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Chapter 434: Chapter 434: Unexpected Incident

Curly-Haired Guy: Hmph, in my opinion, Ruiko is completely unsuitable for this. This kind of thing should be handled by Gin-san! A girl like Ruiko, a middle schooler, doesn’t have any villainous aura at all!

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Exactly, Uncle here agrees. You can tell just by looking at her—she doesn’t look like a villain at all. She doesn’t have that villainous vibe, you know? A true villain requires talent like Uncle here! Someone who makes people feel scared just by looking at them! Yes, scared! What kind of villain doesn’t make people afraid?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: I don’t think only those who scare people are villains. A truly successful villain should be someone you can’t even detect. Like someone like Aizen.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: No, no, no! Listen to me, dear Little Red. Aizen isn’t actually a villain at all; he’s just a mastermind. A mastermind is not the same as a villain. Only someone who makes people afraid is a villain. And Uncle here can clearly do that perfectly.

Lazy Kitten: I have to admit it—when you take off that mask, it’s pretty scary. With those pitted scars all over your face, who wouldn’t be freaked out?!

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Damn it, Uncle wasn’t talking about my looks! Geez, I meant my aura! Don’t I have a frightening aura when I stand there?

This Is An Actor: Let’s be honest. Besides your looks, there’s nothing about you that could scare anyone.

Doujin Artist: Hahaha, what Anzen said is painfully true.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: But it’s also honest. Whenever Deadpool opens his mouth, it just makes people laugh. There’s no fear to be seen; he’s just brimming with a clownish aura.

Curly-Haired Guy: Right, so ultimately it has to be Gin-san! Feel the domination of the great silver-haired demon lord! This world will tremble beneath my feet!

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Tremble from fear or from laughter? How dare you even mention ’trembling’? Oh, but of course! In terms of scaring people, you do succeed. At least your senior brother avoids you now because you can’t even differentiate the most basic acupuncture points!

Curly-Haired Guy: Shut up, idiot! Whether I can differentiate acupuncture points has no necessary connection to being a successful villain! Don’t you try to shift the topic!

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Buddy, there are no successful villains who pick their noses like you do. To become a villain, you have to fix your nose-picking habit first. Otherwise, anyone who sees you will just think you’re low-class.

Curly-Haired Guy: You’re the low-class one! These days we’ve broken free from the constraints of tight-fitting suits, you bastard, and you still wear them all the time!

Lin Fengjiao: Starting up again, huh. I knew it would end up like this.

Lin Jiu sat calmly in the hall, holding a cup of tea. He was completely accustomed to this kind of daily group bickering.

Doujin Artist: Your arguing is pointless; I never planned to bring you two over. Compared to you two unreliable guys, my own good sisters are much more dependable.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Heh, absolutely! I’m all ready here. Just watch me make a dazzling entrance! Full effects, all eyes on me!

Doujin Artist: Hold on, I’m still evacuating people here. It’ll probably take about another half hour.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: OK, call me when it’s ready!

Curly-Haired Guy: Pfft, fine, I won’t go then! Do you really think Gin-san cares? Think too much of yourself, bastard!

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Yes, exactly. Rather than waste that time, I’d rather do role-play in my own cell! I’ll be Sailor Moon, Tony will be the tentacle monster!

Soul Society’s Villain: ?

Shark-Faced Guy: ? ? ?

Hoshigaki Kisame’s shark face showed an utterly shocked expression, his eyes filled with disbelief. Having hung around in the group for so long, he naturally learned a lot of knowledge and practical info, and he clearly knew what Sailor Moon and tentacle monsters represent.

Because he knew, he found it so shocking. These two people, they play that hard?

This Is An Actor: In terms of wild play, you guys are the experts.

Soul Society’s Villain: Suddenly a bit interested. Why don’t you start a live stream for us to see?

Lazy Kitten: Yes, yes, yes! Start a live stream! Let us witness firsthand what Sailor Moon vs. Tentacle Monster looks like!

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: That’s definitely not possible. Uncle has abandoned his career as a streamer. That was my original sin; I need redemption. The path of a streamer isn’t suited for me. Maybe I’m only suited to be an ordinary photographer.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Enough with your bragging. Even if you wanted to play tentacle monster games, Tony wouldn’t play with you. He has Pepper, not like you, a dumped single dog!

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Oh, Deadpool got dumped?

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Damn it, you bad people keep picking at my scars! For her future and happiness, Uncle painfully walked away—isn’t that the highest expression of love? Yet, yet what I get is your mockery!

Machete Girl: ? Last time you said she initiated the breakup with you. How did it become you walking away painfully now?

Lazy Kitten: And, for her future and happiness? When you keep going to bars soliciting, did you ever think about future and happiness? You deceive yourself so thoroughly, does your conscience really not ache?

Wig Guy: Speaking of which, does Deadpool have a conscience?

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Bullshit, you’ve said enough! Uncle is already suffering the torment of heartbreak, and you still stab my heart with knives? Are you really human, are you really?!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Hah, what do you want then?

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Of course, Uncle’s request isn’t high. Believe me, my request is really not high. I just hope my dear fellow group members can help me find a girlfriend.

Curly-Haired Guy: You’re dreaming, shit!

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Girlfriend? I can help introduce one. How about Granny Chiyo from Sand Village? Do you like that type?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Pfft!

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Granny Chiyo is wonderful, but can we change? My medical fees are expensive. If she were my girlfriend, I probably couldn’t afford to pay for her dental implants.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Then Orochimaru-hime?

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Hey, honey. Pretend I said nothing, okay? I’ll start shutting up now!

Machete Girl: Scared? Already scared? Mr. Deadpool originally thought Orochimaru-hime was quite acceptable, why are you scared now? Could it be you’re only good at talking?

Doujin Artist: Ruiko, you’ve created a great scene! How did you do it? The whole capital is in chaos now! Quick, let’s strike while the iron is hot!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: ? ? ? I haven’t gone yet!

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