The Lovely Heiress Is Actually A God Beast

Chapter 237: Chapter 237: Stop Your Dangerous Remarks Chapter 237: Chapter 237: Stop Your Dangerous Remarks Hua Jinyan pondered seriously, “When he was alive, garlic probably didn’t even exist yet.”

“That’s good.” Little Taotie patted his chest, relieved.

Ma Ming from the side: “…” Fine, there really wasn’t any garlic yet.

“His left eye flew into the sky and became the sun, bringing light and hope to the earth. His right eye flew into the sky and became the moon, and the liquid from both eyes scattered across the sky, turning into the countless stars of the night!”

“His limbs became the four poles of the earth in the east, west, south, and north! His skin turned into the vast land! His blood turned into the endlessly flowing rivers! His sweat turned into the dew that nourishes all things!”

Ma Ming from the side: “…” Are you sure this isn’t a horrible story about Pangu’s body being donated and then dissected after his death?

With a childlike expression, Hua Jinyan continued, “His reproductive organs turned into Fuxi! His chests turned into Nvwa! With the rivers and seas, all things thrived! And then there’s the story I just told you about, the tale of Nvwa creating humans.”

“What are reproductive organs?” Little Taotie tilted his head, his big innocent eyes filled with curiosity and confusion, looking at Hua Jinyan’s childlike face.

Hua Jinyan, unphased, paused to think, ready to start explaining.

Ma Ming shouted, “Stop! Stop your dangerous talk!”

Two pairs of pure, innocent eyes turned towards Ma Ming.

At that moment, Ma Ming felt his thoughts were filthy. They were just discussing mythology after all; why did he feel like they were about to discuss how children are born?

In fact, if it weren’t for his interruption, Hua Jinyan was getting ready to tell another story, titled–Eve and Adam.

Ma Ming wiped the sweat from his brow and coughed dryly, “One story per person is enough. Little Taotie prepared the story of The Ugly Duckling, and Hua Jinyan, you prepare the tale of Nvwa creating humans. Do not bring up Pangu splitting heaven and earth!”

Hua Jinyan furrowed his brows, “Why?”

Little Taotie also frowned, “This story is more interesting than that of Nvwa creating humans! Pangu is so powerful, strong, and can transform into so many things! Everything came from him, Nvwa cannot compare to him! Why can’t we tell a story about someone stronger?”

Hua Jinyan nodded, repeating the question, “Right, why?”

Ma Ming: “…”

Ma Ming wiped more sweat from his brow and coughed dryly again, “What you like isn’t necessarily what other kids will like, nor is it guaranteed to earn good grades from the teacher.”

Little Taotie pouted stubbornly, “But you clearly said that during elementary school exams, the teacher will let us talk about our favorite story.”

The little girl emphasized the words “our favorite” once more.

Ma Ming: “…” He did say that.

He touched his forehead, thinking Little Taotie merely looked soft and obedient!

“So, which do you prefer, Pangu splitting heaven and earth, or Nvwa creating humans?” Ma Ming asked Hua Jinyan.

Hua Jinyan thought for a moment and said, “Whatever Little Taotie likes, I like.”

Little Taotie immediately said, “I like Pangu splitting heaven and earth, because he’s the most powerful! Even more powerful than Sun Wukong!”

Hua Jinyan nodded, “I also like Pangu splitting heaven and earth!”

Ma Ming frowned helplessly, “Fine, then tell the part about Pangu splitting heaven and earth, transforming into Fuxi and becoming Nvwa, but leave out that segment, never mention it!”

“Why?” the two children asked in unison.

Ma Ming wiped off more sweat.

Are today’s kids really so hard to teach?

As for his roles as home tutor and principal, he might consider quitting!