Invincible Little School Doctor

Chapter 209: Chapter 209: How meddlesome! (Second wave of outbreak)

Along the way, Ye Haochuan chatted and joked with Kou Jing, interjecting lewd jokes now and then, leaving her bashfully at a loss.

However, perhaps having already gotten used to his shameless nature, Kou Jing kept her composure and didn’t run off like she had in the past.

Hey, this Iceberg Goddess has made progress, huh? She’s almost immune to my teasing!

Ye Haochuan chuckled to himself, wondering what it would be like to ”train” this Iceberg Goddess in the future.

For the entire afternoon, since there were very few students and teachers coming in for medical assistance, Ye Haochuan locked himself in the office to diligently practice the Longevity Technique.

However, around four o’clock, his phone rang. When he picked it up, it was from Xiao Haimei.

Initially, he thought Xiao Haimei was reminding him to get off work early to have dinner together, but it turned out she had to catch a last-minute flight for a business trip, and wouldn’t be back until noon the next day.

”Wife dearest, you must be careful on your business trip, try to bring more bodyguards, and if anything happens, call me. If you can’t even make a phone call, just smash the jade pendant I’ve enchanted with a Warning Talisman. I’ll sense the danger and come to rescue you.”

Since Xiao Haimei had been in danger several times, Ye Haochuan had been anxious, and now that she was going on a business trip without him by her side, he inevitably worried, which was why he gave her such earnest instructions.

Although Xiao Haimei felt infinitely sweet inside, she still thought he was exaggerating. Could he really sense when she was in danger and how would that help? Could he suddenly fly over to save her?

”By the way, wife dearest, I have someone here who’s been a soldier. He’s quite skilled, an honest and loyal person, and he’s learned a bit of martial arts from me. How about I have him stay by your side for protection? What do you think?” Ye Haochuan suddenly suggested.

Xiao Haimei hesitated for a moment before asking, ”Who is this person?”

”It’s Han Xue’er’s big brother, Han Dazhuang.” Ye Haochuan replied carefully.

Xiao Haimei seemed to struggle for a while before finally saying, ”All right, have him come to see me. Where is he now?”

Ye Haochuan was secretly pleased and said, ”He’s near the school, I’ll send him over now.”

”Good.”

The two of them chatted sweetly for a while longer, and just before hanging up, Xiao Haimei suddenly blurted out, ”By the way, I warn you, I’ve been quite generous with you. If you flirt with others again, see if I don’t castrate you after I get back?”

Castrate me?

Hearing her chilling tone, Ye Haochuan broke out in cold sweat and carefully said, ”Wife dearest, what you say! Do I look that insecure to you?”

”Hmph, just be careful, that’s all!” Xiao Haimei sternly dropped the words and hung up the phone.

Sheesh, did this wife grow up drinking sea water? She sure keeps a tight leash!

Ye Haochuan felt somewhat helpless. With such a dominant future wife, he would have a tough time ahead.

After informing Han Dazhuang to accompany Xiao Haimei on her business trip, Ye Haochuan put away his phone, ready to continue his cultivation when suddenly a WeChat notification sounded. Picking it up, it was a message flashing in the WeChat group created by Zhao Bingqian.

Upon opening it, Ye Haochuan laughed. It turned out that Zhao Bingqian and the other three girls were selecting public courses on the campus network and accidentally saw the physiology class he was going to teach, each sending messages inquiring about it.

First replying with a mischievous smiley face emoji, Ye Haochuan was too lazy to type and replied directly with a voice message, ”Yep, your brother has now gloriously transformed into a teacher.”

Seeing that he used a voice message, Zhao Bingqian immediately responded with one, ”Please, uncle, with your sloppy appearance, you qualify as a glorious teacher? Gangster teacher is more like it! Hehe!”

Zhang Ziyi, Su Yingxue, and Lin Qingxuan followed with laughing emojis, each sending five in a row to form a neat formation that looked quite charming!

Listening to Zhao Bingqian’s jeering, Ye Haochuan felt an itching to retaliate. This little girl had become even more arrogant after not seeing her for a few days. When he saw her next, he’d have to give her butt a good spanking, and not just with his hand! He also planned to spank her face! Gahaha!

