Return of the Antagonistic Lady Boss

Chapter 507: Chapter 481: The Main Thing Is Money (Monthly Ticket 1250+ Extra)

Li Zhen was instantly invigorated, as if he had been injected with adrenaline, but hearing Qian’s words, he couldn’t help but ask.

”You’re a female comrade, even if I want your legs, I can’t put them on!”

”Then I’ll chop off Xiaoqiang’s legs from home and attach them to you! If I didn’t have some confidence, would I make such a promise? Trust me, you can be saved! Young man, you’re so lucky, in the current void in this field domestically, you met me, you’re too lucky!”

Qian wasn’t boasting, psychological diseases as severe as this were very rare, and there aren’t many who can treat it. Her experience was accumulated from the future, and coincidentally, this treatment method was something her teacher researched a few years later, pioneering domestically; Qian used it a few years ahead.

Actually, SSD covers an especially broad scope, and the symptoms manifest differently; patients can be found in internal medicine, surgery, gynecology, pediatrics, ENT, and ophthalmology departments. Simply put, it’s when one checks themselves and finds no abnormality, yet always feels uncomfortable.

Some people believe there’s something wrong with their stomach or heart, some feel chest discomfort and take medication long-term, but tests show no issues. This stems from an obsession leading to SSD.

Li Zhen was truly fortunate, he encountered Qian, who was very confident in treating this.

”Can you really cure me? Make me stand up? I don’t ask to run and jump like normal people, I just want to be able to take care of myself, solve my own problems...”

His demands were really not much, just that he wouldn’t live humbly, with a bit of dignity.

”Unfortunately, I can’t meet your demands.”

After Qian finished speaking, Li Zhen lowered his head in disappointment, feeling as if he had fallen into an abyss.

”I knew it... In this state, how can I manage myself, I’m finished, I’ll be a cripple forever.”

”Stop right there, what’s with the deadpan look again? What I mean is, I can’t meet your request of merely self-care, because after seeing the scans, as long as you cooperate with my treatment, not only self-care, but running and jumping won’t be a problem. The worst case scenario is occasional numbness but recovery should be good. However, when it rains or is overcast, you’re definitely going to have back pain, then you must get along well with my mother-in-law. Her ointment is really effective; you buy from us, we’ll give you a twenty percent discount...”

Qian admired herself; she was quite the family-oriented daughter-in-law, already recruiting business for her mother-in-law even before entering the family. Given her hatred for her sister-in-law, she not only wouldn’t offer free treatment this time but would also make a fortune to become filthy rich.

In the future, any ointment her sister-in-law gets from Qian’s mother-in-law would cost money, not familiar with them, huh!

”But how would you... treat me?”

”If you collect your snot, I’ll tell you. How come as a grown man, you always end up crying with your nose running over trivial matters? It’s no big deal, I can even treat super complex diseases like depression, and even the most difficult to treat, neurosis. Except for my own obsessive-compulsive disorder, I haven’t encountered a psychological issue I can’t solve. Your issue is just a small problem, you say I can’t treat it, are you insulting my professionalism?”

The hardest psychological diseases to treat are recognized as neurosis. If there’s choice, psychologists definitely prefer not to take this kind, but compared to neurosis, Li Zhen’s obsessive attention is like kindergarten versus university, so treatment of this level is too easy for Qian.

In the previous life, Qian particularly loved this kind of patient, why you ask?

This seemed much more severe than depression or similar, patients either became blind, couldn’t walk, or appeared to have caught a disease, coming half dead, Qian saw their money and casually manipulated them, earning a fortune.

Less effort and more money, who wouldn’t want that?

”Are you saying my paralysis isn’t caused by physical reasons but by obsession... what?”

”A disease of the body and mind caused by obsessive attention. Sometimes people suddenly become blind, or suddenly can’t walk. Hospital checks show no issues, but they just feel uncomfortable. Doctors treating the body can’t find any problems, and that’s because psychological factors affect the body. Of course, many people aren’t as exaggerated as you, and while this isn’t a rare disease, with high incidence, many don’t notice. Let me give you an example.”

Talking about this disease that allowed her to scam so much money in her past life, Qian became super upbeat.

”Many teenagers experience a sudden decline in vision, you might think it’s due to excessive eye use, and parents think so too, getting glasses etc., but it persists. Actually, this isn’t a pathological issue, but a psychological one. Some kids envy those wearing glasses, wanting to wear other’s glasses, and gradually become nearsighted. Another type uses excuses to avoid studying, claiming they can’t see clearly, feeling sick, even having headaches and vomiting when attending class—oh, this kind of brat is quite common, heaven knows how annoying their parents are, more of a pain than your mom.”

”Why mention my mother again?”

”Because psychological vision decline has a direct relation to family atmosphere; if parents abuse children, or there’s frequent cold violence, this child might experience sudden blindness, somewhat similar to your issue, but your onset reason surely isn’t this. I have a premise for treating you.”

”I’ll agree to all your demands, as long as you make me stand up!” If living is possible, who would choose death?

”My treatment fee is extremely expensive.”

Haha, the real cash is finally coming to me! The best money-scammer psychologist is reborn for so long, giving free treatments, finally some proper payback, Qian now viewed Li Zhen as a gold mountain.

Li Zhen hadn’t reacted yet when a scream came from outside, ”Let go of me!”

”My mom’s here.” Li Zhen heard it and knew.

”I’m going to slaughter the fat sheep, wait for me, I’ll return after dealing with the fat sheep to diagnose you accurately.”

”What did you say?”

”Ahem, I said, I’m going to discuss your treatment plan with your parents.” Focus on money!!!

The little sister-in-law who had just been knocked out by Yu Minglang woke up and came to kill again.

Qian opened the door, saw the disheveled sister-in-law, and with an aura of majesty, said to the many helpless doctors and nurses.

”Do whatever you need to do, don’t stay here, it’s our own family matter, don’t look.”

”It’s you!” The sister-in-law was emotionally agitated, charging toward Qian.

Before she could touch Qian, Yu Minglang arrived and grabbed her wrist.

Seeing him, Qian’s eyes lit up and her spirit peaked.

Unexpected gain, slaughtering the fat sheep while seeing her man, this deal was very worth it.