The Lovely Heiress Is Actually A God Beast

Chapter 438: Chapter 438: Grace is Indeed Not Meant for Her Chapter 438: Chapter 438: Grace is Indeed Not Meant for Her I have to say, the editor is a genius, somehow even including the loud “woof woof woof” from the director in the cut!

The cameraman asked, “Didn’t you watch the footage?”

The director replied with nonchalance, “I did.”

The cameraman was puzzled, “Why didn’t you delete the part where you mimic a dog barking? And allowed it to be broadcasted?”

The corner of the director’s mouth lifted, “Sacrificing my reputation for the success of the show is pure genius!”

The cameraman raised his thumb, “Shameless is truly invincible in this world!”

Pastoral Life, this show was number one on the seasonal variety show rankings, truly invincible!

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The audience couldn’t help but laugh when they saw Little Taotie and Xiao Lingzhi being chased by a flock of lambs.

Little Taotie’s eyes were glued to the little bunnies, his tender voice excited, “So cute, so cute…”

The viewers echoed, “So cute!”

They thought Little Taotie was the cutest!

When they saw Xiao Lingzhi chasing a piglet, even the piglet seemed to despise this mischievous child, many people became fans of this little girl.

Some fans even started to form CP, not for King of Film Xu and Cheng Lu in the show, but for Little Taotie and Xiao Lingzhi!

The photoshop masters skillfully added a Peppa Pig pink nose to Xiao Lingzhi and a pair of fluffy rabbit ears to Little Taotie!

This CP was still rather niche until the final scenes of the show where Xiao Lingzhi patiently fed Little Taotie strawberries, leading to more people shipping the CP.

The CP fans even raised a banner and gave themselves a name: Tao Zhi Yaoyao!

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While Xiao Lingzhi was chasing pigs all over the mountain, Little Taotie sat alone on a big rock, looking desolate.

The shot was from a distance capturing her silhouette, not catching Little Taotie talking to herself.

Suddenly, Little Taotie stood up and walked towards the village.

Approaching the village, someone was seen carrying a child out, shouting, “Xiao Sen, we are going to see the doctor, you will be okay!”

Little Taotie ran after them.

Netizens watching the show online started commenting.

[What is Little Taotie running after them for?]

[Is she trying to help?]

Little Taotie asked, “Granny, are you trying to flag down a car to the hospital? Our crew has a car and can take you to the hospital.”

[Wow! Zaizai is amazing!]

[Zaizai draws his sword to help those in need!]

Little Taotie wanted to get in the car too, but the film crew stopped her, “You don’t need to follow.”

Little Taotie counted on her fingers, her big eyes filled with pleading, “I want to go!”

The film crew said, “If you want to go, then go!”

[HAHAHA, the film crew spoils Little Taotie with no limits! With just a whimper she agreed!]

[I’m dying of laughter, are you sure the director won’t deduct your salary?]

[Director, dock his pay!]

The film crew never expected to become a bit famous too.

[Director, dock his pay!] actually trended at the bottom of the hot search list!

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Little Taotie returned to the crew, and Xiao Lingzhi handed over a paper-wrapped package she had carefully hidden.

[Tao Zhi Yaoyao] CP fans came out to scream!

[Ahhh! So loving! Tao Zhi Yaoyao, shining brilliantly!]

[Xiao Lingzhi is so thoughtful, a great daughter-in-law!]

[Let me see, what delicious food did she prepare for Little Taotie?]

Opening the paper package, inside was a whole roast chicken.

Little Taotie: “There are no chopsticks.”

Xiao Lingzhi: “Who needs chopsticks, just gnaw on it!”

Little Taotie hesitated, “That’s too inelegant.”

Xiao Lingzhi boldly tore off a chicken leg.

Little Taotie: “…”

[I’m losing it, don’t block Little Taotie’s dream of becoming an elegant lady!]

[When Little Taotie sang “bald, bald, bald,” she was already a mile away from “elegant”!]

[Xiao Lingzhi’s paws… seem to have touched the pig just now!]

[Cough cough, eating something not clean can’t make you ill!]

Little Taotie dispensed with her image as well, tearing off a chicken leg.

She knocked her own chicken leg against Xiao Lingzhi’s, giggling, “Cheers!”

[HAHAHA, I can’t stop laughing! “Elegance” is indeed not in her cards!]

[Cheers! Chicken leg cheers!]

[Pour me a glass of ’82 chicken leg!]

[Good friends chug a big chicken leg in one go!]

As the sun set, two little girls were gnawing on chicken legs, their faces greasy.

The director’s loud voice was recorded, another masterpiece by the editing guy.

The director shouted, “Shoot! Keep shooting! Get it all! Laughing at my bald head? I’m gonna laugh at their dirtiness!”

[Oh, so the “bald, bald, bald” song was created by the director!]

[Found the source, that’s hilarious!]