at his profile picture. A selfie holding up his phone, baring his buck teeth. You can tell he’s not a good guy just by looking at him.”

Typing in a childish voice: ”Go look in the mirror. You’ll find a fucking idiot in there.”

After sending the message, he blocked him in one smooth motion.

”You blocked him too.”

”If I didn’t, would you rather I left him there to curse you out?”

”That’s true. Now I have to find a new puppy to suck up to me.”

”I mean... why not find someone to lick you for real?”

”Haha... you pervert!”

CREAK—

Just as the two of them were roaring with laughter, the door to Room 309 creaked open, and He Xiaoxi and the others walked in.

”Senior, what are you laughing about? You seem so happy.”

”Chen Yuan just confessed his love to me, and I righteously rejected him. Then he tried to force a kiss on me, so I called him a pervert.”

”Uncle Huang, you really are a pervert.”

Now that the junior members had arrived, Jiang Shuyi became much more serious. She was afraid that Chen Yuan would run his mouth and tell everyone about the time she called him ’Daddy’.