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Chapter 419: Chapter 419: The Amazing Things Wigs Can Do

Lazy Kitten: Good morning everyone, it’s another new day. But for a little kitty like me, every day is facing the pain of being forced to work. [Picture] Look, the kid is so skinny.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ? You call that skinny?

Doujin Artist: I’ve never heard of such a round ball being called skinny!

Lazy Kitten: Why isn’t it skinny? I look like a ball because my fur is fluffy! It just looks puffed up, it’s just empty air!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: But the ninja cat suit you’re wearing is puffed up too. If it’s just the fur, it wouldn’t make it puffed up, right?

Lazy Kitten: That, that’s because I stuffed it with sponge! Yes, just stuffed it with sponge!

Machete Girl: ???

Soul Society’s Villain: You’re just fat, why hide it?

Shark-Faced Guy: If I’m not wrong, you’re trying to get sympathy. But sadly, the picture doesn’t lie.

Lazy Kitten: No, whether fat or skinny! I’m still being forced to work! Making a kitty less than a year old catch bad guys everywhere, aren’t you humans cruel? Don’t I deserve sympathy?

This is an Actor: You’ll only deserve sympathy if you didn’t have braised pork for breakfast.

Lazy Kitten: Hmph, even Anzen got it wrong! Today’s breakfast wasn’t braised pork, it was yellow braised chicken!

Curly-haired Guy: Damn, this cat eats better than Gin-san! I only had two rice balls for breakfast, damn it!

Doujin Artist: You’re still eating breakfast at your age? If I were you, I wouldn’t be able to eat! Did you find the Hollow? Did you find the Space Bugs? If you didn’t find them, do you still deserve to eat?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That’s right, Gin, you should forget about eating and sleeping! Don’t even think about eating at this time, hurry up and get down to business.

Machete Girl: In short, Gin, you should just starve to death.

Curly-haired Guy: ??? You guys, do you all think Gin-san is just wasting food by living?

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: No, no, dear Gin Gin. I don’t think so, I hope you can live forever. At least, your butt still has some value.

Curly-haired Guy: Shut your mouth! It’s not that Gin-san doesn’t want to work, it’s just that I have no clue right now! Didn’t you guys hear that emotionless guy Oboro say a few weeks ago that even the Naraku can’t find them?

Doujin Artist: Who cares about that, you only have forty days left anyway.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That’s right, Anzen gave you two months. There are forty days left, if you still can’t find them, we’ll have to meet in the little black room.

Machete Girl: May you be happy, Amen.

Curly-haired Guy: You bunch of dirty women, are you all laughing because Gin-san is going to be silenced? You are, you definitely are!

Doujin Artist: No way, how could we! Are we that shallow? We won’t laugh out loud, we’ll just open a few bottles of champagne and set up a few tables for a feast.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Hahaha, I support the feast!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: This is a must, count me in.

Curly-haired Guy: Damn it, you dirty women, don’t make me curse! I’m telling you, I’m even afraid of myself when I go crazy!

Doujin Artist: Oh, is that right? You can only be tough at home? If you have the ability, go find the Space Bugs, what’s the point of going crazy with us?

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: I think Eriri is right, Gin, if you really have the ability, you should take care of the Space Bugs and the Hollow first.

Lin Fengjiao: Speaking of this, I’m a little curious, why did the Space Bugs and the Hollow leave their base early? Did they get the news that Gin would attack beforehand?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Ah, that’s right. I forgot about this if Uncle Nine didn’t mention it. Why did they run away?

Curly-haired Guy: Hmph, we have to thank our wise and mighty Wig for this. Damn it, he told that damned police chief everything. That police chief told Tokugawa Shige Shige about it, and now everyone in Edo knows!

Doujin Artist: Wig, what are you doing? @Wig Guy, if you do this, they will choose to run away temporarily. After all, their plans are not perfect yet, and they can’t turn against the whole world right now.

Wig Guy: This, I can explain...

Curly-haired Guy: Explain what? I think you’ve gone crazy!

Speaking of this, Sakata Gintoki felt a pain in his liver. He worked so hard to get to the door and thought he could kill the final boss, but he just wasted his time.

Wig Guy: Gintoki, calm down. Have you thought about what would happen if we kill the Hollow and the Space Bugs at this time? They are indeed the source of chaos in the country, but if they disappear now, the country will also fall into chaos.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: That’s true, your shogun is just a puppet.

Curly-haired Guy: But what does this have to do with you telling that police chief everything? Are you still planning to pin your hopes on those officials? Don’t you know what kind of people they are?

Wig Guy: Of course, I won’t pin my hopes on those people, but we need them to play their part after our revolution succeeds, right? I’m just trying to unite everyone, and uniting everyone is very necessary.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Indeed, if everyone is united, there won’t be too much chaos. The people will be able to accept the new revolutionary government more quickly, which is also very beneficial to us.

Curly-haired Guy: Hmph, but you still caused such a terrible outcome! Even if everyone is united, it’s useless if we can’t find the Space Bugs and the Hollow.

Wig Guy: Indeed, this is my mistake, Katsura Kotaro! I don’t deny it! But it doesn’t matter, Gintoki! I believe we can always find them, they can’t hide forever!

Curly-haired Guy: How long will that take? Five years or ten years? It’ll be too late then! Can you not put the cart before the horse, damn it! You’re uniting everyone so eagerly, what have you gotten now?

Wig Guy: Cough, I am now the chairman of the Homeland Restoration Committee.

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