Imagining his ”stick” smacking her delicate, flowery little face, Ye Haochuan’s face was covered with a sleazy, cheap laugh.

”Go on, don’t think so poorly of me. What’s wrong with being a hooligan-teacher? Isn’t he still a teacher? Doesn’t he still educate and nurture people?” Ye Haochuan shamelessly responded via voice message.

Zhao Bingqian sent an emoji of someone spitting out food, followed by a voice message, ”Tsk, uncle, you really know how to put a shine on yourself, aren’t you embarrassed?”

Ye Haochuan’s face twisted with displeasure. This Zhao Bingqian really needed a ”stick” beating, or would she not stop until she tore the house down?

Just then, Zhang Ziyi sent over a voice message, ”Teacher Ye, how about we all choose your elective course and listen to your lectures?”

Ye Haochuan’s eyes lit up as he replied via voice message, ”Sure, everyone come! Once you’re here, Brother Ye will give you all a big, joyful surprise, guaranteeing you’ll each be satisfied to the fullest! Haha!”

Zhao Bingqian, devilishly clever, seemed to catch his drift and quickly replied with a voice message, ”Hee hee, then I’ll bring all the girls from Building 7 to your lecture, be careful not to exhaust yourself!”

”Exhaust me? How so?” Ye Haochuan laughed and sent back a voice message.

Soon after, the four girls each sent a string of punching emojis.

Zhao Bingqian then angrily sent another message, ”Stab with scissors!”

Damn, this girl is fierce! Wouldn’t one snip from her scissors cause me to lose the ability to have descendants?

Ye Haochuan shivered out of the blue.

After chatting and goofing around with the four girls for a while, suddenly there was a knock at the door.

Ye Haochuan looked through the door using his Perspective and saw it was his beautifully dressed boss, Kou Jing, knocking.

”Coming!”

Ye Haochuan stopped chatting with Zhao Bingqian and the girls, got up and opened the door.

Kou Jing was somewhat surprised to see how quickly he opened the door, thinking to herself, wasn’t this lecher playing LOL inside his room?

Ye Haochuan noticed her odd expression, and after a quick thought, he understood what she was thinking.

Come on, what kind of look is that? When the door is closed, I’m cultivating, how could I be playing with a handgun?

There’s a saying; youth do not value their seminal essence, but in old age, they weep at the sight of an empty embrace.

I, young master, have a plethora of beauties waiting for my affection in the future. How could I waste it?

Thinking about how much he’d been misunderstood, Ye Haochuan couldn’t be bothered to explain, and smilingly said, ”Doctor Kou, you haven’t finished work yet, have you?”

”Either way, there aren’t many patients coming in, so it doesn’t matter if I finish work early. Besides, we have a class tonight. It might be better to finish early. By the way, Doctor Ye, are you ready? We should head out,” Kou Jing said with a faint smile.

Ye Haochuan knew what she meant; she wanted him to meet her grandfather and discuss their so-called medical skills. He smiled and said, ”Let’s go.”

Since Kou Jing’s sedan had plunged into the valley of Phoenix Mountain, she didn’t have a car and had to call for a ride through a taxi app. The two then headed straight to Senior Godly Doctor Kou’s Traditional Chinese Medicine clinic in the city.

Forty minutes later, the hired car stopped in front of the clinic.

Led by Kou Jing, Ye Haochuan followed her into the clinic, looking around. The clinic was spacious, about two hundred square meters, and had a decor that boasted an ancient style, especially towards the consulting room, where bamboo curtains were hung for partitioning.

Inside the consulting room, someone was taking a patient’s pulse and asking questions. Through the bamboo curtain, he could vaguely make out the figure resembling Senior Godly Doctor Kou.

There were quite a few patients in the clinic, but no one was making much noise. They sat quietly on the wooden benches outside the consulting rooms, waiting their turn.

Ye Haochuan nodded inwardly. Who said that Traditional Chinese Medicine was declining? The fact that so many people were here seeking treatment was telling enough.