Invincible Little School Doctor

Chapter 227: Chapter 227 Brother is a Shy Person, Ah!

”Of course I was just joking with you, what, you took it seriously?”

Ye Haochuan snorted, ”You’re such a green little girl, other than two lumps of flesh on your chest, where do you have the slightest look of a woman? If I were to take you as my girlfriend, my brain would have to be short a few screws.”

Zhao Bingqian’s eyes went wide with anger, her fists clenched. What kind of lecherous uncle was this, to insult her like that? Was she really the kind of woman no man would want?

”Cut it out, as if I’m totally worthless. Humph, stinky uncle, even if all the men in the world were dead and you were the only one left, I wouldn’t give you a second glance,” Zhao Bingqian said indignantly.

Watching her nearly go insane with rage, Ye Haochuan inwardly chuckled. To deal with a rebellious girl like you, you have to think in reverse and provoke her: ”If all the men in the world were dead and there were so many women, why would I choose you?”

”You...” Zhao Bingqian gritted her teeth in frustration. This lecherous uncle, seriously, he couldn’t give her a little face, could he, and just let her down gently?

”What ’you’?” Ye Haochuan chuckled, ”If all the men in the world were dead except for me, that would be great. I could have a palace with three palaces, six courtyards, and seventy-two concubines. I would have so many women, I wouldn’t even have time to care about you, why would I bother with you?”

Zhao Bingqian’s face turned uglier by the second, her anger boiling to the point where she wished she could tear his mouth apart.

Ye Haochuan simply ignored her and laughed heartily, continuing, ”Tsk tsk, if I were the last man on earth, wouldn’t that be wonderful? Surrounded by beauties, playing around in the flowers, it’s something even gods would envy...”

Does this uncle have no shame?

Zhao Bingqian thought angrily, ”Have you said enough? If you’re done, then hurry up and leave; I want to sleep!”

”Sleep? Are you sure you want to sleep?” Ye Haochuan said with a hint of a smile, glancing over, ”In my opinion, you want to scrape off all that nail polish, right? Is that necessary? Wouldn’t that be overdoing it?”

Zhao Bingqian could no longer hold back and lunged at him, punching at his chest: ”Get lost, get lost, get lost...”

Ye Haochuan caught her little fists in his hands and smirked, ”Here’s a suggestion: there’s no need to scrape off the nail polish. Just reapply some on your middle finger, it saves time and effort...”

Who asked you? Zhao Bingqian was visibly annoyed.

”Also, after applying the nail polish, just remember not to do it like before. The chemical components in nail polish contain irritants that can severely affect your body...”

”Shut up!” Zhao Bingqian could not help but kick at him, only to have Ye Haochuan deftly sidestep her.

”By the way, your inflammation has gotten quite severe. In a few days, your symptoms will spread even further. If it continues long-term, your whole body will become ulcerated and swollen. It will be as ugly as it sounds!”

That statement was indeed a strong medicine.

Hearing this, Zhao Bingqian shivered. For a girl who loved to look pretty like her, to become ulcerated and swollen all over was torturous, worse than death.

”Will I... will I really become ulcerated and swollen all over?” Zhao Bingqian asked, somewhat frightened.

Got scared, haven’t you?

Ye Haochuan secretly amused himself, thinking he needed to teach her a harsh lesson for her to realize the severity of consequences.

”Believe it or not, it’s up to you, don’t forget I’m a doctor.” Ye Haochuan said earnestly, ”Feel it for yourself.”

Having said that, Zhao Bingqian did indeed feel the sensation, as if she were being bitten by ants, so she quickly nodded.

Ye Haochuan struggled to hold back his laughter. Fortunately, I, the young master, know Acupoint Tapping from afar; had I not tapped your itching point, I wouldn’t have been able to hold you off.

”Alright, I’ve said my piece. Think it over for yourself. If you need anything, just come and call me in Ziyi’s room.”

Leaving Zhao Bingqian’s room, Ye Haochuan tried hard not to think about her shocked and scared expression. So, you’re rebellious, huh? I have ways to cure you!

Arriving at the door of Zhang Ziyi’s room, Ye Haochuan found that the door was closed but not locked.

Turning the handle, Ye Haochuan almost laughed when he saw Zhang Ziyi lying in bed under a thin blanket, fully covered except for her head peeking out.

In such hot weather, was there any need for this?

Ye Haochuan shook his head inwardly and locked the door behind him.

Seeing him enter, and thinking of the upcoming examination, Zhang Ziyi blushed and covered her pretty head with the blanket.

There were many ways to diagnose and treat a gynecological condition like abnormal discharge, but Ye Haochuan thought, why would he let such a good opportunity to take advantage pass?

He took out his Needle Bag and glanced towards the head of the bed, ”Ziyi, take the blanket off, I’m going to begin.”

But after waiting for quite some time, Zhang Ziyi didn’t move, seemingly too bashful.

”Hurry up,” Ye Haochuan said with a slight impatience in his voice.

Only then did Zhang Ziyi begin to reluctantly uncover the blanket.

Ye Haochuan picked up a Silver Needle, ”Are you ready? I’m going to begin!”

”I’m ready,” Zhang Ziyi said softly, ”What should I do next?”

”Lie face down.”

”Oh.”

Zhang Ziyi blushed, not daring to look at him, and obediently turned over.

After calming his mind, Ye Haochuan began to apply the needles. Within a short minute, he inserted the Silver Needle smoothly into the acupoints like flowing clouds and flowing water.